HIIIIII Hello im here. I post 18+ art and writing sometimes so thats why this is a 16+ account lololol
I DO ship ancient x beast and follow a ship and let ship mindset,,, shrug emoji ,, i will write and draw darker content but it will be tagged and no underage stuff
Self shipping and ocxcanon will be VERY rampant on this blog too! Aka im the captain of this ship
I am!!! Incredibly oc brainrotted!!! Under the cut is (soooonnn,,,, once i get their actual designs down) art and info about the main ocs featured on this blog! (Cw for child abuse, sa mentioned, etc) (Always updating bc of the brain worms)
icon is my fuckass evil bisexual psychiatrist HH/HB oc Nedra. Pos would push down the stairs
**Lavender Cream Cookie** - Progenitor to all cookiekind! Lowkey my excuse to have a mary sue adjacent oc. Mother to Lavender Milk Cookie. Sadistic and self serving- only does things if it will affect her or the few she cares about. Older 'sister' to Eternal Sugar Cookie. Queen to the largest kingdom in Earthbread- the Lavender Empire. Bored all to bits nowadays and makes trouble for the hell of it while painting herself as the good guy. Would be worse than Dark Enchantress if she really didnt give a shit about her daughter and let loose. Pre corruption/Fout of Knowledge was her husband and is the father to her daughter. Shadow Milk Cookie is still trying to get in her good graces post redemption. Lowkey originally only interested in Pure Vanilla Cookie due to his connection to Shadow Milk Cookie. Main ships are her/almost every ancient and beast save for Eternal Sugar Cookie, Hollyberry, and Burning Spice Cookie. BSC *sometimes* gets shipping rights.
AUS! Non-Progenitor- What it says on the tin! Main ship is her Dark Cacao and Mystic Flour. Still immortal, was made to be ESC's sister instead of the other way around and got mega rejected since it was around her corruption time. Neurotic and terrified of rejection. Still apathetic like her progenitor counterpart but instead does 'good' shit out of curiosity than having to save face. PVC became fascinated with her near SMC's redemption so got brought into the kingdom as a scholar. Whoops shit happens and baby is now cooking. SMC is a BPD queen and has a little episode being possessive of PVC and LCC also being a BPD haver crashes tf out and fucks off. Has Lavender Milk Cookie in the Cacao Kingdom and starts working as a scholar under Dark Cacao and Mystic Flour. A visiting Dark Coco recognizes her as the one that warned and saved him from the Strawberry Jam Sword and taught him from her studies,,, soooo a mom figure to him. Cue interest from Dark Cacao and Mystic Flour. Baby rage from PVC and a now possessive SMC when she winds up pregnant again.
Bad End AU/BEAU- No Lavender Milk Cookie so LCC has no reason to be a 'good person' and no beast corruption. Kingdom still exists so she can't go batshit but doesn't try to hide her tracks anymore. Ironically enough shes the most depressed in this au since she's constantly having to worry about all the wars and shit she's caused/causing. Just tired 24/7. No active/constant ship- used mostly to explore LCC's mind and how she works. More body-horror adjacent than the others due to half her face being mangled in self defense by Burning Spice Cookie so the biblical angel part of her design comes out more. Fascinated by Gingerbrave and co.
(Mostly Sfw!) TOH AU (Aka worlds most biblical angel aspd woman meets the most npd god fearing man. she does Not like him.) - LCC gets her ass fucking YOINKED into the Boiling Isles and is Not Fucking Happy. Ngl This was au was just the jumping off point/spawnpoint for my bigger Lavender Milk Cookie/Lavette TOH au. Sometimes I revisit it bc Lavette just fucking murks Belos but LCC keeps him around for the sillys. For the giggles. Holds him by the scruff of his neck when he annoys her and shakes him around like a dog toy.
