dromio e&s

joint blog for dromio e and dromio s / he/him (dromio e), they/them (dromio s)

[oh-oh-phelia]

Dromio S ( @dromibros ) convinced me to make a blog and stop my streak of never using the internet. I am still skeptical... anyway, hello everyone :) for those of you who don't know me, I'm Ophelia! I am a lighting technician, am really horrible at baking, and love to read and garden.

[dromibros]

THIS IS A GREAT THING OPHELIA YAYAYYAYAYYA :DDDD - Dromio S

[dromibros]

I think he fell asleep

- Dromio S

[hermia-falkland]

I thought the accordion was on his face for a sec and I was so scared he'd be squished or something-

[dromibros]

I think he fell asleep

- Dromio S

[not-kingclaudius]

Drinks tonight with the lovely @dromibros 🩷

[dromibros]

AYYY WE GETTIN LIT 😋😜🤪

[dromibros]

Dromibros reporting for duty! (I crave my bed let me go home please)

- Dromio S

[the-will-hathaway-shakespeare]

@lordchamberlainsmen @hermia-falkland @not-kingclaudius @dromibros and any of my other Players I may have missed, this is very important:

Never, ever mention the Syracuses to Verona. Do not talk about them unless they mention them first. You listen to nothing else I say, I'm sure, but if you have to listen to one thing, it's this: Never utter the name Syracuse.

Never.

Your boss,

William Hathaway-Shakespeare

[hermia-falkland]

who tf are the Syracuses

like Dromio???

[the-will-hathaway-shakespeare]

It doesn't matter. Don't mention them. Or that Dromio's last name is Syracuse. You know, Dromio S. is now permanently Dromio S. As far as the citizens of Paris are concerned, "S" is Dromio's last name.

[dromibros]

You got it, boss! -Dromio S (Last name now S)

[the-will-hathaway-shakespeare]

POST OF INTRODUCTION

Hello. I am William Shakespeare. Er, Hathaway-Shakespeare.

(Do people write interjections on the internet?)

Hi there! I’m Verona and I’m going to help my internet-illiterate dad write an introduction post to his blog. (Why did you start a blog if you don’t know how to use the internet?)

I know how to use the internet!!! See my multiple exclamation points and question marks???

Sure.

Anyway, I am a well-renowned playwright, poet, and carriage driver. I’m married to An—uh, April Hathaway-Shakespeare ( @no-will-hathaway ) and I have four kids: Judith, Susanna, Romeo ( @herefore-art-thou-romeo ), and Verona ( @verona-mae-atwood ).

I’m really only here to make sure my Players and children don’t get into any trouble.

(At this point in the posting process, Will threw the phone down as he failed to type “I” incorrectly on three separate occasions.)

I’ll write another one of these once I get the hang of this site, I suppose.

Farewell for now.

Mod is @goat-and-a-pig !! Ik this is a shitty pinned post but it’s Tech Week so I can’t care rn. This is made for the & Juliet fandom but I’d love to expand to just be Shakespeare so if you’re not in the &J fandom don’t be afraid to interact!!!

That’s it for now I suppose, peace out. ✌️ -Mae

[dromibros]

🚨🚨 HE HAS THE INTERNET NOW EVERYONE RUN - dromio s

[lordchamberlainsmen]

You guys are ignoring all the fun we could have💔

[dromibros]

wait you’ve lowkey got a point… how mean do you think we could get with this before we all get fired…

[lordchamberlainsmen]

Oh we’ve got a while, he cannot get rid of us right now❤️‍🩹

[dromibros]

Give me like 10 minutes and I can get like six swarms of bees.

[no-will-hathaway]

...can I join in

(it's my turn with the quill & he hasn't asked for it back yet I can get you those bees in half that time)

[dromibros]

Omg hi Ma’am!! Yes you can join in !! You should pick the type of bee if you want 👀👀👀

[the-will-hathaway-shakespeare]

BEES?!?!?

And I very well can get rid of you right now, do not test me

[dromibros]

I’m willing to bet €10 you won’t we are too funny

[the-will-hathaway-shakespeare]

Try me.

[dromibros]

Bruh it ok I kid I kid (or do I…)

[the-will-hathaway-shakespeare]

POST OF INTRODUCTION

Hello. I am William Shakespeare. Er, Hathaway-Shakespeare.

(Do people write interjections on the internet?)

Hi there! I’m Verona and I’m going to help my internet-illiterate dad write an introduction post to his blog. (Why did you start a blog if you don’t know how to use the internet?)

I know how to use the internet!!! See my multiple exclamation points and question marks???

Sure.

Anyway, I am a well-renowned playwright, poet, and carriage driver. I’m married to An—uh, April Hathaway-Shakespeare ( @no-will-hathaway ) and I have four kids: Judith, Susanna, Romeo ( @herefore-art-thou-romeo ), and Verona ( @verona-mae-atwood ).

