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If this country were as cool as it thinks it is, Starmer would handle this whole situation by just, like, sending James Bond or smth to kill Musk by, idk, hacking his grotesque robodick to explode

#I'd be so in support of that

quinoaphoenicks

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

teaboot

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

no0dlru

At a party once I earnestly said "oh come on, whom amongst us hasn't been pulled into a cult at one point or another?"; almost everyone looked at me with wary disgust, as though I was about to suggest we all did some kind of blood ritual or something, I made a mental note that the attendees were squares.

As it happens, I remembered yesterday that, when I was about 12/13, I heard from 1 member that a group had formed at my school called the "Marina Hub". At that age I was mostly just confused, for a few weeks a group of pupils I knew but wasn't exactly friends with were adjacent in the playground, they wouldn't come over they'd just observe and send ambassadors over - I assumed it was a coordinated bullying campaign, but one of the hub's diplomats became a friend and I realised it was genuinely well-meaning. On one hand, I wish I could have just went up to them all and said "wassup?", and probably have made some friends, but on the other, I think I absolutely could have started a cult and I'm kinda kicking myself that I didn't.

Just had to stop myself saying "insha'allah" to my dad's face

#like I think he'd just be bemused more than anything

I feel so sorry for when graphic designers have to do nonsense like this

Could they really not have just provided 10 rolls to photograph to the photographer? It makes the design look awful when there's nothing else they can do, they're making a pint of lemonade with a single lemon and I respect the creativity

I'm so glad they've started putting pot noodles in paper cups so that I only have to worry about it being super processed, and not (as) full of microplastics :')

boethiah

enough is enough. i’m going to weave a fucking tapestry

#don't tempt me

I have some kind of illness rn (congested, sneezing, sore throat, blocked ears, dizziness and blepharitis), but my period has also started so I have crazy cramps. I have nurofen cold and flu stuff but it has ibuprofen in it, and I have voltarol which I usually apply for my back cramps, but that's also an NSAID. I wanted to double check the dosage in the Voltarol instructions, and it says

"an amount ranging in size from a 1 penny to a 2 pence piece will usually be sufficient (2-4g)."

But uh,

That's a big range...

What does it mean by "usually"?

What does it mean by "size" - does it mean area or volume?

I'd like to measure out 2-4g myself so I can actually see how much it means, but I don't know where I left my drug scales

And, most importantly:

If I use a 1p/2g amount, because I'm only using half the possible dose, could I have that alongside 1 nurofen cold and flu tablet (instead of 2); can you split the limit of NSAID consumption like that? Because I don't want my back/belly specifically to stop me moving, but other parts of me need anti-inflammatory help rn, but I also don't want to abuse NSAIDs :/

#I've decided to forgo the Voltarol and just take the nurofen and hope that it helps the cramps enough

xanaxfarts

skipping the ad isn't enough...... i need to banish it. i need to murder it. i need to stab it to death. i need to blow it the fuck up.

no0dlru

I saw this yesterday

And stabbing it to death and blowing it up did absolutely cross my mind at the time

no0dlru

Carpet bomb

The data centres.

xanaxfarts

skipping the ad isn't enough...... i need to banish it. i need to murder it. i need to stab it to death. i need to blow it the fuck up.

no0dlru

I saw this yesterday

And stabbing it to death and blowing it up did absolutely cross my mind at the time

Help I'm having lunch with mum and she put on that really transphobic episode of the IT crowd and I'm ill and don't have the wherewithal to tell her what a cunt Graham Linehan is

no0dlru

Woke up with blepharitis ;) (Gross eye pics below read more)

(this was after I woke up with my eye stuck together then used eye drops to get it open)... I guess this means maybe I'll get to see an optometrist for the first time in my life :)

Wait nvm it's a Sunday :(.... Wait Specsavers is open on Sundays??? :)

no0dlru

I do also have a sore throat for the third day in a row, a swollen lymph node since yesterday, and have sneezed 3 times today so maybe I should see a doctor rather than the eye ppl idk

Woke up with blepharitis ;) (Gross eye pics below read more)

(this was after I woke up with my eye stuck together then used eye drops to get it open)... I guess this means maybe I'll get to see an optometrist for the first time in my life :)

Wait nvm it's a Sunday :(.... Wait Specsavers is open on Sundays??? :)

Oh,

This place is not a place of honour

Can't wait to ask my physiotherapist if hypermobility was why I wept after - and immediately quit - netball after-school club within the first week of secondary school. I thought at first it was just because of how cruel the girls were, but these days there's a few dozen times every day that I reach for something behind me, pivot on one foot, displace my weight all weird and think "oh my hip and my torso should probably not be doing this". And there's a good few times I reach to grab something and crumple my fingers with bad proprioception, too, but I associate that also with being the goalie in football.

I don't know what physiotherapy is actually going to entail, but in my mind it's like a Rocky montage that ends in me opening a brand new 2L bottle of Irn-Bru with my bare hands, first try, without fucking up my tendons in my hand and forearm for hours, or almost tearing my palm open in the process

#(this would seemingly give me a small buff in lesbian skills I guess... would that I ever had a chance to use 'em)

So much of British moral judgement seems to come down to "don't take the piss"

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