Funny Shit

[caliphsmegmafactory]

The only reason I want kids is so I could chainsmoke around them constantly

[godisafujoshi]

I want to shut up forever but I’m always thinking of more dumb shit to say

[kiralou02]

Every time I see this post I think of that smoking duck lol ..so me

[0meadow-deactivated20200602]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Whats up ladies i im several years behind

[slavery]

I JUST GOT PEGGED IN A BENTLEYYYYYYY

[drcyan]

[sandmandaddy69]

[curseworm]

whta the hell is a vsco girl idk what any of yall are talking about anymore

[curseworm]

its time to stop slapping random letters in front of ‘girl’ and pretending it makes any sense starting now we’re going back to basics. ur either a horse girl or ur nothing

[no-pansycake]

Boy I’ve got bad news

[kosmogrl]

[no-pansycake]

I just wanna walk down an alley with me and my boys when we’ve all got long coats on and popped collars that accentuate our strong jawlines. Maybe one of us takes a drag on our cigarette maybe one of us steps across a puddle with our big thick shoes like it’s nothing. Shit like that.

[comment-tube]

[animatedtext]

[funnytwittertweets]

[secretvideogamesecret]

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

Men! Get your ears pierced! That’s an order

[rzmryn-deactivated20240214]

[satansloveclub]

[savethelifeofmychild]

kneeling down beside my bed and folding my hands and closing my eyes: dear god please let me have some gay sex soon and also maybe let me win the lottery so i never have to get a job again. okay goodbye i mean amen