Dallas Hawthorn

singer, voice actor, director, rabbit enthusiast

[no-terfs-allowed]

POV you meet a fae in your garden at twilight, what do you do?

[no-terfs-allowed]

[lunaite]

benoit blanc had the right idea with his version of swearing. the comedic genius of saying things like ‘fiddlesticks’ and ‘lord help us’ is enough in itself, but paired with the occasional ‘MOTHERFUCKING SHITBALLS’ at the exact right moment, i am truly enraptured. i will begin using this method immediately

[no-terfs-allowed]

terfs can suck my 1 inch trans dick

[nicostiel]

Glass Onion + Text Posts (part 1)

[no-terfs-allowed]

oh no! I made the t3rfs angry!

oh well.

*sips iced coffee and has a great day*

[susiephone]

I love how utterly unfuckable Miles Bron is.

Rian Johnson saw everyone thirsting over Evil Chris Evans from the first movie and was like "not again."

[mixtapetraxx]

Bond girls are out. Blanc girls (underprivileged women who screw over rich assholes with the help of this silly detective) are in.

[no-terfs-allowed]

when terfs say shit like they think trans women devalue their own gender because trans women can't give birth to 12 babies like they did, all i hear is a woman who can't accept the fact that she was culturally strongarmed into having children she never actually wanted and blaming their lives on someone else

[wolfman-789]

instead of asking someone if they are a top or a bottom, ask them who bakes bread and who plays among us in the bathtub.

[catchymemes]

[no-terfs-allowed]

controversial opinion: the way women obsess over gay men is equally as gross as the way men obsess over lesbian women

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

[thebigbiwolf]

Huge fan of the phrase "get pickled, idiot"

[strongintherealgay]

After watching him play Benoit Blanc I think we all know that folks need to give Daniel Craig more roles he can have fun with, and by that I mean I need him to be the only human in a Muppets movie

[no-terfs-allowed]

Who Mopped the Muppets? A Knives Out Mystery

[melrows]

glass onion was amazing and I wouldn’t change anything about it. BUT I do think it would have been hilarious if there was a post credit scene with all of them getting covid, because of course miles’ gun vax thing doesn’t work.

[dreadkithulhu]

[smoothoperatorleclerc]

rb to have a super gay 2023

[nicostiel]

#world’s gayest detective