No Guiding Star

23 - Aussie wayfarer - Storyteller - Child carer - Helping hand lender - Canine befriender. Do not be surprised if what must inevitably happen happens right now.

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amazon bring me….my child

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SON???????????

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He’s ok just wrinkly

[snagerdragon]

he was vacuum sealed

[everythingfox]

What type of Pokémon is this?

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

Citizens of Pawnee

[thelawnwrangler]

This is the absolute best post ever. The citizens of Pawnee are my heroes.

[catchymemes]

[apple-dandy]

[Video ID: A businessman is demonstrating cracking open a large nut by slamming his fist into it. The nut, having other ideas, breaks through the table instead upon being slammed, leaving a nut-sized hole. The businessman loses it.]

[unicornships]

protect these precious fuzzy cuddlies at all cost 

[annadelveys]

January the 3rd 1995, my daughter’s birthday. I remember.

[shaggyrogers]

The Lobster (2015) dir Yorgos Lanthimos

[whitmanic]

My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around

[whitmanic]

Okay I’m so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like. Really funny. I’m so sorry

[bigasspants]

wtf dogs lose their teeth. also who the fuck keeps baby teeth that’s horrific

[pottamux]

My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth.

[chambylin]

wait what. how many teeth do you have im so confused.

[pottamux]

I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause I’d had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk.

[whitmanic]

I’m sorry what you grew teeth like a shark? What?

[shadovvlurking]

When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored

[whitmanic]

Excuse me?

[kallypsowrites]

This post is like getting punched repeatidly, but from a different angle each time

[doctorwho]

55 years of time and space. 

By Carolyn Edwards. 

[ghostkamika-z-blog]

[last-2-laugh]

@sourpatchdino

[moon-covey]

one b99 gifset per episode | “The Tagger”

You just made yourself a very powerful enemy, Holt. I’m gonna be watching you, both of you, like a hawk.

[cyberscully]

[dekoi2501post]

[spectregoesboo]

[navigaero]

tumblr apparently got removed from the ios store “because of inappropriate content” don’t delete tumblr yall

This website really is on its deathbed

[titular-roll]

Yoooo it’s true

[alexander]

Oh my god….

[toastbutteregg]

SCREAMING

[rlaph-deactivated20140921]

[tillchicagowin]

Somebody @ both of them together and get this HBO boxing event popping

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[castlevanian]

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

[tabbran]

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

[themightyglamazon]

That was a wild goddamn ride

[wereralph]

god this was worth the read

[bestnatesmithever]

this is amazing.

[best-of-memes]