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@noctvrnalx
I didnât abandon this blog, I promise! I just got caught up on my multimuse indie. I promise to get to my replies soon. <3Â
Kinda want a plot for Hades where heâs on earth either looking for persephone or a new persephone and heâs a college professor teaching Greek Mythology or Ancient Greek Literature or something like that. And thereâs a girl whoâs soooo into it and they have a thing. And itâs cuuuuuuteÂ
valkyrjurrps:
    Hel wasnât used to surprises, in fact she couldnât even remember the last time anyone took the time out of their life to surprise her. All of this was new and pleasant for her. âHades, this is a torture! You know how curious I am.âÂ
Hades chuckled. It was a deep sound that reverberated throughout the tunnel theyâd turned down. The slope inclined gently as they walked, and soon it inclined more and more until it would be nearly impossible for a mere mortal to climb. But Hades moved effortlessly. âWeâre nearly there,â he assured her, giving her hand a small squeeze.Â
Persephone: Hades, dear husband
Persephone: please let go of my leg.
Hades: :(
Persephone: the souls are staring.
Persephone: get ahold of yourself man.
valkyrjurrps:
    Being here with Hades truly felt like home, he was probably the only other god that understood where she was coming from. Both of them the gods of the dead, feared and misunderstood. âWhat is it?â Her lips held a faint smile, making her dark eyes twinkle as she held his hand..
âYouâll see,â he assured her as he took her hand and began to leave the palace. Yes, he was aware that all he had to do was transport them where he wanted to go with no problems, but walking allowed the excitement to build.Â
âCome...â his voice was soft, full of wonder. âCome, I want to show you something.â It was very rare that Hades got worked up over something this small. But he was a gracious host and when he found something worthy, he wanted to show it to those he felt close to. Holding out his hand for them to take, he offered a small but comforting smile.Â
sicilianrcse:
THE WOMAN PRESSED HER LIPS TOGETHER, he wasnât wrong, but she wasnât going to convince herself that he was right, either. Malena paused before pulling her purse out, going through it as if she was looking for something. She grabbed out her notepad and pen, flipping through pages to find a blank sheet. Pen pressed against its white cloth and began to write. Malena ripped the sheet off and handed it to him. âThereâs my number. Surprisingly, I am very much so interested.â
He watched with quiet curiosity. A written message? She was full of surprises. He quite liked that. And when she offered him the paper, he took it, glancing over it slowly and realizing what it was just before she confirmed. Her phone number. He let a slow smirk grace his lips before casting his eyes up at her. âIâll be sure to use it.â Looking past her, a black Lincoln town car pulled up to the sidewalk. âAnd thereâs my ride,â he said, standing up from the bench and reaching to take her hand. âMalena,â he offered a warm smile. âPleasure to meet you.âÂ
Tol v. Smol
Insp.Â
cruel intentions â sentence meme
historindies:
CONTAINS GRAPHIC LANGUAGE AND SEXUAL REFERENCES
âYou amaze me.â
âGod forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex.â
âDo you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady?â
âIâm the Marsha Fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself!â
âSo thereâs your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you inâŠor are you out?â
âWhat shall we toast to?â
âSilly rabbit. My triumph isnât over them. Itâs over you.â
âYou were very much in love with them. Youâre still in love with them.â
âIt amused me to make you ashamed of it.â
âYou gave up the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation.â
âDonât you get it? Youâre just a toy. A little toy I like to play with.â
âTastes good.â
âSo I assume youâve come here to make arrangements? But unfortunately, I donât fuck losers.â
âMost people are sheep. Who are you to criticize something youâve never experienced?â
âI just donât think people should experience the act of love until they are in love.â
âAre you a lesbian?â
âI didnât meant to offend you. I just picked up on a little bit of that lesbian vibe.â
âThe only reason I let him keep up the charade is because the man has a mouth like a hoover. Oof!â
