Three Awkward Children in a Trenchcoat

(I'm the one on the left) Jake from the UK. Constantly uncomfortable. Gf is @billacookie.

[iguanamouth]

[curseworm]

human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit

monkey brain: absolutely not. die

[kingdomheartsgifs]

OVER 8 MINUTES OF KINGDOM HEARTS III GAMEPLAY!

[ampervadasz]

[lord-kitschener]

[pervocracy]

Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times!  I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

[sunmied]

it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr

[marlboro-trans]

man doesnt it suck that as an lgbt person your entire existence is inherently political to some people

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

truly impressive how d&d persuades so many people to willingly participate in both math AND improv, two things that most of the population goes out of their way to avoid

[drawsshits-inactive]

[ruinedchildhood]

Daniel Radcliffe on set of Guns Akimbo

[folly-of-alexandria]

I just thought he was having a stressful day.

[lmaonade]

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah

[melonmemes]

Every time

[ao3tagoftheday]

[Image Description: Tag reading “donatello/michelangelo”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Renaissance fanart

[ethermaster-blog]

I’m gonna let you in on a secret.

That aint renaissance fanart

[ao3tagoftheday]

You know what, assholes? I run this blog for y'all every day. I see things you cannot begin to imagine. I have to read people’s Robespierre smut and their questions about how various monsters would fuck them. I am so jaded that, when someone submits a tag mentioning some random vaguely liquid substance without context, I just assume it’s being used as lube. Nutella? Lube. Crazy glue? Lube. Divine fucking ichor? Fucking lube! I do this for you, y'all. I shield you from this shit. I stand athwart the tides of horror, hold my hands up, and yell “STOP” in the hopes that it will keep the waters from reaching you.

So you know what, fuckheads!? If I want to maintain the one tiny scrap of innocence I have left, I will. The official policy of AO3TagoftheDay is now that turtles, teenage, mutant, ninja, or otherwise, do not fuck. It never happens. They don’t fuck. They don’t fuck each other. They don’t fuck humans. They don’t fuck in real life and they don’t fuck in fiction. This tag is about two gay Renaissance painters holding each other close and kissing chastely under the Sistine chapel ceiling.

There. Glad we got that sorted out. Please return to your regularly scheduled programming.

[kitty]

[sixthrock]

the little claw marks on the ice omg

[catchymemes]

BLOCK 100

HEAVY ARMOR 100

[furbyfuzz]

Give her….. PIZZA

[parakeet]

please. look at her

source

[flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash]

And the roast continues 😂

[bunnyhugs22]