rougish dyke style

message to all bitches: please survive callie / 32 / lesbian / writer stanning problematic milfs since 2012. there's a worldwide shortage of silly girls so here i am.

[araneaserket]

that's right, commissions are open! check out my site for more information, and when you're ready, hit up my ko-fi! thanks so much!

[targetedknowledge]

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[poguesfan1953]

Life gets better never give up hope

[poguesfan1953]

No its not i found it firstand you cant have it Finders keepers and besides Idont have anything at all in this world anymore so maybe you could just let me have this

[kushblazer666]

[nitrobishop]

[sufjansjoy]

mm you’re being such an okay boy for daddy. could be better could be worse. you will receive neither reward nor punishment for your forgettable behavior. that’s my okay boy, keep doing whatever …

[hugdog]

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO BE SAD ABOUT?

[medievaljournalist]

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

[furryprovocateur]

how it feels to be 32

[shalpilot]

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

[belzrgr]

/water

[shalpilot]

oh…. why thank you!!

[toskarin]

your 20s are about elves, your 30s are about continued meditations on the elf

[toskarin]

once you hit your 40s it's time to find an elf

[slorty]

Fuck I hate elves god damm it

[toskarin]

you've got 2 years left of that but then you have to make some changes

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[eroscestlavie]

This just pissed me off so baaaad 😂

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[baradragon]

notice how everyones 30 now

[copepods]

apprentice(s)

[frawgs]

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

[frawgs]

expired .

[morganicapples]