!!Lavender Milk Cookie!!- AITAH- Am I (F,2.5 eons) in the wrong for disagreeing with my mothers (F,Older than creation) want to destroy the Cream Republic? - This bad boy can fit so much unparalleled anxiety inside her- Autisms final boss, most monotone voice and no facial expressions, only way to tell is through the hair eyes which are VERY expressive- Lowkey kinda Josh from WD2 coded - Got ostracized and bullied severely as a child and further ostracized by members of other kingdoms so now keeps to herself- Headmistress to the Blueberry Academy of Magic, a academy that teaches cookies young to old about magic and how to cast it, inherited from Shadow Milk Cookie- Has a philosophy of doing whats best for all of cookiekind, no matter the cost, since to her thats the reason shes immortal; to make sure the mortal cookies live their best lives with the most opportunities - Actually has a pretty good relationship with SMC,,, he feels so much guilt ab missing her childhood - Compared to SMC plushed animal stitching (HC) Lavender Milk Cookie has the body/dough of a ball jointed doll, can easily take off limbs - No interest in romance or sex due to the severe bullying she encountered and general workaholic mindset she has, becomes worse than her mother when finally with someone she trusts and loves - Two pairs of arms, second pair always fiddlin with smth- Skilled in crafting dolls - Her and SMC trade dolls as a way of bonding, him plush dolls and her with BJDs- loves to teach; practically a special interest - pretty good relationship with LCC all things considered - Protective and possessive over her very few friends and loved ones - Has puppeteer strings but also the ability to possess others, no shapeshifting ability - When overstimulated is the only time her voice raises, other than that she's soft spoken and speaks with a monotone, flat rate with very little inflection, raspy and deep- kinda like lady gaga, Mechanical Moth (Very specifically the singer in Obsession, Cathedral, and Black Queen style) , or In this Moment/Maria Brink - Kinda cannibalistic- Has a comedy mask she carries around when she needs to 'mask' and take on a livelier persona ala her dad - Adores teaching in every form, from tots to the elderly, and sees education and the sharing of knowledge as smth that benefits all which = everyone will prosper -Some ships with her being (Crackship,,) Clotted Cream Cookie, (They fucking HATEEE each other) Affogato Cookie, (Mutual fascination) Butter Roll Cookie, (,,,She has multiple eyes that can see ofc) Captain Caviar Cookie, ("hey can i rizz u up?" "sure??" "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLE-") Royal Margarine Cookie and MORE!)
AUs!! TOH Au- Queen Sister! (SFW) - Unlike her mom girl is fucking STRESSED, get transported a lil bit b4 Luz arrives at the Boiling Isles and fucking HATESSSSSSS Belos. Still biblical angel adjacent so Belos is like yay yippie im gods favorite little solider!!! a few moments b4 he gets ate. Yeah. Sorry.... old meow meow gets ate and LMC is instantly hit with the minecraft poison damage sound. Hough. Figures that since she cant go home she might as well be a good sister to Hunter and the Collector and try her damnest to undo the damage done. Yayyyyy!!!
Non- Projenitor - Follows LMC in the NP au. Has both PVC and SMC characteristics instead of just SMC. Doesnt get bullied as badly so her social skills are actually pretty damn decent! Older she gets the more manipulative she gets- lowkey becomes a worse version of SMC and her mom. Diversity win! The autistic girl is going to ruin ur life! Aims to be the most beloved in Earthbread, < came from PVC's compassion which turned into compassion just for herself. Both simultaneously the worst AU for her and the best. Constantly has on a (metaphorical) mask and plays a person that she has sold others but shes happy so??? Her and normal au LMC would NOT get along. Apart from the manipulation she's more emotionally regulated than normal au due to LCC actually having a support system and said support system actually having somewhat normal emotions.