I’m really only here to make sure my Players and children don’t get into any trouble.

(At this point in the posting process, Will threw the phone down as he failed to type “I” incorrectly on three separate occasions.)

I’ll write another one of these once I get the hang of this site, I suppose.

Farewell for now.

Mod is @goat-and-a-pig !! Ik this is a shitty pinned post but it’s Tech Week so I can’t care rn. This is made for the & Juliet fandom but I’d love to expand to just be Shakespeare so if you’re not in the &J fandom don’t be afraid to interact!!!

That’s it for now I suppose, peace out. ✌️ -Mae

[dromibros]

🚨🚨 HE HAS THE INTERNET NOW EVERYONE RUN - dromio s

[lordchamberlainsmen]

You guys are ignoring all the fun we could have💔

[dromibros]

wait you’ve lowkey got a point… how mean do you think we could get with this before we all get fired…

[lordchamberlainsmen]

Oh we’ve got a while, he cannot get rid of us right now❤️‍🩹

[dromibros]

Give me like 10 minutes and I can get like six swarms of bees.

[no-will-hathaway]

...can I join in

(it's my turn with the quill & he hasn't asked for it back yet I can get you those bees in half that time)

[dromibros]

Omg hi Ma’am!! Yes you can join in !! You should pick the type of bee if you want 👀👀👀

[the-will-hathaway-shakespeare]

BEES?!?!?

And I very well can get rid of you right now, do not test me

[dromibros]

I’m willing to bet €10 you won’t we are too funny

[the-will-hathaway-shakespeare]

POST OF INTRODUCTION

Hello. I am William Shakespeare. Er, Hathaway-Shakespeare.

(Do people write interjections on the internet?)

Hi there! I’m Verona and I’m going to help my internet-illiterate dad write an introduction post to his blog. (Why did you start a blog if you don’t know how to use the internet?)

I know how to use the internet!!! See my multiple exclamation points and question marks???

Sure.

Anyway, I am a well-renowned playwright, poet, and carriage driver. I’m married to An—uh, April Hathaway-Shakespeare ( @no-will-hathaway ) and I have four kids: Judith, Susanna, Romeo ( @herefore-art-thou-romeo ), and Verona ( @verona-mae-atwood ).

I’m really only here to make sure my Players and children don’t get into any trouble.

(At this point in the posting process, Will threw the phone down as he failed to type “I” incorrectly on three separate occasions.)

I’ll write another one of these once I get the hang of this site, I suppose.

Farewell for now.

Mod is @goat-and-a-pig !! Ik this is a shitty pinned post but it’s Tech Week so I can’t care rn. This is made for the & Juliet fandom but I’d love to expand to just be Shakespeare so if you’re not in the &J fandom don’t be afraid to interact!!!

That’s it for now I suppose, peace out. ✌️ -Mae

[dromibros]

🚨🚨 HE HAS THE INTERNET NOW EVERYONE RUN - dromio s

[lordchamberlainsmen]

You guys are ignoring all the fun we could have💔

[dromibros]

wait you’ve lowkey got a point… how mean do you think we could get with this before we all get fired…

[lordchamberlainsmen]

Oh we’ve got a while, he cannot get rid of us right now❤️‍🩹

[dromibros]

Give me like 10 minutes and I can get like six swarms of bees.

[no-will-hathaway]

...can I join in

(it's my turn with the quill & he hasn't asked for it back yet I can get you those bees in half that time)

[dromibros]

Omg hi Ma’am!! Yes you can join in !! You should pick the type of bee if you want 👀👀👀

[the-will-hathaway-shakespeare]

POST OF INTRODUCTION

Hello. I am William Shakespeare. Er, Hathaway-Shakespeare.

(Do people write interjections on the internet?)

Hi there! I’m Verona and I’m going to help my internet-illiterate dad write an introduction post to his blog. (Why did you start a blog if you don’t know how to use the internet?)

I know how to use the internet!!! See my multiple exclamation points and question marks???

Sure.

Anyway, I am a well-renowned playwright, poet, and carriage driver. I’m married to An—uh, April Hathaway-Shakespeare ( @no-will-hathaway ) and I have four kids: Judith, Susanna, Romeo ( @herefore-art-thou-romeo ), and Verona ( @verona-mae-atwood ).

I’m really only here to make sure my Players and children don’t get into any trouble.

(At this point in the posting process, Will threw the phone down as he failed to type “I” incorrectly on three separate occasions.)

I’ll write another one of these once I get the hang of this site, I suppose.

Farewell for now.

Mod is @goat-and-a-pig !! Ik this is a shitty pinned post but it’s Tech Week so I can’t care rn. This is made for the & Juliet fandom but I’d love to expand to just be Shakespeare so if you’re not in the &J fandom don’t be afraid to interact!!!

