Oh shit, you found me...

▪︎ they/them 🏳️‍⚧️ fluid, pan, grey-ace ▪︎ vaguely fox-shaped cryptid ▪︎

[retrogamingblog2]

[hermitollien]

[nyquilnap]

this is all thats left of her

[noelledeltarune]

okay that was not my last straw but i have maybe 3 to 4 straws left at most so watch out.

[shopcat]

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

[elioftheasphodel]

whatever. go my scallops

[whitachi]

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

[rustingbridges]

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

[squidong]

They’re only war crimes if they’re done by enemies of the US. If they’re done by us or our allies, they’re just sparkling foreign policy.

[xantchaslegacy]

[afulltimenerd]

The borders proved permeable. (Borders do, generally. I have seen mice flatten themselves to squirm through inch-high cracks in a wall. And mice have nothing on desperate men.)

Zombicorns by John Green

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

wait is the zombie fic i wrote for charity in 2010 ... GOOD?

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

I mean, that is an objectively good first chapter.

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[extrafabulouscomics]

[nigelgraz]

Artists making OCs be like hi look at this guy i made up he looks a lot like me and i gave him all my quirks and trauma responses and i'm making him go through the worst pains imaginable everyday. I won't be unpacking this

[blignick]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

some kind of worm from the ground i think

[magicratfingers]

[allsadnshit]

tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way

[switchbackhyperloop]

I must never expose my weirdness and obsession with Hannibal to anyone.

Except to like potentially hundreds of strangers on the internet.

And @dreadkithulhu

[dreadkithulhu]

If you can't share with/pester/worry your spouse with your hyperfixations, are you even really married?

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Which of the following does NOT happen in critically acclaimed MMO Final Fantasy XIV?

You're accused of regicide and flee to Fantasy France, where you commit regicide

Alien robot wants to understand humanity so it forces you to do a tournament arc

Postdoc drama kid gachas all your friends into another dimension

Your catgirl friend has vaporized her body and travelled via afterlife twice now

Allowed in Fantasy Japan during their closed country period to be a ghostbuster

Church sucks because they won't let you fuck dragons (free space)

You get so burnt out on your job that you hallucinate a corpse is talking to you

High stakes taco cook-off

Omnicidal maniac who won't stay dead hates you for stealing hat from his clone

Men will do anything but go to therapy, including turn into a dragon

You travel into the past to discover the cause of the apocalypse: a sad bird

Goddess throws a knife at you for blowing her a kiss when you should be fighting

Voting ended onNov 18, 2025

[scorpionlafemme]

Lesson learned.

[algrolo]

[algrolo]

[algrolo]

[blurchur]

Never let this die

[stevishabitat]

[the-everything-remover]

­

[scp-threats-is-back]

[orborborborborb-deactivated2025]

Ladies, gentlemen, and those who socially could be considered horses, I present to you: Connect 4: The Multiverse.

[aflockofpigeons]

[g5-iguazu-deactivated20240408]

Hard at work at the yaoi factory

[g5-iguazu-deactivated20240408]

They fucking called fujOSHA on us