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Lainey | She/Her/Ella | I can't put the book I'm reading in my bio anymore because I keep forgetting to change it when I finish a book and now it looks like I've been reading The Hobbit for a year

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DNI if you don’t like the metric system

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Redrew and updated my “the gang goes to New York” picture

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Completely misread this release schedule and for a second I thought it meant that the set after the underwater world would be Universes Beyond: Detroit.

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But in any case, a Zhalfir set is all I've ever wanted and I'm very excited for that one. Hoping for a cool new Teferi card or two.

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Completely misread this release schedule and for a second I thought it meant that the set after the underwater world would be Universes Beyond: Detroit.

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I made this when Edge of Eternities came out but I don't remember if I ever posted it here. I think I did it in google drawings or some such website that objectively wasn't a good tool for the job.

[markrosewater]

Maro’s The Hobbit Teaser

Before previews for The Hobbit officially begin, I thought it would be fun to do another of my Duelist-style teasers where I give tiny hints of things to come. Note that I’m only giving you partial information.

First up, here are some things you can expect:

• a bunch of Dwarf typal cards

• a mechanic from The Lord of the Rings returns with one small change

• some of the creature tokens: 1/1 Human Soldier, 4/4 white Bird Soldier, 6/6 red Dragon, 2/2 green Wolf, and 3/1 colorless Wall

• a card with affinity for Elves

• the biggest Bear we’ve ever printed

• a mechanic that’s a tweak of a faction mechanic that has been brought back in another premier set

• more Sagas that are songs

• a new type of counter created by a hackathon group looking to expand red’s slice of the color pie

• some cards will be able to have “an endearing story”

• a mechanic that’s the cross of two different mechanics that both premiered in a return set

Next, here are some rules text that will be showing up on cards:

• “{T}, Add {C} for each Halfling you control.”

• “you may pay {0} rather than pay the equip cost of the first equip ability you activate each turn.”

• “Whenever another legendary Elf you control enters,”

• “That player may search their library for that many basic land cards,”

• “reveal the top thirteen cards of your library.”

• “Whenever you sacrifice a token, target opponent loses 1 life.”

• “Other Bears you control get +2/+2.”

• “[CARDNAME] has all activated abilities of all [CARDNAME’S CREATURE TYPE] cards in your graveyard.”

• “Whenever a player loses life, that player mills that many cards,”

• “Whenever you attack with creatures with total power 12 or greater”

Here are some creature type lines from the set:

• Creature – Dog

• Creature – Rabbit

• Creature – Goblin Ranger

• Creature – Dragon Wurm

• Creature – Elf Bard

• Creature – Goblin Bard

• Legendary Creature – Dwarf Bard

• Legendary Creature – Elf Advisor

• Legendary Creature – Human Noble Archer

• Legendary Creature – Bear Shapeshifter Warrior

Finally, here are some names in the set:

• Confusticate and Bebother

• Dancing from Dark to Dawn

• Down, Down to Goblin-town

• Getaway Barrel

• Great Ugly-Looking Goblin

• Hobbit Hole

• Old Fat Spider

• Stone by Sunlight

• Troop of Ponies

• Well-Worn Spatula

Tune in to The Hobbit's Debut stream on Twitch (https://www.youtube.com/@mtg)and YouTube ( https://www.twitch.tv/magic) July 18th from MagicCon Amsterdam at 8:30am PT!

[cheddar-baby]

Im going to kill myself lol WHAT IS THIS

[aflo]

I am here for feminist sex.

[kropotkindersurprise]

[mysillycomics]/[esnupi.core]

[princess-of-phyresis]

moment of silence for my girl sheoldred wouldnt wish that on my worst enemy

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[karvina]

variations on "feel old yet" meme:

lying (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 36 years ago

lying (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 7 years ago

lying by a ridiculous amount (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 900 years ago

lying by a ridiculous amount (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 15 minutes ago

real date of event no one reading was alive for: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 118 years ago

real date of event no one reading was alive for or cares about: feel old yet? prince frederick henry died 395 years ago

event no one reading was alive for and also lying: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 4 years ago

event that did not happen: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 48 years ago

event that did not happen and even if it did this would be a lie: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 197 years ago

real date of event on a cosmological scale: feel old yet? the sun was formed 4,600,000,000 years ago

lying on a cosmological scale (undershooting): feel old yet? the sun was formed 12 years ago

lying on a cosmological scale (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 12,000,000,000 years ago

real date of a personal anecdote that only you know or card about: feel old yet? i made a really good stir fry 5 years ago

reversal: feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 3 years

reversal on a cosmological scale: feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 8,000,000,000 years

reversal (lying about event): feel young yet? the first episode of spongebob will air in 3 years

reversal (lying about time, overshooting): feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 8,000,000,000 years

reversal (lying about time, undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 3 years

reversal (lying about time, really undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 12 minutes

real date of a recurring event that wasn't very long ago: feel old yet? halloween was 13 days ago

lying about recurring event: feel old yet? halloween was 10,000 years ago

reversal of recurring event: feel young yet? thursday is tomorrow

reversal of personal anecdote: feel young yet? my laundry is done in 52 minutes

real(?) date of a nonspecific event: feel old yet? something happened 2 years ago

lying about the reader (undershooting): feel old yet? you were born 5 years ago

lying about the reader (overshooting): feel old yet? you were born 650 years ago

making a reasonable guess about the reader: feel old yet? you were born 22 years ago

technically telling the truth about the reader: feel old yet? you were born between 0 and 120 years ago

threatening the reader: feel young yet? you will die in 7 days

non sequitur: feel old yet? half of all chameleon species on earth live in madagascar

non sequitur (lying): feel old yet? chameleons are immune to fire

lying on several levels: feel old yet? chameleons were invented 36 years ago

self-reference: feel old yet? i started writing this post 40 minutes ago

giving up: feel old yyet?th e emmenkr,tn dbw a 8 gn m hk\

i can't finish the joke someone else come up with a punchline: feel old yet?

declarative statement: you feel old.

subversive declarative statement: time isn't even real.

reference another meme: feel old yet? yeah. this is the beach that makes you old.

reference another meme specifically about injecting non sequiturs into long posts: feel old yet? the glue that lets you walk up and down anything was invented 36 years ago

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A dog at daycare looks exactly like another guy… dunno who tho.

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