what do you do when your three best friends are trying to steal your precious little sister and your new friend group suddenly starts asking about her, too? ask your brother suguru geto, heās living through it.
content: language, crude humor, crack fic, mentions of honkai star rail and dota
isagi is the kind of sorcerer professors constantly argue about in meetings because on paper heās ānot overwhelmingly powerful,ā but his ability to analyze cursed energy flow, battle patterns, and enemy weaknesses in real time is terrifying.Ā
when he first enrolls, heās grade 3, pretty average cursed energy output. nothing flashy. just a sharp brain and a technique that seems⦠situational.Ā
then people realize his cursed technique basically lets him map the battlefield like a living radar.Ā
imagine him standing still in the middle of a chaotic fight, eyes scanning everything while everyone else is panicking.Ā
and suddenly he goes: āthree seconds from now the curse will attack the left flank.āĀ
everyone thinks heās guessing.Ā
then it happens.Ā
his technique works by reading tiny fluctuations in cursed energy and predicting the next āoptimal pathā for the fight, almost like solving a constantly shifting puzzle. he calls it meta vision.Ā
so heās not physically the strongest, but heās the reason teams survive missions.Ā
higher-ups reluctantly bump him to grade 2 while still a student, which is rare, because his solo missions keep ending with impossible victories.Ā
curses absolutely hate fighting him because he always somehow knows exactly where theyāll appear next.Ā
like a curse will lunge at him and isagi just sidesteps like: āyouāre predictable. thank you, next!āĀ
meanwhile heās sweating internally because if he miscalculates once heās dead.Ā
the type of sorcerer who wins fights by thinking faster than the curse can move.Ā
itoshi rin ā special grade
rin is the sorcerer that makes other sorcerers genuinely uncomfortable.Ā
because his cursed energy feels wrong.Ā
itās dense, violent, suffocating.Ā
like a storm constantly building inside him.Ā
his cursed technique manifests as overwhelming cursed energy projection and destructive pressure, letting him create devastating attacks that flatten entire areas.Ā
but the scary part isnāt just power.Ā
itās his mentality.Ā
rin fights like he HATES THE WORLD.Ā
no hesitation.Ā
no mercy.Ā
curses donāt just get exorcised ā they get obliterated (hollow purple style).Ā
his attacks crack the ground.Ā
buildings collapse during his fights.Ā
even veteran sorcerers struggle to keep up with his raw output.Ā
when he was still a student, he SINGLE-HANDEDLY defeated a curse that was supposed to require MULTIPLE grade 1 sorcerers.Ā
and instead of celebrating, rin just asked: āwas that supposed to be difficult?āĀ
the jujutsu authorities had no choice but to classify him as special grade, even though he technically hates the system.Ā
rin doesnāt care about ranks.Ā
doesnāt care about praise.Ā
he just keeps getting stronger because he refuses to be weaker than anyone.Ā
especially sae.Ā
the tension between the brothers in the jujutsu world would be legendary.Ā
because one represents perfect control, and the other represents uncontrollable destruction.Ā
itoshi sae ā special grade
sae is the kind of sorcerer the higher-ups both admire and fear because he doesnāt just defeat curses ā he controls entire battlefields.Ā
his cursed technique revolves around vector control of cursed energy, meaning he can redirect, amplify, or change the direction of any energy moving within his range.Ā
attacks donāt land on him.Ā
they curve away.Ā
if someone launches cursed energy at him, he casually tilts his head and the attack bends midair like physics itself got edited.Ā
imagine a curse charging him full speed and suddenly its own momentum slams it into a wall behind it.Ā
the scariest part is that sae never wastes energy.Ā
where most special grades cause massive destruction, saeās fights look almost clean.Ā
precise.Ā
surgical.Ā
terrifyingly efficient.Ā
higher-ups describe it like this: āhe doesnāt overpower curses⦠he makes the battlefield betray them.āĀ
his domain expansion would probably be something absurd like total vector authority, where every movement inside the barrier obeys his calculations.Ā
meaning opponents literally cannot move the way they intend to.Ā
