A. Hathaway

She/her - The actual greatest playwright of all time - Married to Will Shakespeare - Definitely in her 20s

[no-will-hathaway]

Introductions!

Hello! My name is April/Anne Hathaway (not that one), and this is my blog! I heard Juliet and May already had one, and as the third member of their trio I figured I'd come along to the site with them!

My pronouns are she/her, and I am married to my husband William (@the-will-hathaway-shakespeare) with two lovely daughters, Judith and Susanna. (In some versions or au’s: We also have two adopted children, @herefore-art-thou-romeo and @verona-mae-atwood!) I write plays, which are very similar to William's but with better writing choices, and have recently begun helping him work on his newest play!

I have a pretty cool quill, but don't touch it unless I explicitly give you permission to do so! That is a very important item to me and to Will, and we can't let it get into the wrong hands, you hear?

My best friends are May Bellerose and Juliet Capulet <33 Francois and Romeo are cool too I guess.

That's all for now, I hope to see all you lovely people in my ask box <33

[twofacedsssssnake]

(I’m bored so woe, crossover be upon thee)

*Seemingly out of nowhere, a woman appears and promptly lands flat on her face. She stands up and dusts herself off, before looking around in shock. She glares at a quill in her hand, as if it did this. Suddenly, she catches sight of Janus.*

…that wasn’t supposed to happen.

- @no-will-hathaway (who ooc is also Remy hi)

*Janus does not look up from his book and wine, he continues reading unfazed*

What wasn’t supposed to happen, I suuuurely didn’t see anything?

*It is after this statement that he looks up at the impromptu guest.*

May I help you?

[no-will-hathaway]

Yeah- can you tell me where I am? Who- you're-

Sorry, are you a snake?

[twofacedsssssnake]

No, it’s just makeup. You, currently, are in my room. Mind telling me how you got here?

*Thats way too realistic to be makeup.*

[no-will-hathaway]

*The woman stares at Janus for a moment, wondering if he'll believe her if she tells the truth. Considering that the stranger before her is a half-snake that's already seen her appear, she sighs and shows him the quill she's been holding.*

This thing. It hasn't been working right lately, and usually all it does when it malfunctions is bring me a block or so away from where I'm trying to go, but unless this is London and there's a theater down the street, I don't think that's what just happened.

[twofacedsssssnake]

Ah. Well.

*Janus closes his book, sets it aside. And folds his hands in his lap.*

I can greatly assure you this isn’t London and you aren’t a few blocks away from a theatre. Your pen so gracefully brought you to Florida.

*Florida isn’t technically a lie. But he’s omitting the most important part of all this: the mindscape.*

[no-will-hathaway]

...Florida? I- wasn't aware this could take me overseas.

Who are you? Are snake-people common here?

[twofacedsssssnake]

You are so ready to believe I’m Half Snake over I’m Wearing Makeup, I’m not surprised.

*That sure sounded a lot like surprise.*

And, you first, who are you?

[no-will-hathaway]

Well, first of all, that’s too realistic to be makeup. And secondly, I’ve watched my husband pull his whole cast into some sort of alternate universe where our “OCs”, as some call them, became real people, and then he proceeded to necromance one of them. So, nothing’s unbelievable to me now.

*She’s a bit frustrated saying this, but fully sincere.*

And fine, I’m Anne Hathaway. Now, who are you?

[twofacedsssssnake]

Janus Sanders. Displeasure to meet you. I assume whatever made your characters real brought you here? This may be Florida but…

*He leaves his sentence unfinished. The word “displeasure” was steeped in sarcasm, as if implying the opposite is true.*

[no-will-hathaway]

Yeah, that was also this quill that did all that. So, is sarcasm a big thing for you? Sorry, that might be a rude question.

But what? Is this not just Florida?

[twofacedsssssnake]

No, sarcasms never been a big thing for me, I don’t know what you’re talking about.

… it’s a speech impediment.

I do know how to explain to you where you are.

