GUARDIAN.

TALKING TO THE MOON.

[noguardian]

        jack  frost  from  dreamworks’  2012  film  rise  of  the  guardians.    independent,  headcanon - based,  canon - compliant.    established  november  2022.    heavily  affiliated  with  @heliosguardian​​.    written  by  sans.

[noguardian]

i think my simself dying of starvation in his college dorm was a sign

[noguardian]

i am dreading going back to campus today. the dread and anxiety it makes me feel is a clear sign i need to drop out of school.

[rpmusings-galore]

You’re on your own, kid…

    You always have been.

[noguardian]

me: makes myself in sims 4 and puts myself in college my sim: fucking dies of starvation me: quits the game

[noguardian]

        ❝ in  my  defense,  i  was  left  unattended. ❞

[noguardian]

i feel like this meme is meridacore

[noguardian]

thinking about this 10 year old ornament i have :)

[flipphonegoth]

its my god given bisexual right to be dramatic

[997]

[noguardian]

‘sims 4 is free to play forever’

i paid $60 for this game back in 2015 i want my money back ea

[noguardian]

jack, zooming in on a broken taco bell window: somebody was not having a baja blast

hiccup: stop

[noguardian]

TOOTH.

“No, no. There should be no ‘but’ in that sentence!”

        ❝ i  will  remove  the  ‘but’  when  or  if  something  happens  to  my  teeth. ❞

[dicapriosleonardo]

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.

[noguardian]

        HE’S  CONTEMPLATING  WHETHER  OR  NOT  IT’S  ACCEPTABLE  TO  BURY  OHIO  IN  SNOW.

[noguardian]

       ❝ i’m  not  nipping  at  anyone’s  nose.    do  you  seriously  think  i’m  just  gonna  come  up  to  you  and  bite  your  fucking  face ?? ❞

[romeoandjulietfan]

Romeo + Juliet (1996) Trivia: Leonardo DiCaprio’s version of Romeo’s speech at Juliet’s bier was so good it moved Claire Danes to tears, nearly ruining the scene. The moment the director yelled “cut!,” Danes smacked DiCaprio on the arm and said, “Don’t make me cry. I’m supposed to be comatose, here!”