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other video game companies can fuck up but no video game company can fuck up as bad as konami. imagine being known as the company that fired their most valuable asset and cancelled one of the most anticipated horror games of all time….. think about that when other game companies fuck up. honestly think about that when YOU fuck up. at least u didn’t cancel silent hills. you can’t be all that bad
Could you imagine not loving your own child this much?
look at the mortal terror on that baby’s face
Imagine being so white you name your child Kviiilyn
I know a “Knide” pronounced Kennedy
I read that as Knide like ‘knife’ and I’m still convinced that’s how you pronounce it
Damn bitch
dog smells her owner’s scent in the house after being away for 7 months and sniffs her out!
Drunk Beyoncé is art.
it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”
even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?” “Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.” “Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?” “I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”
“ezra miller is going to be the first lgbt+ person to play a superhero!!”
i mean yes he’s going to be the first to get a solo movie but
oh, and:
all im getting from this post are that the x-men are really gay
Dumb customers (Sarah Schauer)
THIS IS IT THIS IS WORKING FOOD SERVICE
dog with a gun
this dog’s back and he’s got a gun
the dog’s here and hes carrying a gun
this dog’s one that has a gun
folks this dog;s got a god damn gun
heres a dog who has a gun. here he is
dog has a gun
a dog who’s got a gun
theres no beatin round the bush about this one folks. this dog has a gun
if theres any dog thats got a gun its definitely this one
god damn dog gun
you gotta admit: this dog’s got a gun
theres a dog and its got a gun.. its this one folks
what kind of dog is this one? one thats got a gun
a dog’s got a gun, it’s this dog
this is a dog-got-gun world people. this dog’s got one, a gun
one dog’s got a gun here and it’s pretty much this dog folks
theres a dog right there, hes got a gun
sometimes dogs just have guns, this dog is one that has a gun
i hear there;s a dog somewhere whos got a gun.. It’s this dog
a dog has a gun
with a great dog comes a great gun
not every dog has a gun but this one does
where’s the dog with a gun?? Oh he’s here. he has a gun
i love my boyfriend
this dog might have a gun. Oh who am i kidding. this dog definitely has a gun
he was a dog. she was a gun. Could i make it any more obvious
Oh mother, tell your children Not to do what I have done Spend your lives in sin and misery In the House of Dog with a Gun
bet you werent expecting this dog to have a gun, but he does
dog: *has a gun*
(to the tune of The Boys Are Back In Town) the dog has got a gun, the dog has got a gun
one dog one gun
When I’m at Sephora with my boyfriend
This is the best joke Disney has ever made.
I am screaming very loudly DIOS MIO