That’s it for now I suppose, peace out. ✌️ -Mae

[dromibros]

🚨🚨 HE HAS THE INTERNET NOW EVERYONE RUN - dromio s

[lordchamberlainsmen]

You guys are ignoring all the fun we could have💔

[dromibros]

wait you’ve lowkey got a point… how mean do you think we could get with this before we all get fired…

[lordchamberlainsmen]

Oh we’ve got a while, he cannot get rid of us right now❤️‍🩹

[dromibros]

Give me like 10 minutes and I can get like six swarms of bees.

[the-will-hathaway-shakespeare]

POST OF INTRODUCTION

Hello. I am William Shakespeare. Er, Hathaway-Shakespeare.

(Do people write interjections on the internet?)

Hi there! I’m Verona and I’m going to help my internet-illiterate dad write an introduction post to his blog. (Why did you start a blog if you don’t know how to use the internet?)

I know how to use the internet!!! See my multiple exclamation points and question marks???

Sure.

Anyway, I am a well-renowned playwright, poet, and carriage driver. I’m married to An—uh, April Hathaway-Shakespeare ( @no-will-hathaway ) and I have four kids: Judith, Susanna, Romeo ( @herefore-art-thou-romeo ), and Verona ( @verona-mae-atwood ).

I’m really only here to make sure my Players and children don’t get into any trouble.

(At this point in the posting process, Will threw the phone down as he failed to type “I” incorrectly on three separate occasions.)

I’ll write another one of these once I get the hang of this site, I suppose.

Farewell for now.

Mod is @goat-and-a-pig !! Ik this is a shitty pinned post but it’s Tech Week so I can’t care rn. This is made for the & Juliet fandom but I’d love to expand to just be Shakespeare so if you’re not in the &J fandom don’t be afraid to interact!!!

That’s it for now I suppose, peace out. ✌️ -Mae

[dromibros]

🚨🚨 HE HAS THE INTERNET NOW EVERYONE RUN - dromio s

[lordchamberlainsmen]

You guys are ignoring all the fun we could have💔

[dromibros]

wait you’ve lowkey got a point… how mean do you think we could get with this before we all get fired…

[the-will-hathaway-shakespeare]

POST OF INTRODUCTION

Hello. I am William Shakespeare. Er, Hathaway-Shakespeare.

(Do people write interjections on the internet?)

Hi there! I’m Verona and I’m going to help my internet-illiterate dad write an introduction post to his blog. (Why did you start a blog if you don’t know how to use the internet?)

I know how to use the internet!!! See my multiple exclamation points and question marks???

Sure.

Anyway, I am a well-renowned playwright, poet, and carriage driver. I’m married to An—uh, April Hathaway-Shakespeare ( @no-will-hathaway ) and I have four kids: Judith, Susanna, Romeo ( @herefore-art-thou-romeo ), and Verona ( @verona-mae-atwood ).

I’m really only here to make sure my Players and children don’t get into any trouble.

(At this point in the posting process, Will threw the phone down as he failed to type “I” incorrectly on three separate occasions.)

I’ll write another one of these once I get the hang of this site, I suppose.

Farewell for now.

Mod is @goat-and-a-pig !! Ik this is a shitty pinned post but it’s Tech Week so I can’t care rn. This is made for the & Juliet fandom but I’d love to expand to just be Shakespeare so if you’re not in the &J fandom don’t be afraid to interact!!!

That’s it for now I suppose, peace out. ✌️ -Mae

[dromibros]

🚨🚨 HE HAS THE INTERNET NOW EVERYONE RUN - dromio s

[dromibros]

I was goin through my photos today and found a pic of triscuit :(

- Dromio S

[dromibros]

old picture but I lowkey miss singing opera 🤔🤔

- Dromio S

[not-kingclaudius]

On the job w/ @alyssa-otto and @the-cecil-ronan-augustus

Also Ms Alyssa said I look mad when I'm focused, I PERSONALLY am just locked in on these orders 🧍

A lot of people say that about me but whatever

[hermia-falkland]

since when does bro have another job

[not-kingclaudius]

since the boss doesn't pay me (this isn't a job though, I'm just assisting)

A boy needs his income, how do you think I buy all those croissants?

[hermia-falkland]

I thought you shoplifted them tbh

Also he'd better pay us extra for all this when it's all over

[not-kingclaudius]

I did once! I payed it back though

Fr I want a big nice envelope with my name on it

[dromibros]

I’m kinda feeling like we should get overtime pay… technically the shift was over a while ago…

- Dromio S

[herefore-art-thou-romeo]

What's your favorite part of living in Paris? - @dromibros (dromio s)

the people for sure, tho the lights when it gets dark are pretty too n the buildings are cool

[dromibros]

soo real, I’d also like to propose the food… yum 🥖

[the-cecil-ronan-augustus]

Parting is such sweet sorrow

UNTIL IT’S MY FUCKING SLEEPOVER!!!💔💔💔💔

Don’t tell Francois or Lady Juliet about this.

[dromibros]

no, no... stay salty... it's fun.. - dromio s