[ please tell me someone knows the skit I’m referring there pleaseeee ]

[no-will-hathaway]

So you don't know how to explain it, then?

Just rip off the band-aid and tell me, I can assure you nothing fazes me anymore.

[twofacedsssssnake]

You… Are… *He stutters. He stutters quite a lot trying not to lie.*

You are not in someone else’s mind palace.

[no-will-hathaway]

...okayyyyyyy, so I am in one. What does that mean? I'm in a palace in someone's mind? Whose?

[twofacedsssssnake]

(I’m bored so woe, crossover be upon thee)

*Seemingly out of nowhere, a woman appears and promptly lands flat on her face. She stands up and dusts herself off, before looking around in shock. She glares at a quill in her hand, as if it did this. Suddenly, she catches sight of Janus.*

…that wasn’t supposed to happen.

- @no-will-hathaway (who ooc is also Remy hi)

*Janus does not look up from his book and wine, he continues reading unfazed*

What wasn’t supposed to happen, I suuuurely didn’t see anything?

*It is after this statement that he looks up at the impromptu guest.*

May I help you?

[no-will-hathaway]

Yeah- can you tell me where I am? Who- you're-

Sorry, are you a snake?

[twofacedsssssnake]

No, it’s just makeup. You, currently, are in my room. Mind telling me how you got here?

*Thats way too realistic to be makeup.*

[no-will-hathaway]

*The woman stares at Janus for a moment, wondering if he'll believe her if she tells the truth. Considering that the stranger before her is a half-snake that's already seen her appear, she sighs and shows him the quill she's been holding.*

This thing. It hasn't been working right lately, and usually all it does when it malfunctions is bring me a block or so away from where I'm trying to go, but unless this is London and there's a theater down the street, I don't think that's what just happened.

[twofacedsssssnake]

Ah. Well.

*Janus closes his book, sets it aside. And folds his hands in his lap.*

I can greatly assure you this isn’t London and you aren’t a few blocks away from a theatre. Your pen so gracefully brought you to Florida.

*Florida isn’t technically a lie. But he’s omitting the most important part of all this: the mindscape.*

[no-will-hathaway]

...Florida? I- wasn't aware this could take me overseas.

Who are you? Are snake-people common here?

[twofacedsssssnake]

You are so ready to believe I’m Half Snake over I’m Wearing Makeup, I’m not surprised.

*That sure sounded a lot like surprise.*

And, you first, who are you?

[no-will-hathaway]

Well, first of all, that’s too realistic to be makeup. And secondly, I’ve watched my husband pull his whole cast into some sort of alternate universe where our “OCs”, as some call them, became real people, and then he proceeded to necromance one of them. So, nothing’s unbelievable to me now.

*She’s a bit frustrated saying this, but fully sincere.*

And fine, I’m Anne Hathaway. Now, who are you?

[twofacedsssssnake]

Janus Sanders. Displeasure to meet you. I assume whatever made your characters real brought you here? This may be Florida but…

*He leaves his sentence unfinished. The word “displeasure” was steeped in sarcasm, as if implying the opposite is true.*

[no-will-hathaway]

Yeah, that was also this quill that did all that. So, is sarcasm a big thing for you? Sorry, that might be a rude question.

But what? Is this not just Florida?

[twofacedsssssnake]

No, sarcasms never been a big thing for me, I don’t know what you’re talking about.

… it’s a speech impediment.

I do know how to explain to you where you are.

[ please tell me someone knows the skit I’m referring there pleaseeee ]

[no-will-hathaway]

So you don't know how to explain it, then?

Just rip off the band-aid and tell me, I can assure you nothing fazes me anymore.

[twofacedsssssnake]

(I’m bored so woe, crossover be upon thee)

*Seemingly out of nowhere, a woman appears and promptly lands flat on her face. She stands up and dusts herself off, before looking around in shock. She glares at a quill in her hand, as if it did this. Suddenly, she catches sight of Janus.*

…that wasn’t supposed to happen.

