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Ironing my jacket for my bfs graduation listening to Trans Europe Express, Metal On Metal comes on just as I put it back on and

yeah, so much for the ironing. In a polyester shirt too FML hahahaha, so much for my shower, too

#Like it's metal on metal tho how are you meant to not

dogpuppy

#I forgot I did this lol

dorothygale

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

#I love it when people get kicked in the face in TOS like yea use those boots #I mean these aren't the usual Starfleet issue cunty boots these are Romulan ones presumably - and that's why they're. Uh. Thigh highs.

faemorrigan

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

faemorrigan

"this story is misogynistic!!"

>looks inside

>about the pressures of societal misogyny and how its bad

#I mean ... ????! Yes please #(Nvm the content warning this is literally just a non-graphic video of radiography haha)

no0dlru

ngl I'm a bit scared to get the laparoscopy, tho I do want it, but if - when I finally see the gynecologist - I'm told to get an MRI first for some reason, I'd be so damn hyped about it. Like radio wave me up baybee. I think I'd actually love the sound.

no0dlru

I mean, since so much of my abdominal pain is related to digestion, maybe they could fill me with barium and do a CT, too 👉👈 I mean I have dysphagia, problems with GERD/GORD, was prescribed PPIs, but then also have all this abdominal pain; why not just image the whole shebang? 💁

#Let me seeeeeeeeee

cad4verous

good morning world who’s ready for another day of feeling slightly nauseous and weird about everything

"What if Florian just, heavy breathing? What if Florian panting? For almost 7 minutes? A few different versions. What if Florian panting with a shaky voice?" God bless you Kraftwerk.