Matricide AU (SFW) - AU in which Lavender Cream's mask starts slipping HARD and she becomes more sadistic and self serving than usual to the point that Lavender Milk cannot justify so she gains a 'harm prevention' mindset. SOOOOOOO... she kills her. Yep. Kinda hard to be around someone for 2+ eons and NOT know how to kill them. Lavender Cream is an old lady her dough is kinda stale lol,,, Lavender Milk does get her front facing horn ripped outta her skull though as a last fuck you from dear ol momma and has to deal with the scarring, migraines, actual blindness in an eye but ngl shes lowkey legally blind anyway and what have you for the rest of her life.
HOWEVER! This au has a lotta branches! Because LCC is such a large keystone in her world that LMC killing her has ALOTTA consequences! On top of the fact that LMC would be at her worst mentally, emotionally, and physically during this time period! and i like playing with lmc like a doll lolololol i be putting this autistic girl in situations
!But no one came! - After killing her mother LMC decides the reforming beasts are also apart of the problem- following her harm prevention mindset and philosophy, whos to say they wont be corrupted again? And on top of that, its unfair to the other cookies were traumatized by the beasts to see them reformed. Sooo she goes on a little quest... to kill them. No direct order but probably Eternal Sugar Cookie first (LCCs death hadnt reached her yet) since auntie so her guard would be down, Burning Spice Cookie since by this time the ancients and beasts would get the idea of wtf is going on so Golden Cheese Cookie would go with her buddies to investigate leaving him alone, Mystic Flour Cookie for no other reason except shes healing from the fight with BSC, Silent Salt and finally.... Shadow Milk Cookie. Angst!! Yippie!!! After murking him she takes all their souljams and herself and isolates herself in her office at the Blueberry Academy- still sending lesson plans via magic but having most of her magic focused on keeping others OUT. Bc shes having... thoughts. Worries. How can she make sure others dont get their souljams and use it for evil? So she eats them. Just goobles them up. And automatically Does Not Feel Good. Her magic gets tripled ten times over but at the cost of her body slowly killing itself from the inside out... which she is okay with. After finalizing her future lesson plans, leaving a letter for the next headmistress and her letters to the Ancients- explaining what and why she did All That, she reaches inside the soft dough of her neck, pulls out her small- almost faux- and pitiful souljam, and eats it. So no one can use any of their powers to harm cookies the way her family did.
(SFW) Hello, Professor Lavette! (Welcome to Demon School Iruma Kun) - Whoops! Lavender Milk Cookie has woken up in the Babyls Infirmary being watched over by Balam who!! Is!! So Fascinated!!!! And Deeply Uncomfortable/Troubled when LMC is genuinely upset that shes alive and just starts Ranting about Everything. Shit happens and Surprise! Professor Lavette, Head of the Foreign Magic Department is born! Happens b4 Sullivan adopts Iruma. She confides in Iruma about where shes from in his first year during one of his anxiety moments/panic attacks and swears that no matter what happens she'll help him reach his dream. One of the more favored teachers due to her actual love of the subject, willingness to help students, and general mature (and maternal) aura around her. HORRIFIC anger though,, witches help the six fingers once she gets her hands on them,, holds a special kind of hatred for Atori. Gets along swimmingly with the other teachers, even Kalego! (Mostly due to her natural affinity/connection to cake hounds due to her momma- who knew it translated to any other canine!) Adores most classes but has a special place in her heart for the Misfits class due to their personalities reminding her so much of the few cookies she would hesitantly call friends in her younger years.