- @no-will-hathaway (who ooc is also Remy hi)

*Janus does not look up from his book and wine, he continues reading unfazed*

What wasn’t supposed to happen, I suuuurely didn’t see anything?

*It is after this statement that he looks up at the impromptu guest.*

May I help you?

[no-will-hathaway]

Yeah- can you tell me where I am? Who- you're-

Sorry, are you a snake?

[twofacedsssssnake]

No, it’s just makeup. You, currently, are in my room. Mind telling me how you got here?

*Thats way too realistic to be makeup.*

[no-will-hathaway]

*The woman stares at Janus for a moment, wondering if he'll believe her if she tells the truth. Considering that the stranger before her is a half-snake that's already seen her appear, she sighs and shows him the quill she's been holding.*

This thing. It hasn't been working right lately, and usually all it does when it malfunctions is bring me a block or so away from where I'm trying to go, but unless this is London and there's a theater down the street, I don't think that's what just happened.

[twofacedsssssnake]

Ah. Well.

*Janus closes his book, sets it aside. And folds his hands in his lap.*

I can greatly assure you this isn’t London and you aren’t a few blocks away from a theatre. Your pen so gracefully brought you to Florida.

*Florida isn’t technically a lie. But he’s omitting the most important part of all this: the mindscape.*

[no-will-hathaway]

...Florida? I- wasn't aware this could take me overseas.

Who are you? Are snake-people common here?

[twofacedsssssnake]

You are so ready to believe I’m Half Snake over I’m Wearing Makeup, I’m not surprised.

*That sure sounded a lot like surprise.*

And, you first, who are you?

[no-will-hathaway]

Well, first of all, that’s too realistic to be makeup. And secondly, I’ve watched my husband pull his whole cast into some sort of alternate universe where our “OCs”, as some call them, became real people, and then he proceeded to necromance one of them. So, nothing’s unbelievable to me now.

*She’s a bit frustrated saying this, but fully sincere.*

And fine, I’m Anne Hathaway. Now, who are you?

[twofacedsssssnake]

Janus Sanders. Displeasure to meet you. I assume whatever made your characters real brought you here? This may be Florida but…

*He leaves his sentence unfinished. The word “displeasure” was steeped in sarcasm, as if implying the opposite is true.*

[no-will-hathaway]

Yeah, that was also this quill that did all that. So, is sarcasm a big thing for you? Sorry, that might be a rude question.

But what? Is this not just Florida?

[twofacedsssssnake]

(I’m bored so woe, crossover be upon thee)

*Seemingly out of nowhere, a woman appears and promptly lands flat on her face. She stands up and dusts herself off, before looking around in shock. She glares at a quill in her hand, as if it did this. Suddenly, she catches sight of Janus.*

…that wasn’t supposed to happen.

- @no-will-hathaway (who ooc is also Remy hi)

*Janus does not look up from his book and wine, he continues reading unfazed*

What wasn’t supposed to happen, I suuuurely didn’t see anything?

*It is after this statement that he looks up at the impromptu guest.*

May I help you?

[no-will-hathaway]

Yeah- can you tell me where I am? Who- you're-

Sorry, are you a snake?

[twofacedsssssnake]

No, it’s just makeup. You, currently, are in my room. Mind telling me how you got here?

*Thats way too realistic to be makeup.*

[no-will-hathaway]

*The woman stares at Janus for a moment, wondering if he'll believe her if she tells the truth. Considering that the stranger before her is a half-snake that's already seen her appear, she sighs and shows him the quill she's been holding.*

This thing. It hasn't been working right lately, and usually all it does when it malfunctions is bring me a block or so away from where I'm trying to go, but unless this is London and there's a theater down the street, I don't think that's what just happened.

[twofacedsssssnake]

Ah. Well.

*Janus closes his book, sets it aside. And folds his hands in his lap.*

I can greatly assure you this isn’t London and you aren’t a few blocks away from a theatre. Your pen so gracefully brought you to Florida.

*Florida isn’t technically a lie. But he’s omitting the most important part of all this: the mindscape.*

[no-will-hathaway]

...Florida? I- wasn't aware this could take me overseas.

