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ayanathedork

saw this dress on twitter and i loved it a lot soooooo oc time ^-^

everythingfox

Strong bond

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koschei-the-ginger

abysmal0

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aquilacalvitium

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

lizluvscupcakes

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

aquilacalvitium

By Talos this can't be happening

oysters-aint-for-me

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

tungsten-moon

I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023

If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k

aquilacalvitium

IMPORTANT

Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all

So how about we make this more interesting?

I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022

moonlarking

Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night

headspace-hotel

Reblog to throw a hedge apple in OP's driveway

theleakypen

What the fuck is this eldritch fruit? I'm in.

headspace-hotel

It's Maclura pomifera, commonly known as the osage orange or hedge apple. It is known to be native only to a small area of Texas and the edge of Oklahoma and Arkansas. Before the invention of barbed wire, it was pruned repeatedly and shaped to make dense impenetrable hedges to contain animals.

The fruits are inedible—not poison, they're just hard and taste bad.

The wood is super-strong, burns hotter than any other wood, and is ideal for making bows!

laineysbucketlist

We should just fill this post with other interesting things as reasons to reblog it

laineysbucketlist

Ok first of all huge thank you to everyone who’s added a fun fact. Here’s one of my favorites: in 1859 an anti-metric system activist named John Taylor published a book about how the pyramids at Giza were built by Noah (as in the big zoo boat guy) as giant rulers in inches because of how God prefers the Imperial British system. According to the book it’s only called the British Imperial system because it was passed down from Noah’s time all the way until 19th century Britain.

headspace-hotel

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