âThis sure doesnât take like an iced tea.â
âYup. Then I fucked your daughter.â
âIâm impressed.â
âWell, Iâm in love.â
âThey told me they loved me, and I believed them.â
âWould you cut your psycho-babble bullshit!â
âThereâs pictures of me on the internet!â
âMy advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.â
âBut that would make me a slut, wouldnât it?â
âFucking idiotâŠâ
âWell I know this sounds corny, but whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressure, I turn to God and he helps me through the problem.â
âI donât know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm Iâve caused you.â
âThe truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy.â
âMy whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in othersâ misery.â
âI succeed in hurting the first person I ever loved.â
âPlease give me another chance. Iâm a wreck without you.â
âYou spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, and youâre going to turn your back on it.â
âBut you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that youâve turned your back on love.â
âAnd that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life.â
âAnd how are things down under?â
âE-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.â
âThat little wager of yours? Count me in.â
â What are the terms?â
âIn English? Iâll fuck your brains out.â
âBecause Iâm the only person you canât have, and it kills you.â
âYouâve got yourself a bet, baby!â
âEverybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.â
âWhy canât we be together?â
âYou wanna know why? Because I donât trust myself with you.â
âYou could be a model. Itâs too bad youâre not sexy.â
âI can be sexy!â
âKeep your legs together. This isnât Jamaica.â
âIntroduce them to your world of sex, drugs and⊠what else do you do?â
âMy God. You are completely pussy-whipped.â
âWhat happened to us?â
âYouâre in love with them, you donât love me anymore.â
âHmm, quite the predicament youâre in.â
âWell let me tell you something, people donât change overnight. You and I are two of a kind. At least I have the guts to admit it.â
âNot only will you ruin your reputation, youâll destroy theirs.â
âI know how to alleviate menstrual cramps, thank you very much.â
âItâs not like you have a husband - unless youâre married to Jesus.â
âItâs not you, itâs meâŠIâm completely fucked up.â
âI thought I was in love with you, but it was just a lie.â
âI just wanted to see what you were like in bed.â
âI wanted it to work, but unfortunately I feel nothing.â
âYouâre such a coward! Look at yourself!â
âDonât touch me! Donât touch me! Donât fucking touch me!â
âI canât stand that holier-than-thou bullshit, and yet, Iâm completely infatuated.â
âItâs okay. You can laugh. I promise not to tell anyone.â
âOkay, letâs try it again only this time Iâm gonna stick my tongue in your mouth, and when I do that I want you to massage my tongue with yours. And thatâs what first base is.â
âThey took down my pants and started writing the alphabet with their tongue.â
âIâve been very well-informed of your reputation.â
âYou promise people the world in order to get them into bed with you.â
âRelationships seem too distracting. Iâd rather concentrate on my studies.â
âGet your ass on the bed and prepare for the fuck of your life!â
âHow can someone so charming be so manipulative?âÂ
I did another thing and I promise this is the last one. @xmagissa
âI chose you because I never knew someone like me who walked among entities of darkness still longs to bask in your fingers of lightâ ; independent hades role play blog. please read all rules and about hades before interacting.Â
cssassin:
her soft laughter immediately echoed in the room , and then kida started realizing that he did look a little dark. after all , it seemed like he was the only one around. the blonde thought that she might as well take  âthreatening the lord of the underworldâ off of her bucketlist. â the nameâs kida and i have no idea who sent me here. what i donât understand is why would someone send me here ??  â she asked out of genuine curiosity.  â maybe i won some kind of package deal ?? you know , meet hades & get a grand tour of the underworld type of thing.  â
