You're all filthy sinners

An escape from reality

[danandphilplay]

how many michaels in the chat - are you named michael? are you a mycologist?

yes i am named michael

yes i am named michael AND i am also a mycologist

not named michael but i am a mycologist

neither a michael nor a mycologist

Voting ended onApr 18, 2025

i am neither but since dan asked lets see if anyone is

also name can be nickname, legal name, first/middle/surname, chosen name it doesn’t matter, if you go by it then it counts. if your name is similar/has a spelling variation or michael is the anglicised ver then that can count too

mycologist can also just be an interest/hobby not necessarily working/studying

[sisterdaniells]

morningggg 💓

[reunitedinterlude]

countdown to phil’s 38th bday - a year in review [30/30]

amazingphil youtube recap (happy birthday 💙)

[ahappyphjl]

2012 & 2023 / insp.

[phannieconfession]

I find it so funny that some people think Phil is some type of dom daddy in the year 2024 😭😭 Like be serious

maybe he is a lady in the street and a dom daddy in the sheets

[fandomandmore]

Okay. I need to know...

Is anyone in their 30s going solo to Dan and Phil's tour...

Because...

Reasons...

[phanundercover]

Um yes hello. *peeks out* I will be. Because lord help me if I’ll find anyone my age in texas going.

[phanundercover]

So I’m like genuinely panicking because I will be going to tit alone for the first time. And it’s smack dab in the middle of questionable tx territory? Help?

[phanundercover]

Okay I’m not on the level of phan trash I was in 2014 but shut. The. Fuck. Up. You can’t tell me this isn’t the return of jealous fan face. This exact face.

[simplydnp]

wait speaking of not being able to make out what they’re saying, can somebody tell me what dan says after he sits down and says he’s going to eat a peach (can’t get a time stamp atm sorry). i hear ’joke’ maybe but not much else???

anon i first read this as 'wait speaking of not being able to make out' and i tried to rack my brain to see when i talked about it today 💀

uhm. anyway.

you've forced me to stumble upon something i Didn't need to read and now i must inflict my knowledge upon all of you.

this is what the captions (shoutout to the caption crew!!) said:

an excellent place to start, but not solving our mystery. so i made the unfortunate choice to google 'armie hammer peach' (some of you know where this is going).

the, uh, 'indistinct' is dan saying 'call me by your name'. i haven't seen this movie. so imagine my surprise when dan's making jokes about eating cum-filled peaches.

we should know less about each other.

[phillesterlover]

I’m sorry but if I looked up and saw Phil Lester looking at me like this I’d fold so fast the video would be over

[cosmeretrek]

Above image is a pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.

[pseudophan]

oh..

[phanundercover]

I’m sobbing the fact that he looks at him in the same way like Phil’s his whole ass home 15 year fucking later.

[lesbianphan]

anyone up and wanting to cry about Dan Howell and how much he's changed over the years or is that just me

[blossoms-phan]

can someone make an edit of sister daniel to that “i’ve been a nasty girl” song with father lester popping in during the “is somebody gonna match my freak” part

[phanundercover]

[basementpotato]

i referred to dan as just "one of my youtubers" and my best friend was like "its so funny when you call them that, as if dan and phil arent two of the most popular youtubers ever" like SORRY im just covering my bases you either know exactly who dnp are or you have no fucking idea what im talking about

[phanundercover]

I almost feel like it’s a matter of perspective as well. Like objectively are Dan and Phil popular. Yes. Ofc. But if you’ve watched these two twinks since back when Dan was high key insecure or Phil answered all of his comments and accepted mail it’s different. It’s almost like their parasocial siblings at this point.

[broadwaycantdie]

i was in a zoom meeting with my boss and i had to open instagram for it ON CAMERA and the first thing i see is blonde phil and i had to use all of my energy (that was already limited from waking up early) to not make any reaction because i didn’t want to have to explain to a woman twice my age that i was freaking out over a grown man i’ve been watching on youtube for almost half my life dying his hair blonde and just casually posting about it

[phanundercover]

Phil’s hair is blonde and honestly big flex but was no one gonna tell me he choose violence with that crop top.