rougish dyke style

message to all bitches: please survive callie / 32 / lesbian / writer stanning problematic milfs since 2012. there's a worldwide shortage of silly girls so here i am.

[araneaserket]

that's right, commissions are open! check out my site for more information, and when you're ready, hit up my ko-fi! thanks so much!

[retroactivebakeries]

the siege warfare princess wants to come over to your house and play ^_^

[retroactivebakeries]

[stupidestasshole]

my plug used to be bart simpson but he grew up so now my plug is homer simpson

[beesmygod]

HARMFUL GAY STEREOTYPES EMBODIED BY MOHG

lives in sewer

kidnaps children actually he was cleared of this one

blood magic

[araneaserket]

stress has taken a weird form. im watching the simpsons nonstop

[araneaserket]

rec an episode idk

[araneaserket]

stress has taken a weird form. im watching the simpsons nonstop

[bobodenkirkisgay]

[wizardjpeg]

mostly i do god knows what

[boycritter]

just finished learning how strong i can be if i have to!! i hope the next thing i learn is something fun and awesome 😁😁😁

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[recovering-vamp]

[shithowdy]

from a certain standpoint birdwatching is a sort of gacha

[shithowdy]

-reliant on RNG random encounters

-instills a deep sense of fomo

-seasonally-cycled releases

-becomes increasingly financially prohibitive the more you want to expand your list and/or document your encounters

-achieved goals sound meaningless to those not in the hobby

[shithowdy]

never give up!

[afterglowsz]

“If I went missing, would anyone notice I was gone?” Dr. Addison Montgomery.

[shabbytigers]

was anyone going to tell me about shotput bod

[boy-yuri]

i looked up women’s shotput because i was curious and. oh my god

[toskarin]

imagine seinfeld but if jerry had.... an inquisitive mind..

[toskarin]

I just meant if jerry wanted more information but I can see how you might have understood this as me proposing a bicurious seinfeld

[porcelain-siscon]

Not that there's anything wrong with that

[toskarin]

not that there's anything wrong with that

[dumgumgum]

queen peons

[bob-belcher]