Introverts watching the whole world forced to stay indoors due to Corona virus while they've been doing that for years
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Introverts watching the whole world forced to stay indoors due to Corona virus while they've been doing that for years
Being in love with somebody who don't speak to you unless you do and that has a distance with you os actually hard
The moments we spend together are everything, but i just feel like is an ilusión of mine
I need constant affection or i will feel like is fake
these ones
oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:
here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas
here are the ones who run the factories
and here are the ones who extract the raw resources that the others need to make it all work
23,000 people are reblogging a hit list
Good.
Stoners be like: I function better when I’m high! *sits in silence with mouth open*
and they’re right
if you plug your headphones into a hole in tree you can hear tree thoughts. stuff like “birds live in my hair” “water is my favorite” “the sun is my boyfriend”
Victorian slang terms you never knew existed
one time i saw a video of a hippo eating a watermelon. they rather funny-looking beasts, aren’t they? it opens its mouth which honestly looks completely non-threatening because it had, like, six teeth, and then the handler just sets the watermelon at the bottom
and then it uses that silly widdle whisker face to absolutely fucking destroy this watermelon like the damn thing’s rind was made of rice paper. turns out, the reason it doesn’t have many teeth is because teeth are for lesser beings that can’t rip through natural obstacles by gumming them to pieces with an inconceivable bite force. and it doesn’t snap or tear into it or anything, it just calmly closes its mouth around the watermelon, pauses for a moment while it assesses just how much of its ridiculous strength it needs to use, and crushes it like one of those chocolate malt balls
you know that feeling that’s, like, when you see something and you think, “this is so far outside of the realm of human experience that any conception i have of this will forever be a mere shadow of its true nature”? i feel that way about a hippo’s strength. one of my distant ancestors likely looked up into the sky at the natural terror of lightning and believed that such a thing could only be the direct influence of a god. i channel that fear, but for hippos
rt if her sheer power brings you to tears
its SO fascinating how little girls have this inherent need to throw twigs and leaves and dirt together and mix them with water .. how we all called that some variant of the word potion …. how its an intercultural thing that no one taught us to do ……………. keep fostering that witch energy ladies
my favourite trope is when both people understand that they like each other but it’s still unsaid between them and they’re not quite 100% sure the other likes them back so they keep having awkward-flirty moments/interactions and don’t know what to do after it happens so they just ,,, look at each other for a moment before changing the subject…and then it happens again
True
the fact that i don’t have heart shaped pupils is a fucking tragedy
Them: motherfucker
Me, an intellectual: Oedipus
brown eyes are warm and beautiful and deserve more recognition
You don't know how bomb is a Kpop song until you listen to it while smoking weed
i LOVE BEING IN BED !!!!!! i love being all cuddly and warm and curling up into a ball and feeling tiny !!!!! this is what life’s about !!!!!!!!!!!
pinknews shut up challenge
it’s honestly so terrifying that the media is so casual about erasing the identities of bisexual people, and the worst part is that PinkNews is a newspaper ABOUT LGBT people.
things like this are why I don’t want to associate myself with any general LGBT centered organization because chances are that they’re always biphobic. I’m out here only associating myself with bisexual organizations and nothing else, fuck that shit.
This is what happens when you otherize trans people.
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