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{ I just spent the last like 2 hours trying to get into this blog after having an absolute BLAST reading through old rps. i loved heather and this blog so much. for old moots that are out there, my discord is castrumcruentus if you ever want to connect c:

miss this comm. what a ride. }

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“Oh chroist.”

Her head’s in her hands and she’s bother snickering and kind of horrified– she should’ve been there for him! Been there for everyone else!

“… I can’t even imagine. Oh ‘m god. Did he really almost win?! Tha’s fackin’ ridiculous! Tell me someone was the’h ta’ comfort him a’ somethin’–”

anarchistatbirth

“Ja!” He nodded, as if excited to be able to discuss the results with someone. As much as he hated to admit it, he enjoyed Eurovision a great deal and usually ends up rooting for his father’s entries rather passionately each year.

So needless to say, Chris watched the contest this year again and got as heated as ever over what happened.

“’is song had’uh crazy lead ‘til th’ public votes came int’ th’ picture! Then ‘e ended up gettin’ second while Ukraine snatched th’ win ‘way from ‘im.”

“’n don’ worry ‘bout that, smukke. M’far was with ‘im ‘v course - they probably ended up doin’ something cheesy ‘n mushy t’ make ‘im feel better or, what probably happened: went out ‘n drank ‘very bar they could find dry.

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Heather never really understood the Eurovision thing, but she blames that on her country- or rather brother’s country not participating until recently. It seemed like a whole lot of screaming over boppy pop music, but seeing Chris so excited softens her opinion on it, at least a little.

“Ukraine really beat ‘m out ‘f it?! Poor thin’ must’ve been in pieces at home. ;;”

She makes a mental note to send him a get well card.

“Awww goodness gracious, I gotta give ‘m a call! ... I really don’ unda’stand tha’ whole Euravision hype- How does ‘t even happen? Aussie’s only been doin’ it fa’ a few yea’hs a’ so sa’ I don’t really know wha’ tha’ votin’ thin’ means or anythin’... D’ya get into it like they do?”

Grins!!

#(( ohhhh heather wont let him punch you chris #not hard anyway c;#and that is very fair omg it is a busy time of year!! ive been about the same #lots of working. but its good to be back for a little! )#anarchistatbirth

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“Euravision tore up this whole fackin country–”

She’s unimpressed. They’re not even European why was Australia in it.

“Did Jett cry? I bet he cried.”

anarchistatbirth

“He actually ‘lmost won fer’uh hot minute, so I guess I can see why he’d shed some tears ‘bout ‘t. …But—”

“Yer brother was’uh sobbin’ mess, kære. “

noicebuns

“Oh chroist.”

Her head’s in her hands and she’s bother snickering and kind of horrified-- she should’ve been there for him! Been there for everyone else!

“... I can’t even imagine. Oh ‘m god. Did he really almost win?! Tha’s fackin’ ridiculous! Tell me someone was the’h ta’ comfort him a’ somethin’--”

#(( confirmed ok jett hears everything #EVERYTHInG!#and heeey friend! how are ya? ))#anarchistatbirth

“Euravision tore up this whole fackin country--”

She’s unimpressed. They’re not even European why was Australia in it.

“Did Jett cry? I bet he cried.”

#(( yes hi hello )#(( i missed eurovision IM SORRY ))

“Aaaand…”

Low humming.

“A happy bi’thday ta’ me. Good on ya’ miss Heatha’.”

#( happy birthday baby girl )#( she old )

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I’m constantly surprised by the fact that other countries don’t have nicknames for absolutely everything: Arvo, Maccas, ute, brissy, chockas, barbie, avos, bikkies, bottle-o, bundy, cab sav, chockie, brekkie, compo, metho, sanga, snag, spag bol, ciggie, footy, garbo, goon, kindie, pash, polly, pokies, rego, servo, sickie, smoko, stubby, tinny, trackies, vee-dub, veggo, u-ey…