sae becoming special grade wasnāt because he destroyed a whole city (bro is NOT evil like sukuna dw).Ā
itās because analysts realized: if he wanted to⦠he could control the flow of every fight in the area.Ā
and that level of influence is what pushes him into special grade territory.Ā
nagi seishiro ā grade 1
nagi is the sorcerer that completely breaks the grading system because he doesnāt look like heās trying.Ā
he literally fell into the jujutsu world by accident.Ā
someone dragged him into a mission and suddenly heās casually exorcising curses like itās a video game tutorial.Ā
his cursed technique revolves around ānullifying motion.āĀ
basically he can manipulate cursed energy to halt momentum, absorb impact, or redirect attacks in ways that feel impossible.Ā
imagine a curse launching a massive attack and nagi just lazily raises a hand.Ā
the attack stops midair like it hit invisible glue.Ā
then he flicks it back.Ā
higher-ups watching him fight are like: ā⦠does he even understand what heās doing.āĀ
the answer is not really.Ā
he treats missions like chores.Ā
half the time heās yawning while fighting.Ā
the scary part is that heās a pure instinct fighter.Ā
he doesnāt strategize like isagi or train like rin.Ā
his body just naturally uses cursed energy in perfect ways.Ā
he gets promoted to grade 1 extremely quickly, which makes older sorcerers furious.Ā
meanwhile nagiās biggest complaint is: āmissions are such a hassleā¦ā (yep, itās giving yuki tsukumo).Ā
he once exorcised a powerful curse while sitting down.Ā
mikage reo ā semi-grade 1
reo is the sorcerer that the jujutsu higher-ups LOVE because heās basically the perfect, well-rounded prodigy.Ā
massive cursed energy reserves.Ā
elegant cursed technique.Ā
rich clan backing.Ā
perfect grades in training.Ā
the golden child.Ā
his cursed technique is terrifying because it lets him replicate techniques he witnesses, though not perfectly.Ā
he watches another sorcerer fight once and suddenly he can mimic the mechanics of their ability.Ā
not at 100% power⦠but enough to make fights unfair.Ā
the first time the faculty sees him casually recreate someone elseās barrier technique everyone is like: ā⦠that kid is a problem.āĀ
his fighting style becomes insanely versatile.Ā
ranged attacks.Ā
barriers.Ā
reinforcement.Ā
weapon techniques.Ā
he can do a little bit of everything, and he does it beautifully.Ā
the catch? copying stronger techniques burns through cursed energy insanely fast.Ā
but reo is rich-kid stubborn so heāll push himself anyway.Ā
heās recommended for grade 1 very early and currently sits at semi-grade 1 while completing the final evaluations.Ā
also imagine him showing up to missions in a pristine uniform while everyone else looks half-dead.Ā
curses hate him because heās adaptable in the most annoying way possible.Ā
bachira meguru ā grade 2
bachira is the type of sorcerer people canāt categorize properly because his cursed energy is weirdly playful.Ā
like most sorcerers have controlled output⦠but bachiraās cursed energy moves like it has its own personality.Ā
his technique revolves around manifesting a cursed āmonsterā made of his own energy that fights alongside him.Ā
itās not a separate shikigami exactly. itās more like a living extension of his instincts.Ā
when bachira fights, he moves unpredictably, twisting around attacks like heās dancing.Ā
the monster mirrors his movements, doubling his offense in ways that make enemies panic.Ā
curses trying to fight him get completely thrown off because his movements are so chaotic.Ā
heāll dodge something by bending backward like a contortionist and then pop back up smiling like: āawww, you almost got me!āĀ
people underestimate him because he seems goofy and unserious.Ā
then suddenly the monster crashes into the enemy like a truck and the curse is gone.Ā
he eventually reaches grade 1 because his combat instinct is insane. he thrives in chaotic environments where other sorcerers struggle.Ā
missions with him feel like fighting next to a hyperactive gremlin with supernatural reflexes.Ā
shidou ryusei ā grade 1, candidate for special grade
shidou is the type of sorcerer that the jujutsu authorities HATE supervising.Ā
because he lives for fighting.Ā
like genuinely.Ā
curses are basically entertainment to him.Ā
his cursed technique amplifies impact and explosive force, allowing him to deliver attacks that hit like meteor strikes.Ā
kicks.Ā
punches.Ā
even headbutts.Ā
