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can we just….
Fuck you, Cheeto Voldemort
Men will spend 25% of their day thinking about how they could American sniper their way out of the zombie apocalypse no problem and then they’ll walk into the bathroom and miss the toilet from half a foot away
Men will be like “I would NEVER murder someone but if I did I know exactly how I’d get away with it” and then one day you’ll be in a situation with them where they need to mop a floor and they won’t even know how
Trash Bandits
Some amazing book dedications:
PEOPLE WOULD HAVE DIED
one of my books is dedicated to the patrons who sponsored it
and the other says, “You know who you are. You know what you did.”
I found one once in a library that said, “To my wife, who said that if I didn’t find something to do with myself after I retired that she would shoot me.”
Harry Potter + random subtitles (x)
i love the baby christmas stealer
Joys that Harry Potter Movie Only Fans will never know:
-How amazing Oliver Wood actually is OMG
-Dudley Dursley’s character development
-“ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?!”
-Minerva McGonagall, Quidditch Fanatic
-Luna Lovegood, Quidditch Commentator
-RON WEASLEY IS BRAVE.
-GINNY WEASLEY IS AMAZING
-Sirius and Crookshanks: Ultimate Bromance
-“Ooh, you look much tastier than Crabbe and Goyle, Harry!”
-KREACHER’S CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
-“I FELL IN THE LAKE!”
-Dean Thomas/Luna Lovegood Platonicship OMG
-Remus showing off Baby Photos
-Percy coming to his senses and finally making a joke
-“‘Probably trying to get rid of a Wrackspurt,’ said Harry, who recognized the symptoms.”
-Pigwidgeon
-Amnesiac Gilderoy Lockhart
-Dobby’s ever growing mismatched sock collection
-“FOR MASTER REGELUS!”
-Most of Tonks’s actual character
-Bill and Fleur’s actual relationship
-“ARE YOU A WIZARD OR NOT?!”
-Potterwatch
-Hermione’s growing political awareness and activism
-The entire school (-slytherins) standing to defend Harry from Pansy Parkinson
-100+ pages of backstory, 10x the character depth and development
Pains that Harry Potter Movie Only Fans will never know:
-“He was tiny in death”
-Molly Weasley’s boggart
-Meeting Neville’s parents
-Re-reading Prisoner of Azkaban and realizing that the nice man who helped Harry with his homework and gave him free sundaes dies in the sixth book.
-“He had no memory of being hugged like this, as though by a mother”
-Remus feeling so ashamed of being a werewolf that he thinks his family is better off without him
-Regulus Black’s full story
-Harry having to drag Percy away from Fred’s body
-Molly Weasley giving Harry a family heirloom for his 17th birthday
-Dean Thomas never knew his father, because he was a wizard and was killed by Death Eaters
-Peter Pettigrew didn’t even have the chance to redeem himself
-Frank Bryce was a war veteran who was blamed by his entire town for Voldemort’s crimes, and then Voldemort murdered him
-Harry not saying goodbye to Ron, Hermione, or Ginny, because he knows he won’t be strong enough to go through with it if he does
-“ ‘Does it hurt?’ The childish question had fallen from Harry’s lips before he could stop it. ‘Dying? Not at all,’ said Sirius. ‘Quicker and easier than falling asleep.’ ”
-The full story of Ariana and the Dumbledore family
-Winky’s entire existence, and all she suffers
-Andromeda Tonks losing her entire family
-“’NO!’ The scream was the more terrible because he had never expected or dreamed that Professor McGonagall could make such a sound.”
-100+ pages of backstory, 10x the character depth and development, over half of it leading to more pain and despair
NONE of this would be happening in the Berenstein universe
idk why, but for some reason i find photoshopped pictures of poptart boxes with fake ridiculous, outrageous flavor names to be the funniest freaking thing
like this is hysterical