Never Change Baby

31. Dead/Mom

[nodierection63]

This workout map is a beginner friendly guide to helping you put an end to the excuses like "I don't have enough time," "I don't know what to do," and/or "I'm lazy and already out of shape so why bother doing anything," This is not medically, ethically, or officially researched or endorsed as a proper fitness routine. This is just what I personally do so that I can say "I did something,". If this is also your goal and you enjoy and use this template "program" I slapped together (built on my knowledge cultivated in my 9 PE teacher ED credits and what I find fun/works for me)please donate what you can ($1-$5) to my personal Venmo (Erika-Rodriguez-62). I am currently enrolled in CU Denver's MA Teaching (Elementary K-6) and Pueblo CC Library Tech AAS program. I work as a guest teacher and looking to apply for fall internships but if I can earn some passive income by using the Canva membership I pay for and this thing that I took the time to make for myself (I am not a Canva creator, or a creator in general so I don't know how stuff like this works) then that would make my next few semesters of needing to be minimally employed a little less stressful. And with a lot of student debt to pay off already I can't really afford to be just a sub/para for much longer. None of the creators of the videos know that their video is on this page. Shoutout to them and the help they have given me, but I am not affiliated with, nor do I get any benefit from sharing links to (not promoting) their videos/channels or practices/routines. I don't design Canva templates I just pay to utilize them. I modified previous calendar templates on Canva that I appreciate their sharing and creativity, but I am not promoting or affiliated with the creator.

[nodierection63]

actually, when your mom dies, you're allowed to make everything about your dead mom dying because your dead mom died and now, she is dead and she will be dead for the rest of the time that you are not dead and your mom died she is dead.

[nodierection63]

is it like the law that once you step into higher education you have to be a douche noodle? you have to be passive aggressive and try to put on your best intellectuals so everyone will tell you how smaritical you are? Even when you are wrong you never admit it, it's just that you were uninformed or had previous misconceptions (so "wrong" but you don't want take the ego hit). And god forbid someone misunderstand you or misinterpret what was said because then you would have to restate yourself when obviously your superior intelligence means that everyone around you is stupid and you are so smart and your words so eloquent that you have to dumb yourself down so the pea brains you are talking to can understand you.

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[ohmovie]

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 (2012) dir. Bill Condon

[bridgethehook]

⋆˖⁺‧₊☽ 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 (2008) ☾₊‧⁺˖⋆

[gray-w1nd]

it’s called a northern man sees a twink for the first time

[elexecution]

if i was born 500 years ago i would have been speculating that the two dudes who went to get firewood together were fucking

[neaborealis]

chat, how long do y’all think 500 years is. Romeo and Juliet was written in the 1500s. 500 years is not the Stone Age.

[elexecution]

why do u think people stopped collecting firewood after caveman times

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Many such cases

[anarchetypalarchive]

i was talking to my cousin yesterday and he was talking about an accidental mistake he was dealing with, and proceeded to describe it as, “i picked a whole fuckin’ bouquet of whoopsie-daisies” and tbh i’m still thinking about it

[ariana-grande]

atp i think black people should be allowed to kill when they see aave being appropriated cos wdym you as a non-black person are gonna co-opt the language they're judged for speaking

[newporters]

white people love to jump on a post critiquing white supremacy and being like "as a white person [rehash of how white supremacy is bad]" can you just reblog the post and go. can you just be quiet or make your own post if you absolutely must

[transbutchsupreme]

I know exactly who needs to hear this but you need to talk to black people offline. You need to talk to black people who are nothing like you AND! You need to purposefully expose yourself to minorities you disagree with, not as the best of friends but so you can handle the fact that they exist and that its still not your fucking right to try to control them.

[anglaised]

this meme template but its just talking about racism with other people of color vs talking about racism with white people that insist they know the topic better than you while failing to grasp basic words / topics

[usersitcom]

PARKS AND RECREATION #2.19 | “Park Safety”

[imp]

that's a new low honestly to log back onto tumblr after all that time. kill yourself

[nodierection63]

I tried…

[redcloverz]

Glee was the best show ever made and I’m tired of acting like those covers didn’t eat everytime

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