His eyes narrowed in thought. Only a god or titan could have sent her here. And for a moment he wondered if Hermes had done it as a joke. Her obvious confusion wasnât much help in trying to figure it all out. And he didnât appreciate her jokes. Hades rolled his eyes, standing up from his throne and making his way to the bar cart that hadnât been sitting against the way a few moments ago and only sat there now since he was in need. âHave you pissed anyone off lately?â he asked as he poured and sipped. âThough I worry itâs a long list, given your pleasant demeanor.âÂ
[ @touploutou ]
inviciousx:
Hadeâs laughter resounded like the electric snap and deep rumble of a thunderstorm overhead. It felt vaguely threatening, but spoke to a power that was forthcoming. Caroline stepped back without noticing and ran her thumb over the stone in her hand. Her left arm flickered in and out of view, and she jumped, not expecting the jolt of energy that ran through her fingertips. But then, magic had never been her strongest suit. That was weaponry. Or fists.Â
As the God approached, she could feel the air around her sink and stretch, like she was entering a black hole. Caroline inhaled sharply, forcing her mind to the task of responding.Â
âStories? Well⊠I clearly havenât heard Icarus.â She wanted to laugh, break the tension, but her thoughts were starting to feel like over-heated ions, pinging at ridiculous speeds. The lack of fire and brimstone in his voice, at her discovery, was perhaps more frightening than anything. She was just waiting for the other shoe to drop and end her. âYâknow⊠if you could just get to the smiting or else let me get out of your hair⊠We can just chat when Iâm supposed to be back here⊠like, a couple days?âÂ
She was very curious--talking a lot, making jokes when she was very obviously nervous. Most people groveled to him, begged not to be taken, tried to bribe him or make offers as if he wasnât the wealthiest being in the world. Hades narrowed his eyes slightly. âYou talk a lot,â he mused, turning his back to her and taking a few steps back toward his throne. âIâm not going to kill you, if you think thatâs what may happen.â He wasnât sure what kind of assurance that was to her. There were things much worse than death.Â
âWho were you trying to visit?â he wondered before turning back to her. âA loved one, I assume? An old lover? Parents perhaps? Or a sibling?â Those were the most common that mortals tried to come for. Though heâd only had a few in the last thousand years.Â
megaraa:
  â  mm . . .  must've  lost  my  appetite. â   thereâs  a  PASSIVE  sense  of  frustration  built  between  each  &  every  breath  of  megaraâs  words.  â  as  sweet  as  your  worry  towards  my  health  &  overall  well - being  is, â  sheâll  pause  the  beginning  of  her  satirical  remark,  giving  herself  a  breath. â  iâm  afraid  i  might  already  be  on  the  brink  of  wasting  away  to  nothing,  wouldnât  you  say ?? â Â
Hades rolled his eyes. He wasnât for playing games--at least not when he didnât feel like it. Her snide remarks werenât welcome today. Her comment about wasting away to nothing caused him to frown more. Had he not treated her well all this time together? She did a few measly tasks for him and he provided a place to live, food to eat, let her roam Earth as long as she returned to do his bidding. And yet she was wasting away? âI could make that happen faster,â he threatened in a calm tone--his voice like silk as he let the words roll off his tongue. âIf thatâs what youâd like.âÂ
sicilianrcse:
THAT WAS A TOUGH ONE, Malena didnât know that she was going to be put on the spot. She shrugged little, red lips slightly opening to speak. âMaybe a Lucas, LorenzoâŠOr a Rodrigo.â She answered him, eyes squinting a little, thinking of more possibilities. âMen typically do. And unfortunately, women have been blinded by said words all the time. But how could I trust you? Give me one reason why?â
He chuckled at her responses, his lips curling up into a small smile. âLorenzo...â he mused the name for a moment, letting each syllable roll off his tongue. âI like that one. I may have to use that as an alias.â If only she knew it wasnât a joke. He paused for a second, thinking over her question before finally holding up his hands in surrender. âI canât give you a reason why you should trust me. Weâve just met. I canât prove to you that I donât lie. So any trust you put in me would have to be one hundred percent blind faith.âÂ
Persephone: How can someone say Hades is evil?? they're the most precious soft little soul
Hades:(Sending someone to tartarus)YEAH,I'M ADORABLE