Herbert's List of Very Important Rules
(Before asking anything on this blog, you MUST read the following rules. Asks that don't adhere to my guidelines will be ignored.)
1. Bigotry is NOT permitted on this page. I may be evil, but I'm not a monster. Any asks that feature racist, sexist, homophobic, ableist, or other prejudice behavior will earn you a block from my page.
2. NSFW/18+ asks are not allowed. The minion who operates this blog is a minor, and is made very uncomfortable with such questions.
3. Be paitent when waiting for your question to be answered. I'm a very busy genius, and thus your questions may not always be answered right away.
4. Roleplay asks / asks from your own characters are allowed, but please send them as you would send any ask. For example;
"Herbert, is it really true that you're a genius?
-Hubert P. Enguin"
5. Swearing IS permitted, but the use of slurs is not. This ties into my rule about bigotry. While the use of swearing is fine, I know many with sailor's tongues, using slurs as well as derogatory words such as "whore" or "slut" is not allowed.
6. This should go without saying, but I can and will be rude to you all. I make it very clear that I detest penguins, so do not witch hunt my minion if I respond to you in a way you don't appreciate.
7. You are welcome to send your fanart and other such things to me. I always appreciate it when my minions put their creativity to good use!
8. I do not answer any questions romantically, whether it be about self-shipping or shipping me with my friends and/or foes. It's understandable why some may feel this way about me, and I'm truly flattered, but I will always keep my answers strictly platonic.
9. Absolutely NO EPF agents are aloud on this blog, so scram!

















