Gutless Little Homo

mental illness innit,,, Fonch (they/them)

[infectiouspiss]

my pronouns are he/it because you're meant to he/it me with your car #vehicularmanslaughter

[hella1975]

I <3 MY BED #mybed

[eleilinnrallin]

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

[newtsoftheworldunite]

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

[gumy-shark]

characters who believe that they are inherently unlovable 🔥🔥🔥

[gumy-shark]

there’s no variation on this trope that isn’t absolutely peak. “im unlovable but i desire that connection so ill let myself be used instead”? peak. “im unlovable so ill drive everyone away” is automatically peak however you play it. “i am an unlovable thing so i will become a new person who isn’t”? peak beyond belief!!! i love characters 🥰

[paleteroboi]

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes at you

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

[eternalgirlscout]

joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"

[ghost-of-bleeding-flesh]

they died doing what they loved, getting stabbed in the chest 5 to 7 times.

[azleepz-deactivated20241110]

the big three: big brown eyes, an indescribable amount of horniness and a generalised anxiety disorder

[sacred-portal]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

[nitewrighter]

I actually do feel like the "unemployed friend on a Tuesday" meme actually helps de-stigmatize unemployment because it frequently affirms that when you don't have a job you're more likely to be getting up to some weird shit rather than just lazing around. But I also feel like the unemployed friend is frequently up to some random shit because there's a whole pile of miscellaneous life tasks that full-time employment keeps people from. The unemployed friend is helping their cousin move, or babysitting, or checking in with a neighbor with mobility issues. The unemployed friend is a walking thesis on the inflexibility of our current labor landscape and just how much work exists outside of work.

[aritany]

writing smut and writing horror are the same category of activity actually

[wizardpostsdotorg]

"if tumblr goes down find me a-" we have been making these posts for a decade now.. either i wake up one day and its gone and i take up cigaretts to fill the void or 40 years from now i post my 5G cancer xray results direct from my neuralink

[konoko]

god, your worst warrior needs money

[piendish]

Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.

[la-principessa-nuova]

Reblong?

[la-principessa-nuova]

[randomalienencounter]

∴ᔑリリᔑ ʖᒷℸ ̣?

[silly-detector]

Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.

Reblong?

"YOU WOULDN'T DEEPTHROAT AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH"

this post contains:

1 clown!

1 mime!

[snailifier]

🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨

Sneblong to snive snomeone an snice sneam snanditch.

Sneblong?

"SNOU WOULDN'T SNEEPNOAT AN SNICE SNEAM SNANDWICH"

snis snost snontains:

1 snlown!

1 snime!

[piendish]

Any other surprise newcomers want to take a swing at completely and irrevocably changing this post’s context at the expense of the human language

[kendokhaotic]

@gimmick-thief get over here we need to hit this post with the gimmickpocalypse

[gimmick-thief]

reblongated

[smashorpassgilf]

long ice cream sandwich

smash

pass

Voting ended onApr 24, 2025

[what-even-is-thiss]

I think that banning porn has made this website more sexual over time, actually. When people had that porn outlet you could mostly just post in peace but now can’t mention any random thing without people relating it back to their horniness. It’s gotten worse, I tell you. I was here before the porn ban. Occasionally accidentally coming across a sex gif was the price we paid for mostly keeping on topic.

[1percentcharge]

i know a lot of people mock when certain songs are overused on character playlists but I will never judge someone for putting bubblegum bitch on one. If you decided that your little tv guy is miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips who am I to say he’s not