there’s only room in this town for one good boy
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Show & Tell
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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@theartofmadeline
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todays bird
Sweet Seals For You, Always

#extradirty

if i look back, i am lost
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Today's Document
Noah Kahan
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Andulka

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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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@no-need-to-dwell
there’s only room in this town for one good boy
@wordsonbrokentongues
A vanilla soy latte is a type of 3-bean soup.
“Veggie burrito, white rice, brown beans, mild salsa, sour cream cheese, lettuce, guacamole”
“Nothing is sacred.”
its free real estate
open the door
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Write it in the burn book
Lmao fight me trashlord
Okay then
I’M MICHELLE OBAMA
i bet harry potter kept that tiny hungarian horntail from the first triwizard tournament on his bedside table forever
years later lily luna is like “daddy, what is that dragon toy?”
“well, child, it’s a brutal reminder of the time i was forced into the wizard hunger games because dumbledore can’t tell when there’s a death eater working at hogwarts”
is he okay?
hello darkness my old friend
(via mytherapistsays)
Stop Worrying
the robot apocalypse will be caused by people talking about the robot apocalypse so much that the robots will think that’s what we want and they’re just trying their best
Motörhead drinking game:
Drink an entire bottle of Jack Daniels every single day
Somehow never die