Who are you? Are snake-people common here?

[twofacedsssssnake]

You are so ready to believe I’m Half Snake over I’m Wearing Makeup, I’m not surprised.

*That sure sounded a lot like surprise.*

And, you first, who are you?

[no-will-hathaway]

Well, first of all, that’s too realistic to be makeup. And secondly, I’ve watched my husband pull his whole cast into some sort of alternate universe where our “OCs”, as some call them, became real people, and then he proceeded to necromance one of them. So, nothing’s unbelievable to me now.

*She’s a bit frustrated saying this, but fully sincere.*

And fine, I’m Anne Hathaway. Now, who are you?

[twofacedsssssnake]

(I’m bored so woe, crossover be upon thee)

*Seemingly out of nowhere, a woman appears and promptly lands flat on her face. She stands up and dusts herself off, before looking around in shock. She glares at a quill in her hand, as if it did this. Suddenly, she catches sight of Janus.*

…that wasn’t supposed to happen.

- @no-will-hathaway (who ooc is also Remy hi)

*Janus does not look up from his book and wine, he continues reading unfazed*

What wasn’t supposed to happen, I suuuurely didn’t see anything?

*It is after this statement that he looks up at the impromptu guest.*

May I help you?

[no-will-hathaway]

Yeah- can you tell me where I am? Who- you're-

Sorry, are you a snake?

[twofacedsssssnake]

No, it’s just makeup. You, currently, are in my room. Mind telling me how you got here?

*Thats way too realistic to be makeup.*

[no-will-hathaway]

*The woman stares at Janus for a moment, wondering if he'll believe her if she tells the truth. Considering that the stranger before her is a half-snake that's already seen her appear, she sighs and shows him the quill she's been holding.*

This thing. It hasn't been working right lately, and usually all it does when it malfunctions is bring me a block or so away from where I'm trying to go, but unless this is London and there's a theater down the street, I don't think that's what just happened.

[twofacedsssssnake]

Ah. Well.

*Janus closes his book, sets it aside. And folds his hands in his lap.*

I can greatly assure you this isn’t London and you aren’t a few blocks away from a theatre. Your pen so gracefully brought you to Florida.

*Florida isn’t technically a lie. But he’s omitting the most important part of all this: the mindscape.*

[no-will-hathaway]

...Florida? I- wasn't aware this could take me overseas.

Who are you? Are snake-people common here?

[twofacedsssssnake]

(I’m bored so woe, crossover be upon thee)

*Seemingly out of nowhere, a woman appears and promptly lands flat on her face. She stands up and dusts herself off, before looking around in shock. She glares at a quill in her hand, as if it did this. Suddenly, she catches sight of Janus.*

…that wasn’t supposed to happen.

- @no-will-hathaway (who ooc is also Remy hi)

*Janus does not look up from his book and wine, he continues reading unfazed*

What wasn’t supposed to happen, I suuuurely didn’t see anything?

*It is after this statement that he looks up at the impromptu guest.*

May I help you?

[no-will-hathaway]

Yeah- can you tell me where I am? Who- you're-

Sorry, are you a snake?

[twofacedsssssnake]

No, it’s just makeup. You, currently, are in my room. Mind telling me how you got here?

*Thats way too realistic to be makeup.*

[no-will-hathaway]

*The woman stares at Janus for a moment, wondering if he'll believe her if she tells the truth. Considering that the stranger before her is a half-snake that's already seen her appear, she sighs and shows him the quill she's been holding.*

This thing. It hasn't been working right lately, and usually all it does when it malfunctions is bring me a block or so away from where I'm trying to go, but unless this is London and there's a theater down the street, I don't think that's what just happened.

[twofacedsssssnake]

(I’m bored so woe, crossover be upon thee)

*Seemingly out of nowhere, a woman appears and promptly lands flat on her face. She stands up and dusts herself off, before looking around in shock. She glares at a quill in her hand, as if it did this. Suddenly, she catches sight of Janus.*

…that wasn’t supposed to happen.

