*rolls eyes*

JUST STUFF

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"Someone's gotta make a move. A real move cause if this is chess you guys are just moving pawns rn"

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"You have strong familial relationships and you need someone who has that too because someone that doesn't have that is probably like a psychopath or something" "So everyone who doesn't have a family is a psychopath"

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“Was trump born in Jamaica?” “Bruhhh wtf” “It says he was born at Jamaica hospital medical center” “Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhghggggghdgshshdhsbshsh thats in ny”

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"Your hands are cold" "Like you"

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"Up really I don't think I'd ever hit you but if you touch my ice cream, I'll smack you...right in front of the baby idc"

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Person: what do you do for a living?

Me: try.

[nociul]

"I don't pay my weave anymore cause you know every time you tap your head, your brain shakes"

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"Ive never been single" "Who you committed to? You better say god."

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"Why'd he shoot him five times, one would've been way better"

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"We've been together for 18 years" "Wow! Thats..." "Longer than any of the other husbands"

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"Are you jealous that I cuddle Rachel too" "No. it's ok cause you always come running back"

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"Are you following him?" "Yea, Why? Does it make you uncomfortable" "Yea, I don't like you being friends with my friends" "Why? In case we break up?" "Yes"

[nociul]

"They call me the spawn of Satan" "Did I give birth to you"

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"I lowkey better everyone around me...like, I'm the fucking mother Teresa disguised as Satan"

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"Muhammad Ali was Jewish...no he was Muslim" "Omg, scratch that, YOURE the idiot savant and I'm your fucking accomplice" "What's a savant" "Bruhhhhh is Willy P a real school, or a front" "It is, they just teach us drug dealing techniques" "You're too dumb to do that too. You'd be like 'wait...how much is a gram'"

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"Is esilona your sister" - my sister

[nociul]

"I dated this man. I basically donated to charity"