[badgrapple-deactivated20220614]

Christians will see you struggling emotionally and be like "nows my chance!"

[semusepsu]

[reactionary-bot]

sad but true: it doesn’t matter if people die as a result, opening a sports-themed bar & grill is too important

[deeby]

august 11, 2018

[ironpour]

[thestateonmtv]

living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!

[thestateonmtv]

I’m sorry god please forgive me I would give anything to go to Barnes and noble and then dinner at Chili’s with a lava mountain cake please lord take me back I’ll never complain again

[domxnkasshu]

that post about ‘the patti lupone you know is already dead and gone’ sends me every fucking time. i love that stupid post. it’s so fucking funny.

[domxnkasshu]

this is peak humour kadjfk;lasjflka;sjfl

[sixpenceee]

Teddy bear made with a face towel and rubber bands

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[arrghigiveup]

American Hedgehog Warrior: Course 3 Watch as Pepper takes on course 3 of American Hedgehog Warrior: Quarantine Edition 🦔

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[pissvortex]

[april]

i don’t think macs are ugly or bad, but they’re bred with such little concern for the computer’s health that their existence is an unethical fact. again no ill will towards the macs themselves

[nuka-rockit]

capitalists: wow ancient cultures were so stupid, sacrificing ppl to please some god in the sky. how can you let people die over an imaginary concept. barbaric capitalists: we cant shut businesses down because of disease!!! that makes the little line on my stock market app sad :(

[meangirlnurse]

people harping on about how you’re morally obligated to vote for Joe Biden literally never refer to, like, “the candidate you would have preferred.” they always make some snide, incredibly condescending comment about “just because you can’t vote for your ~fave~” or “just because this isn’t the ~perfect candidate~” and it’s like, the political discursive equivalent of having a punchable face 

[meangirlnurse]

like none of these people are ever polite or willing to consider that someone might have valid, understandable reservations or concerns about voting for Biden that they could respectfully discuss (even with the intention of changing their mind!), it’s always about being as shrieky, smug and self-righteous as possible 

[notkatniss]

[altcomics]

Adam D. Thompson

[ori-dani-deactivated20210421]

my brain, refusing to focus: hm… this paragraph… i do not vibe with it

me, crying: please… please just fucking process the words on the paper

my brain, acting like a dramatic bitch: it’s vibes are wrong. i cannot read it.

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

if i say i’m a leftist don’t ask me what branch of leftism do i follow or what old white male revolutionary scholars i have read just know that i want everyone to eat food every day and i’m vibing

[gaycism]

king