- @no-will-hathaway (who ooc is also Remy hi)

*Janus does not look up from his book and wine, he continues reading unfazed*

What wasn’t supposed to happen, I suuuurely didn’t see anything?

*It is after this statement that he looks up at the impromptu guest.*

May I help you?

[no-will-hathaway]

Yeah- can you tell me where I am? Who- you're-

Sorry, are you a snake?

[no-will-hathaway]

Hi guys!! So I have a question <3

how do I stop getting accused of witchcraft, I fear being a friend of the King might not keep the allegations from getting to me for long

[the-will-hathaway-shakespeare]

POST OF INTRODUCTION

Hello. I am William Shakespeare. Er, Hathaway-Shakespeare.

(Do people write interjections on the internet?)

Hi there! I’m Verona and I’m going to help my internet-illiterate dad write an introduction post to his blog. (Why did you start a blog if you don’t know how to use the internet?)

I know how to use the internet!!! See my multiple exclamation points and question marks???

Sure.

Anyway, I am a well-renowned playwright, poet, and carriage driver. I’m married to An—uh, April Hathaway-Shakespeare ( @no-will-hathaway ) and I have four kids: Judith, Susanna, Romeo ( @herefore-art-thou-romeo ), and Verona ( @verona-mae-atwood ).

I’m really only here to make sure my Players and children don’t get into any trouble.

(At this point in the posting process, Will threw the phone down as he failed to type “I” incorrectly on three separate occasions.)

I’ll write another one of these once I get the hang of this site, I suppose.

Farewell for now.

Mod is @goat-and-a-pig !! Ik this is a shitty pinned post but it’s Tech Week so I can’t care rn. This is made for the & Juliet fandom but I’d love to expand to just be Shakespeare so if you’re not in the &J fandom don’t be afraid to interact!!!

That’s it for now I suppose, peace out. ✌️ -Mae

[dromibros]

🚨🚨 HE HAS THE INTERNET NOW EVERYONE RUN - dromio s

[lordchamberlainsmen]

You guys are ignoring all the fun we could have💔

[dromibros]

wait you’ve lowkey got a point… how mean do you think we could get with this before we all get fired…

[lordchamberlainsmen]

Oh we’ve got a while, he cannot get rid of us right now❤️‍🩹

[dromibros]

Give me like 10 minutes and I can get like six swarms of bees.

[no-will-hathaway]

...can I join in

(it's my turn with the quill & he hasn't asked for it back yet I can get you those bees in half that time)

[the-will-hathaway-shakespeare]

POST OF INTRODUCTION

Hello. I am William Shakespeare. Er, Hathaway-Shakespeare.

(Do people write interjections on the internet?)

Hi there! I’m Verona and I’m going to help my internet-illiterate dad write an introduction post to his blog. (Why did you start a blog if you don’t know how to use the internet?)

I know how to use the internet!!! See my multiple exclamation points and question marks???

Sure.

Anyway, I am a well-renowned playwright, poet, and carriage driver. I’m married to An—uh, April Hathaway-Shakespeare ( @no-will-hathaway ) and I have four kids: Judith, Susanna, Romeo ( @herefore-art-thou-romeo ), and Verona ( @verona-mae-atwood ).

I’m really only here to make sure my Players and children don’t get into any trouble.

(At this point in the posting process, Will threw the phone down as he failed to type “I” incorrectly on three separate occasions.)

I’ll write another one of these once I get the hang of this site, I suppose.

Farewell for now.

Mod is @goat-and-a-pig !! Ik this is a shitty pinned post but it’s Tech Week so I can’t care rn. This is made for the & Juliet fandom but I’d love to expand to just be Shakespeare so if you’re not in the &J fandom don’t be afraid to interact!!!

That’s it for now I suppose, peace out. ✌️ -Mae

[no-will-hathaway]

Hi William!! (Thank you Verona for helping)

did you set your profile picture or was that Ver…?

