the cunt you married

scorpio~bi~she/her~28

[sweetandsaltyminx]

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[rociopath]

She Wants Revenge - Tear You Apart

[working-on-my-backwards-walk-de]

[isleofthings-deactivated2025042]

An excellent addition hiding in the tags

[radioactivemongoose]

mulder: there was alien residue on your fries so i ate all of them to protect you

scully: mulder

mulder: i’m always looking out for you. i never expected we’d work so well together…. but…. i mean. what a pair. what a funny pair we are, scully

[s3xv1o-deactivated20191026]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[yourpsychicadvisor]

[legoyuri]

[kosmogrl]

[tiktaalic]

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

[tiktaalic]

This getting reblogged with “and my thirties” “and my forties” “and my fifties”

[evilwizard]

say no more

[prettyfunnyy]

[pukicho]

In this world it’s get killed or be killed

[beaniesandbells]

What’s doing the killing

[pukicho]

The Killer

[parkchanwoohoo]

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

[godisafujoshi]

Then they spit roast me

[parkchanwoohoo]

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario

[hustlerose]

ouch i think i broke my vagina bones 

[hustlerose]

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[963694634758p7p69696-deactivate]

we can just post whatever we want on this site and no one will question it huh

[hustlerose]

yes

[prokopetz]

"I hate how American media will just make up a European nation rather than do any research, so I'm going to get back at them by writing a story set in a fake American state" like, do you have the slightest idea how much American media is set in a geographically impossible fictional small town located in no particular state and characterised entirely by some guy from Los Angeles' collection of half-remembered stereotypes about the American Midwest? They've already got the "lazily inventing fictional parts of America" bit locked down.

No, if you want to play the Uno reverse card on American media, what you need to do isn't to make up a fake state: you specifically need to wilfully misrepresent southern California.

[davai-tovarisch]

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

[viohra]

The Angel of Death

FISTS YOU

And then you Die

[viohra]

Context: my teacher translated the verb “to grasp with one’s hand” as “to fist” since that’s kinda what it literally means, but you can’t translate it like that into English because “to fist” means something ENTIRELY different, but she doesn’t know that.

So she was explaining how they use the verb to describe the angel of death taking your soul — he rips your soul out of you with his fist. Now that’s pretty damn metal, but she said word for word “the angel of death fists you, and then you die” which is the single most terrifying and powerful sentence to ever grace my ears

[cassidyrld]

Op i appreciate the context but i was going to rb anyway no questions asked

[autumngracy]

Saw this twitter post and instantly started looking for pictures of Stratt to use it with

[persianmom]