(SFW) The art and love of teaching (Lego Monkie Kid) - Chat my mentor just started beating the shit out of the monster of the week what do i do - IS SHE SINGLE -- Girl was just trying to enjoy death and gets plopped into being a lego tf,, All jokes aside LMC awakes in Megapolis and immediately thinks Mystic Flour is fucking with her due to the similar architecture. She just.. wanders for a bit. Taking in the joy of being in a crowd, of being alone, of being... free. Sure, her plan of death didnt work but hey! Second chances- like all her Auntie's books used to talk about. So, she uses her free time to read, read, and READ- unknowingly befriending Tang when they start debating politics and history. Which leads her to befriending Pigsy and sharing his love for cooking. When MK shows up, LMC (Now calling herself Lavette) takes it upon herself to teach him manners, the way of the world, etc etc. This continues for years- with Lavette picking up a governess job to teach a young Mei- with MK growing up a tiny bit more prone to snark and deadbeat 1000 mile stare he mastered from Lavette. Red Son is... unnerved by Lavette at first, recognizing the fact that she carries herself the same way his mother does- a royal woman with too much sorrow- but quickly befriends her. Wukong and Lavette fucking HATEEEEE each other at first. Worlds most annoying monkey meets the worlds most stubborn cookie. After setting down base, and the two tampering each other, they actually make a decent mom and dad duo to MK,,, complete with the squabbling. Too bad they both refuse to think of the other in that light. Shit kinda hits the fan when Lady Bone Demon brings up Lavette's entire... thing and whoops now everyone knows ur 1) immortal 2) technically a serial killer and 3) wtf do u mean u committed suicide and 4) OMG DID WE MAKE U COMMIT CANNIBALISM (< made cookies)
Empress Lavender Milk Cookie- In which she stops at her mother! Despite literally bleeding from the head she tells her kingdom of her crimes and awaits punishment. 1000000+ social credit bc no one gave a shit- if anything most saw HER as empress already due to her taking over for public appearances and meetings. Would be given the silent treatment by most of the beasts and a few of the ancients for a couple of months tho,,, Shadow Milk Cookie doesnt talk to her until two years have passed and he floats into her office while shes slumped over, asleep, and gently covers her with a blanket he had been making and a little plush doll of her all grown up- to match the one he had made for her before her birth. Unironically one of the best endings for her. She is a fantastic ruler and sees it as an extension of teaching.
!! Nedra !! GENUINELY one of my most horrendous ocs. I fucking hate her (Affectionately). Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss oc. In life she was a psychiatrist for the rich and powerful who sexually predated on her clients and then blackmailed them if they ever displeased her. Born in 1903 and died in 1953 at 49 years old- still heavily influenced by the fashion and still holds some outdated political views from then. After dying she found herself in Hell and partnered with a pharmaceutical company in order to make better, actual working meds (HC that Hell has *wonderful* drugs but sinners who have mental disorders arnt affected by the ones that will help said mental disorders- so Nedra, who takes meds for ADHD (Read: Amphetamines bc adderal really wasnt a thing b4 the 80s/90s), feels the hit immediately) and kills the CEO in order to take his place. Flashforward a good couple of years and she's one of the strongest in Hell and a pretty powerful Overlord due to her contracts both from her company and clientel. She still sexually predates on clients and is now lowkey WORSE since she has power behind her that she didn't when she was alive. Kinda anglerfish lookin due to one of her biggest sins being Envy. The evil older bisexual woman ppl strawman about lol. FUCKING HATESSSSSS VALENTINO for the sole reason that his victims arn't fun to fuck around with due to him,,, only 'fun' one shes encountered is Angel Dust and they have a fucked up sexual relationship where she is both his biggest tormentor and biggest supporter. Actively triggers her patients ptsd or what have you during sex just to see them panic. Disgusting sadist i stg. Hates being fully naked. Chainsmoker in life and death. Volunteers at the hotel as a therapist as a kinda long term investment in order to get new, fresh patients that arnt in the same tax bracket as her usual ones- doesnt personally believe in redemption but she knows what to say to get what she wants,,,, also lowkey there to torment Angel Dust for the shiggles. Wants to get into Charlie's guts due to all the problems that girl has but (isnt gonna spend 50k-) is lowkey terrified of Lucifer. A hidden weeb who hates fanservice and only watches sparkly magical girl anime or cheesy romance anime (Pretty Cure, Fruits basket, Princess Tutu etc,,, dont ask how they get human anime in hell idk Nedra woulda died long b4 anime became main stream in America)
