we need an ATWQ adaptation stat. kids these days are watching too much brainrot and not enough people getting eaten alive by genetically engineered eldritch abominations
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we need an ATWQ adaptation stat. kids these days are watching too much brainrot and not enough people getting eaten alive by genetically engineered eldritch abominations
- Have you seen the sixth most important financial advisor's sugar bowl? - No? - Hmm, it's not very 'In' to lose such a fashionable vessel for disaccharides is it? - Poor EsmĂŠ.
Is this anything?
Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP
Happy 55th Birthday, El! (June 7, 1971)
heeeey guys I'm having a Discussion⢠with some people and I need you guys to settle something for us.
Okay, so there's this book series. Let's call the main character Protagonist Lastname. Now, Protagonist Lastname's parents do not ever appear on page and are very rarely discussed. We are given these specific facts:
Protagonist Lastname had both a mother and a father.
Protagonist Lastname's father is named Jacob Lastname.
On the official Lastname Family Tree (aka the main family line), only one parent is labelled for Protagonist Lastname and their siblings. This parent is labelled with the initial "E." Due to context from the tree they are the one who was born with the Lastname surname.
Bearing this in mind, what is the logical assumption?
"E" is the name of Protagonist's Mother, Jacob may have taken her surname
Jacob must be a nickname/middle name and his legal name starts with "E"
In my opinion, the firefighting side of VFD's biggest flaw, at least by the time the Baudelaire orphans encountered them, isn't that they're too morally grey in their actions, but that they don't act enough. Sure, in the Sugar Bowl Gen's youth, they were committing all sorts of shady acts, either of their own volition or on the orders of their higher-upsâ stealing tea sets, assassinating minor royalty with poison darts, etc. etc. But a few decades later, the old generation had mostly disappeared, and the remaining members of the firefighters were probably so traumatised by the things they did and the things that were done to them, that they decided the best course of action was not to do anything at all.
Instead, like the open eye of their insignia, they watch. They observe, and they collect information, which is fed back into Dewey's sub-library, in the hope of one day, eventually, bringing their enemies to justice. In that way, their organisation became more straightforwardly noble than it was in the pastâbut also significantly less effective. This weak, toothless version of the firefighters, unwilling to commit the morally dubious actions of their past, staunchly sticking to the moral high ground, is now no match for the firestarters, and is rapidly being destroyed.
They're no help to the Baudelaires, either. It's heavily implied that VFD were closely watching them since the very beginning of their series of unfortunate events, taking photos, writing reports. Surely, at some point, someone could have grabbed them by the ankles and rescued them.
And then, finally, the big day arrives, the day where all their enemies will be brought to justice. Despite being a secret organisation, operating outside the government, the Firefighters put all their hope into the justice system to solve their problems. And when the Baudelaires reveal the truth to them, that the evil of the world is at the very heart of justice itself, they refuse to take their blindfolds off. For once, the organisation with an eye as their insignia, that has done basically nothing but sit back and watch as everything goes wrong, refuses to see. They're just as useless as everyone else.
one aspect of Millennial nostalgia I seldom see anyone talk about is having learned certain words and phrases from a certain series of books books- through voracious fable devourment, if you will -and thus being totally unable to hear anyone say "inordinate" and be mentally normal about it, even a score of years later
"score" being a unit of measurement which here means "oh my god I'm 33 years old and I got Pavlov'd by the Lucky Smells Lumbermill"
Here is the Reptile room, I'll admit that I was actually scared for this one because I didn't know how I was going to execute it properly. But I think it turned out good.
Thinking about how lemony spent all of atwq wanting his sister and then when he finally sees her again, he has to act like he doesnât know who she is
And he does it too!!! VFD training overrides whatever want he may have had to go to his big sister. God itâs so fucked
And Kit!! We donât get her perspective so I donât know what she was thinking when she saw Lemony but I would assume she wouldâve wanted to go to him and yet
And like yeah ok maybe itâs a good bit of training to have that way potential enemies donât know who they could use against you but jeez theyâre children. They shouldnât be in that situation to begin with!!
before everything, klaus was just a boy falling asleep in his parents library :[
FRIENDSHIP WEEK: DAY 1 Favorite Friendship
Everything I said about you being a traitor and stuff... I was wrong. I'm sorry. Friends... friends don't lie. I'm sorry, too.
El Hopper & Lucas Sinclair Kara van de Graaf, Spitting Image
I realized that my vers of the apocalypse au takes place shortly after S4 which would make Holly around 7 yrs old.
Anyway more Mike and Holly doodles bc theyâre everything to me atm
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hhhhhhh holly wheeler
Stranger Things (2016 â) Season One, Chapter Four: The Body
stranger things meme â [4/7] characters @lgbtqcreatorsâ creator challenge | free choice
JANE âELâ HOPPER + D&D character sheet
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