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Trying out the new taproom in the neighborhood.

#drinking beers beers beers #This is the most beer I've drank in forever days #Hopefully Chinese knives show up soon

Every good Shopping For Spoons trip ends with a stop at a brewery.

Take a look at what this guy is driving. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while he’s driving this bad boy? Forget about it!

#roundhouse kick to the eye hole

mortal--sin

I guess "Thanks GOP" is the new "Thanks Obama". Great...

#I give 2 shits who you voted for #2 clowns #Might as well have put insane clown posse at the podium #Free Faygo for errrybody #Every vote was bad #Entertain me clown #S a D MF

Wow

That's super interesting

#Please send me literature about this #Shut your blathering suckhole you freaking poop clown #Yeah I did know that worthless fact #Suck a gas hose

Went to see Kayne last night. His stage was pretty much a magic carpet.

So,

I shot guns today in the rain, a garage, and a kitchen. I win.

Current Status

Listening to two assholes yell back and forth across a waiting room about how the stupid one thinks she got screwed by the vending machine. The round one in the wife beater shirt set her straight though. Who the hell pays 2.50$ for vending machine M&Ms?

#Blah blah shut yer yap hayseed #Don't worry you assholes are the only ones here

Please breathe through your nose, thanks.

“I’m loving all of your bumper stickers!” - rando lady at 8 Mile gas station in Detroit.

What is wrong with these people? If you are rocking a supersweet bumper sticker on your ride, you can be certain that I have judged you. Most likely calling you a slackjawed yokel with the handle “Cleetus”. Also, newsflash Hotshot! Bill Engvall is still not smurfing funny. Neither is that b-hole with the puppets that looks like Jason Sudeikis’s slightly off brother.

#still don't fucking care about your honor student #i'm sure your ram is a sweet truck but unless you are in a trailer park panty dropper is not very accurate #fucking email forwarder #the reason i know its not funny is because i'm not smurfing laughing #fucka greenday

Some artisticly challenged vandals had their way with the new hospital building.

#Other people's children #Nice use of cursive db #They went through 6 cans of paint

So what you're telling me is that you never bought an 8 pack of 20oz bottles so that you could cut the tops off 4 of them and boil them so that you could take the caps off unbroken so that you could make whiskey cokes and sneak them in to an outdoor concert?

Be more MacGyver. Freaking amateurs.

This morning we had a scurry of squirrels sitting in the tree taunting Refugee Jack. 6 tree rats, all chirping at him. Pretty sure it's not rabbit or duck season so it must be scurry season.

Ross Perot is 85 and lives in Texarkana, TX

I know a lot of people. I don't know anyone that doesn't cringe when I mention The Donald. How is that even smurfing possible? Doesn't anyone remember when he was in some kind of crazy war with Rosie O'Donnell? That is the guy that somebody that I have yet to meet, wants to be our president.

#who do you vote for when every candidate wears affliction tshirts?#I would vote for a cat and I am a dog person #I smurfing hate politics more than you #Can I write in Lancelot Link? Because a monkey in human clothing might be the best choice #I might vote for myself #Smurfit I would vote for Kayne before either one of these people and he's crazier than a rat in a shithouse #If you didn't read these tags you missed gold

STM For Someone Or Something

WTFH? Seriously? What was your endgame? You didn't try to sell me a timeshare or amway or even those wraps that are supposed to make you skinny. I'm not even mad. Just don't understand. If anyone on Tumblr has ever met me, they know where they stand. I don't pull punches. Why lie or misrepresent? Most of you have no idea what I'm even blathering on about, but ffs. What. The. Fuck.

#4th studio album Sir EJ #Why #Whatever man #Made-up stories are make-up #Fuck your sorry

Running errands is only worth it when you have a reward at the end. Greyline Brewing, Grand Rapids, MI

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