[the-will-hathaway-shakespeare]

Profile… picture…?

VERONA. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. CHANGE IT IMMEDIATELY.

@verona-mae-atwood you are going to be in SO much trouble for this.

[no-will-hathaway]

It’s quite the smile, I don’t have the slightest clue why you’d hate it so much. :) /lh

[the-will-hathaway-shakespeare]

POST OF INTRODUCTION

Hello. I am William Shakespeare. Er, Hathaway-Shakespeare.

(Do people write interjections on the internet?)

Hi there! I’m Verona and I’m going to help my internet-illiterate dad write an introduction post to his blog. (Why did you start a blog if you don’t know how to use the internet?)

I know how to use the internet!!! See my multiple exclamation points and question marks???

Sure.

Anyway, I am a well-renowned playwright, poet, and carriage driver. I’m married to An—uh, April Hathaway-Shakespeare ( @no-will-hathaway ) and I have four kids: Judith, Susanna, Romeo ( @herefore-art-thou-romeo ), and Verona ( @verona-mae-atwood ).

I’m really only here to make sure my Players and children don’t get into any trouble.

(At this point in the posting process, Will threw the phone down as he failed to type “I” incorrectly on three separate occasions.)

I’ll write another one of these once I get the hang of this site, I suppose.

Farewell for now.

Mod is @goat-and-a-pig !! Ik this is a shitty pinned post but it’s Tech Week so I can’t care rn. This is made for the & Juliet fandom but I’d love to expand to just be Shakespeare so if you’re not in the &J fandom don’t be afraid to interact!!!

That’s it for now I suppose, peace out. ✌️ -Mae

[no-will-hathaway]

Hi William!! (Thank you Verona for helping)

did you set your profile picture or was that Ver…?

[not-kingclaudius]

When you ask that your boss 'dni' do I count? Or am I still allowed to interact? /genq (Francois taught me how to use tone tags!! These are very helpful)

- @no-will-hathaway

Of course! You're always welcome to chat with me Mrs. Hathaway, I don't mind. Can't say the same for your husband though. He's a little too moody for my liking.

(Also that is great! Tell François I said hello and that I am sorry for scaring him again)

[no-will-hathaway]

Alright, thanks Claudius :) Yeah, he's a bit... he's certainly something.

I absolutely will tell Francois you said hi and bring your apology on your behalf! Though I've heard from his father that you're not the only one with a habit of terrifying the poor prince (Cecil. /lh)

[verona-mae-atwood]

April

Pronouns: she/her

Age: “in her twenties”—we all know she’s not in her twenties, but she won’t tell us otherwise.

Occupation/s: Unsure

New Relation To Me: Mother

Partner: William (married)

Child/ren: Romeo, me

Notes: She’s always been my number one advocate (her and William fought very viciously about it). Lost her son, Hamnet, a few years ago, and it eats her up inside. Pretends like being Romeo’s and my mother doesn’t absolutely delight her, but we can all tell.

[juliet-and-stars]

My life has been a lie, dhmu 😔💔

[no-will-hathaway]

what

[no-will-hathaway]

Aprillll

Can I borrow your feather thingy?? Pleaseeee

-Juliet <3

The quill?

I mean, as long as you don't write with it. Or draw with it. Or use it for anything you would use a quill for, I suppose you can. Just...be responsible!

[juliet-and-stars]

Can I wear it on a hat?

[no-will-hathaway]

...I guess?

[juliet-and-stars]

AWESOME! I will do that and definitely not write or draw with it and it will definitely stay with me

[no-will-hathaway]

...Alright. Have fun?

this sound really suspicious but I already gave it to her so I guess there's no turning back now

[no-will-hathaway]

Aprillll

Can I borrow your feather thingy?? Pleaseeee

-Juliet <3

The quill?

I mean, as long as you don't write with it. Or draw with it. Or use it for anything you would use a quill for, I suppose you can. Just...be responsible!

[juliet-and-stars]

Can I wear it on a hat?

[no-will-hathaway]

...I guess?