idk dude I'm just here

side blog where I talk about my dnd setting @cyrus-dnd-setting

[dogpuppy]

[captain-price-returns]

[bitchfitch]

Can I like, be honest about something that has haunted me since I was a teenager?

Y'all know Markiplier? The YouTuber/ guy who's fucking Ryan gosling in that one movie

When I was still in school Markiplier was the Guy™ the one the girls in my grade who didn't want to be like the Other Girls™ would say they had a crush on as like, a compulsory heterosexuaity thing. ok.

And like. Intellectually I get it. but my my brain has filed him away in the same category of like, creature as like, horses so I just Can Not with seeing him sexualized. it feels gross in a weird way

They are both tall, muscley, long haired and objectively good to look at. But utterly sexless due to being a horses and thus not something that is sexy to my human brain.

and I don't know why this has happened.

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[sonicxshadowgenerations]

[ilexvici]

Michael Jackson takes over the Enterprise

[moldwood]

salmon fancam

[ouroborosorder]

”all language is approximation” believers when my autistic ass finally weaves together the exact right linguistic phrase that conveys pure information and shatters qualia as we know it

[captain-price-returns]

A real page on the White House website

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

The American century of humiliation is goin great 👍

[virtualgirladvance]

every time I think of putting political commentary in my art america just pumps out a new all time low shot and i have to wonder if ill ever keep up

[miskhos]

tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

[paperandpencilsandskips]

This is fucking killing me. Like what

[aflo]

Lend your power to me, lion...

[superhell]

i just don't think 16 minutes is going to cover it

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[ultrafacts]

[devilishdescent]

nngh... why do my pronouns hurt?

because youve never used them before.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[dizzypplbecomeblurry]

i go on instagram reels to observe the strange rituals