I love my IRL friend to death, but I don't think he knows my real name. He just calls me "His Friend".
I asked him about it and he looked at me funny and said "I mean you are my friend, right?" and I didn't have the heart to press further.
Beginning to develop a Pavlovian response to the word "friend".
👴🏽 oldchamp-deactivated mutuals
are u ok,????? what hapened :(
👴🏽 oldchamp-deactivated mutuals
about to jump into the bottomless void. if i dont post again in like 5 minutes then dont let anyone take the temple decor down
THEY R HUNTING ME FOR SPORT :(
nvm actaully that was fire. no one here knows how to do three-sixties i got htis
oh God get me Out of here
the "male" in my name is short for mansplain manipulate malewife
this job is soooo boooring. at least i get to hang out with the bestie later :D
am i a bad person?
Voting ended onJan 13, 2025
@ vineboomsound hurry up bro the level will freeze over before you get back
ok asshole you try parkouring on ice and literal glass shards while also evading local authorities.
what, you want me to kiss it better??? whiny ass
i want you to starve in that sand house
you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
i just don't know what to do now that he's gone.
sorry for your loss. do you want to hunt the champion and plan our revenge together
has anyone heard from @ my-friend lately :(
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I just remembered my password! :-)
well this is gonna be an awkward one to explain
i'm so hungry like it's not even funny
skill issue im still not giving you my boots
i'd rather you just call me a homophobic slur at this point
questioning my duties again
fuck it i'm sending the ask
anonymous asked: hey . just wanted to let you know that you're following someone really problematic. check your dms
actually this isnt surprising at all what am i saying lmao
call me a wife the way i'm pining for a man's long-awaited return
and also the way i'm plotting and conspiring
call me a wife the way i'm scheming in the kitchen
no yeah his ass is definitely evil
about to make twink death literal in more ways than one <3