Burn The Witches

Your favorite wannabe goth

[chopsaws-deactivated344321]

the only rich people i accept is the Addams family

[s0rdide-sentimental]

[siouxsieandthe80s]

[theeunborn]

🦇Happy Halloween! 🎃

[skayte]

[babiepetals]

pizza and flowers makes for a really good day 🌞☁

[hesawpagethreecollin-blog1]

Dan and Phil singing ‘Toxic’ drunk

[dannihowlter]

I will never not reblog this

[nsfwforphan]

i wonder what they did after they left, drunk

[phanundercover]

I reblog this every time it’s on my dash. If for nothing else but phil lesters hip swaying.

[shelbyiero-blog]

!!!

[bunney]

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

[blonded004]

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

[imericschneider]

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

[stevetomjohn]

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

[characterlimit]

[proletarianprincess]

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

[carpegin]

“47 month old”

[dragongirltitties]

this is my four year old rayman origins

[jennytrout]

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

[rustydanger]

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

[amari-skies-deactivated20190610]

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

[mudskipmcqueen]

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

[suicunesrider]

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

[allmenarerapists]

Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:

Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)

All real

[the-epitome-of-sophistication-d]

This shit is hilarious

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

@kaiiwooo

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

I can’t

[onlyblackgirl]

47 month old.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

[i-sucked-dick-on-accident-deact]

this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names 

[xoverlyxclusivex]

47 month old.

[crimeshetyped]

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

[mesaymeep]

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

[bird-mom]

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

[yourlocalsadbean-deactivated201]

47 month old

[nugret]

47 month old

[cleothegoldfish]

I’m dead at 47 month old. But don’t forget that actor who named his child Pilot Inspektor. 

[choclit98]

Right up there with the other one that named her kid Audio Science.

[bikonciousnessa]

white ppl are wild

[pinkcookiedimples-deactivated20]

And people got the NERVE to talk about Black people’s names

[vacationadventuresociety]

Zero Zero / Television All The Time original photo

[peachua-deactivated20170725]

DONT 👏🏾LISTEN 👏🏾TO 👏🏾THE 👏🏾KILLERS 👏🏾UNLESS 👏🏾U 👏🏾FALLIN 👏🏾ASLEEP 👏🏾WHILE 👏🏾SHES 👏🏾CALLIN 👋🏾A 👏🏾CAB 👏🏾AND 👏🏾HES 👏🏾HAVIN 👏🏾A 👏🏾SMOKE 👏🏾AND 👏🏾SHES 👏🏾TAKIN 👏🏾A 👏🏾DRAG

[sleepinginatincan]

A very athletic Phil and a very tired Dan  ¯\(◡‿◡✿) /¯

[noextrovertsallowed]

Tell me anxiety is cute and I'll tell you how adorable I find your now bleeding nose and black eye.

[toocooltobehipster]

“gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage”

[itmakesyousorry]

WHY DOES IT HAVE HANDS

[noextrovertsallowed]

Those god damn horse men are at it again, stealing my women

[hobbithair]

holy shit

[noextrovertsallowed]

Oh

[trylerjoseph]

blessed 

[noextrovertsallowed]

Woosh woosh goes the leg hair

[mvslim]

These Indian Muslim schoolgirls, all aged between 10 and 16 years old, are performing Vovinam, a Vietnamese martial art, at the Saint Maaz High School in Hyderabad. Encouraged by their parents and school officials, they are learning the art of self defense on a weekly basis.

[rosebleue-deactivated20251002]

a tiny girl punching a table which is also on fire is on my dash today 

[noextrovertsallowed]

This is fucking rad

[starlighthowell]

Hair & Brimstone details + colour porn