Metric System Enjoyer

Lainey | She/Her/Ella | I can't put the book I'm reading in my bio anymore because I keep forgetting to change it when I finish a book and now it looks like I've been reading The Hobbit for a year

[laineysbucketlist]

DNI if you don’t like the metric system

[basket-of-loquats]

womp womp

[jacebeleren]

i like jace beleren

[xantchaslegacy]

[mtg-talk]

https://bsky.app/profile/shivambhatt.bsky.social/post/3msqystvn222n

[loreholdlesbian]

Card transcription

The Grantasticar 3/U Legendary Artifact- Vehicle [uncommon] Flying Whenever The Grantasticar becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card. Noncreature spells you cast cost 1 less to cast as long as there are three or more Lesson cards in your graveyard. Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, you may have The Grantasticar become an artifact creature until end of turn. Then if you cast four or more noncreature spells this turn, sacrifice The Grantasticar and create four tokens that are copies of it except they’re artifact creatures, aren’t legendary, don’t have this ability, and have haste. 4/4

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[jelloapocalypse]

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

[villainessbian]

impressive! it's ugly, impractical, gets water everywhere, makes too much noise, and the quote with shit kerning says you don't think music is even real

[cyborgpsychic]

oh my god the quote is from the 2007 movie 'August Rush' and it's not even correctly quoted 😭 it should say "SOME people" not "most"

[sensationaltrainreading]

[markrosewater]

Hi Mark! My birthday was a few days ago, but can I ask for some belated birthday trivia on Liliana?

Her full name, Liliana Vess, anagrams to A Villainess, but the person who named her, Brady Dommermuth, swears it wasn’t on purpose.

Happy Birthday!

[whatsthatmagiccard]

UB aside, these are some nice tokens.

[markrosewater]

I just noticed the dwarf tokens are actually Tolkien Creatures and I love it

: )

[laineysbucketlist]

[chubbidust]

i like imagining they're the ones singing the chapter intro

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[dumpsterf11re]

joke my boyfriend and i made that tickled me enough to draw it

[laineysbucketlist]

Card designers shouldn't go to jail for objectively funny crimes

[laineysbucketlist]

These are literally too funny to be mad about. They're hideous, it's awesome. I'm a few UB sets away from building a deck of pure ragebait.

[laineysbucketlist]

I forgot a classic

[laineysbucketlist]

Card designers shouldn't go to jail for objectively funny crimes

[laineysbucketlist]

These are literally too funny to be mad about. They're hideous, it's awesome. I'm a few UB sets away from building a deck of pure ragebait.

[laineysbucketlist]

Card designers shouldn't go to jail for objectively funny crimes

[innerchildabortionclinic]

❔

[totally-cis-offical]

I love this because it’s so in character. That could literally be one of his voice clips and I wouldn’t be surprised