because he is a bear

nananananananananananananananana i wanna be i wanna be i wanna be dEAD

[noahissogay]

I can’t believe that it’s been a YEAR since I touched this blog

okay lemme explain, I still love total drama and everything, I started this blog during my last moths living in my home country, and now that I moved and started high school (which is fucking my ass pretty rough) I totally forgot about this shit, I’m sorry I’m dumb

maybe I’ll be active again someday and start to post some fanart or shit idk

I was reading my first posts and I can’t help but cringe a little bit with my grammar errors and stupid shit coming out of my mind

[cantevenja-party]

Someone needs to take my phone off me

[pastelcameron]

everyone talk about how great and what a mom leshawna is

[kayrockerqog]

Best 👏 OG 👏 Hero👏

[pookie9023-deactivated20230924]

smdh how come theres like no fanart of owen carrying noah during the redonculouse race

[queershark]

rebloguea si te gusta drama total y hablas español

[noahissogay]

chris: previously on total drama...

me: i’ve been watching this show five hours straight, i KNOW what happened in the last episode

[tdaxel]

So I log onto Facebook today and

[thefreshchannel]

[noahissogay]

i just left the td fandom a couple of weeks and why is there a lot of self-insert ships i’m disturbed but curious

[sckrrt]

Blogs as total drama contestants headcanons

i don’t know about the others but i’ll give a few for me

- acts nice but hates everyone— so not good with teamwork, but has to deal with it for the time being- good at challenges that involve strategy, worst at challenges that involve physical activity (all of them)- could rant in the confessional for hours about the people i don’t like- when not competing can usually be seen in the corner drawing — don’t ask me when i’m drawing- probably would make it a long time because either people won’t view me as a threat or just forget i exist

[noahissogay]

this is really old but i really wanted to do this

- a lot of suicide jokes

chris: there is a 90% of probabilities that one of you will die during this challenge

me, probably: woohoo

- it would seem like i hate everyone but deep inside i’m sCARED

- i would vote for myself everytime

- not get along with courtney or heather.

- hate swimming

- a lot of spanish words and chilean insults

- trip and hurt my kness a lot

[antitotaldramapopulars]

if you die in the total drama island fandom you die in real life

[noahissogay]

not total drama related but i’m dead

[totaldramafreak]

total drama headcanon NOT CLICKBAIT

noah’s a bottom

[emptyblog09003409349034-blog]

[totaldramaeverything]

Owen: What’s for lunch?

Noah: Food, generally.

Owen: I mean what are we having?

Noah: An unwanted conversation.

[freshtvofficial]

Reblog to delete FreshTV

[heathneycanon]

yeah why does noah keep dying in those total drama x years later videos on youtube??

[xmaxiepadx]

because since TDI he has accepted death