Local Goth Penguin

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(( i miss this account tails, i miss it a lot))

((ill be back)

[invisible-b0nes]

Drew this silly as a reference to this

[Plus this]

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"Sorry random tumblr anon that mission is NOT going anywhere."

[ask-herbert-p-bear]

Hey Hi Hello okay dumb question BUT....

Do you want to be tumblr mutuals?

-Noire @noire-transmissions

"Mutuals"? As in mutual friends? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's a good one!

Wait- don't tell me you're serious. Why on earth would I want to be mutual friends with an infernal agent such as yourself? Hmph. The day I befriend an elite penguin fool will be the day hell freezes over.

As the kids would say, FRIEND REQUEST DENIED.

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"Yeah no that's understandable."

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"Okay yeah no fuck it found out that bitch is active so I'm taking on the mission of.... ATTEMPTING to be Tumblr mutuals."

"If I die tell the Keeper of the Stage that I love them."

[toonirl]

"Well, I'm bored."

*Tappa tappa tapa tappa tappa tapp tapp tap*

"Heeheehehehehe."

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"Wait wait can you do that to me I wanna see how it looks."

[toonirl]

"Lol get hammer'd."

[toonirl]

"Well, I'm bored."

*Tappa tappa tapa tappa tappa tapp tapp tap*

"Heeheehehehehe."

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"Wait wait can you do that to me I wanna see how it looks."

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Youre meddling with forces you dont understand by saying that my friend!

"So you're saying if I keep this up I'm gonna end up mutuals with this islands biggest enemy who I JUST found out has a tumblr that's inactive?"

"It could be worse. Could be frozen again."

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ask-herbert-p-bear is a thing so uh. yep sure seems like he's here! hasn't posted in a bit but still

"...."

"Aaalllllright. Takin note of that"

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NEW MISSION: Become Tumblr Mutuals with Herbert

"What??? Really??? I dont even know if he HAS tumblr, or if he would WANT to be mutuals or whatever."

"It would be kind of funny though.."

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"Okay at this point who wants to bet that Herbert himself has a tumblr blog."

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does your phone let you #girlblog on tumblr?

"Fuck yeah it does. This phones got the WORKS."

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GAAASP. I LOVE YOUR OUTFIT. YOUR SKULL EARRINGS, YOUR MAKEUP, YOUR COOL SKELETON SHIRT AAAAAAAAA YOU HAVE AN AMAZING FASHION SENSE!!!! :D

"Awe hey what? You're so sweet, thank you!"

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Does your new phone have any new cool top secret features you can tell us about? 👀

"Hmmmm let's see...."

"We got a bit of a better GPS, a crab translator from last time... aaand-"

"Oh shit what does this do-"

[Classified Mode On]

"Oh fuck yeah neat."

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Got your phone fixed?

"Kinda??? After the whole 'Klutzy' thing, the phone finally died and they just... took off with it. I had to end up telling G the whole story after that."

"Not fun."

"Good news at least, he gave me one of the newer EPF phones to test out. Pretty sweet huh?"

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Hey Noire! Welcome back! How've you been??

"Nice, a warm welcome back haha."

"I'm surviving. Finally got a new phone due to that whole last scenario."

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"..."

"Heyyy,,,,,, long time no see tumblr. Im back."