welcome to the void

fkn…,,,what

[paledreamy]

THESE GLASSES HAVE SPECIAL LENSES WHICH TURN LIGHTS INTO HEARTS

edit: for everyone asking they’re called love lenses & they were $20 on lovelenses.com

[darknightwing]

Bitches really paying $20 for an astigmatism… its me, im bitches

[hotwreck]

Good news! They’re only $9 at the moment

[bitchin--wiccan]

THEY ACTUALLT WORK this changes everything

[lifeasisabella]

THESE MAKE LATE NIGHT WALKS AMAZING

The hearts are way clearer than you’d expect and they don’t mess with your vision too much to walk in them

[harrryhasmyheart]

this is how harry styles sees the world

[sensitivelilghost]

these seem like a truly necessary purchase

[everyone-loves-purple]

question, how do i wear these if i have glasses…?

[trippyhippe]

They’re pretty big so you can probably fit them over your glasses and they also work as a sick ass filter over your camera lens!

[alt-ctormy]

I just bought these impulsively

[enigmaticpink]

Modern fandom went awry when people stopped learning how to avoid content that upsets them and instead starting actively seeking it out.

I mean this in the kindest, most loving way possible, but babes you'll be so much happy when you stop focusing on what other people are doing and instead focus on what you like.

You'll never be able to stop people from liking what you hate, and the best way you'll find any peace of mind is properly utilizing blocking, blacklisting, and muting tools. Take it from someone who used to run a shipping discourse blog, fandom is supposed to be what you enjoy, stop focusing on things that upset you.

[bloodyfeminist-deactivated20210]

[rosecrystal]

[afloweroutofstone]

[rociopath]

[paxamericana]

that’s weird man!

[toddtakefive]

this is literally what a funeral in the sims looks like

[mioxenoblade]

[turing-tested]

whenever i see a sleeping kitties paws unguarded i understand exactly how eve felt about the apple

[roseoilz]

18th century ottoman and indian dagger w sheaths

[bamf]

Spider-Man 2 (2004) dir. Sam Raimi

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

No other actor will ever be as perfect as Live Action Jonah as JK Simmons was

[curioscurio]

My Foretold Mario movie predictions:

"haha we know we're in a video game a la Wreck-it-Ralph"

Luigi does a Fortnite dance

some multiple universe gimmick

toad falls into the "cute adorable little guy with deep voice and is actually kind of violent" animated trope

Peach girlboss moment where she rescues herself from Bowser and someone has to make a comment about it so they can say something like "just because im a girl doesn't mean I can't fight! also sexism is BAD!"

waluigi is not in the film

Jack Black absolutely kills it as Bowser

Chris Pratt actually does a decent Italian accent but still doesn't sound like Mario

Charles Martinet has a Stan Lee esque cameo and one line

The plot introduces a villain that all the characters have to team up against to defeat including Bowser, and the villain somehow doesn't even feel like a Mario character

Toad almost says a swearword or the swear word gets replaced with a child appropriate but still recognizable substitute ( "What the Fire Flower!?!?" "You son of a BULLET")

Seth Rogan does not change his voice in any way for Donkey Kong

innuendo line referencing magic mushrooms "for the adults"

mario is mean to luigi

pop song sung by celebrity that doesn't fit in with the rest of the soundtrack

toby fox is revealed to have composed an absolute banger final boss battle song

[curioscurio]

I'm just so absolutely sure about Peach Girlboss Moment that she gets 4 spaces

[funnytwittertweets]

[toastbutteregg]

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[doggosource]

schloop

[midwestmuppet]

[weonsinnombre]

[kristalknobb]

Illustration for Cosmopolitan, June 1974 Detail

[pharahsgf]

it always makes me sad to see the cropped image on my dash cuz like

the original specifically centers bi women’s sexuality & that context just gets cropped out 😔