everything detonates with cursed energy.Ā
the problem is that shidou has ZERO restraint.Ā
if you send him on a mission in a populated area, he will absolutely level half the block just because the fight got exciting.Ā
the higher-ups constantly debate whether to promote him to special grade because his destructive potential is massive.Ā
but they hesitate because controlling him is a nightmare.Ā
he laughs during fights.Ā
compliments strong curses.Ā
gets disappointed when enemies die too fast.Ā
imagine a grade 1 sorcerer yelling at him to calm down and shidou just grinning like: ānahhhh. iām having fun!!!āĀ
technically classified as grade 1, but everyone knows if he ever decides to push his limits fully he could easily cross into special grade territory.Ā
karasu tabito ā grade 1
karasu is a tactician sorcerer, and the higher-ups rely on him a lot during complicated missions.Ā
his cursed technique allows him to divide his cursed energy into multiple ācrow-likeā constructs that scout, attack, and relay information.Ā
the battlefield becomes his surveillance system.Ā
curses think theyāre hiding.Ā
meanwhile karasuās crows are literally watching from every angle (yes⦠i stole mei meiās cursed techniqueā¦).Ā
heās the type who stands at a distance analyzing everything before acting.Ā
extremely calculated.Ā
extremely efficient.Ā
and a little bit mean about it.Ā
if a teammate messes up, he absolutely finds out about it.Ā
imagine him watching someone charge a curse head-on and muttering: ādamn. that was hella stupid.āĀ
his strength comes from battle control.Ā
enemies suddenly get swarmed from every direction.Ā
blind spots disappear.Ā
escape routes get cut off.Ā
itās less flashy than other sorcerers, but ridiculously effective.Ā
because of his strategic mind and consistency he comfortably sits at grade 1, often leading coordinated missions.Ā
kaiser michael ā special grade
the jujutsu community HATES that kaiser exists.Ā
because heās the definition of a special grade anomaly.Ā
his cursed technique allows him to compress and fire cursed energy with such extreme density that his attacks become catastrophic beams of destructive force.Ā
basically imagine a sniper rifle made of cursed energy⦠but every shot could tear through buildings.Ā
his precision is unreal.Ā
long-range attacks that travel kilometers.Ā
attacks that pierce multiple targets.Ā
attacks that curve midair because he controls the energy trajectory perfectly.Ā
when kaiser fires a full-powered strike, it feels like the air itself splits.Ā
and the worst part?Ā
he enjoys showing off.Ā
imagine him standing on a rooftop during a mission while other sorcerers are sweating through a fight.Ā
he casually lines up a shot.Ā
flicks his wrist.Ā
the curse disappears in a massive blast.Ā
then he looks down like: āhow adorable. you were struggling with that?āĀ
his cursed energy output alone qualifies him as special grade, but itās the combination of power, accuracy, and terrifying confidence that makes him truly dangerous.Ā
he loves being the strongest person in the room.Ā
thrives on control.Ā
and absolutely refuses to lose to anyone.Ā
especially other prodigies like rin or sae.Ā
ness alexis ā semi-grade 1
ness is extremely talented with cursed energy manipulation, but specializes in support and precision techniques.Ā
his cursed technique revolves around energy amplification and redirection, allowing him to enhance other sorcerersā attacks.Ā
when fighting alongside someone strong, he becomes ridiculously dangerous.Ā
especially with kaiser.Ā
like think of ness channeling cursed energy into kaiserās attacks and suddenly the output multiplies like five times (like utahimeās technique).Ā
itās terrifying synergy.Ā
ness also excels at barriers, reinforcement, and precision blasts, making him a very versatile combatant.Ā
the downside?Ā
emotionally heās⦠unstable.Ā
his cursed energy fluctuates heavily depending on his mental state.Ā
when heās calm, he fights like a prodigy.Ā
when heās upset or obsessed, his cursed energy spikes unpredictably.Ā
which makes missions stressful for everyone involved.Ā
still, his raw skill earns him semi-grade 1, with recommendations for grade 1 once he stabilizes.Ā
though honestly most people think his power peaks when heās fighting next to kaiser.Ā
AllSagi is so funny to me because 1) it has SOME grounds in canon, 2) Sae literally calls Isagi the heart of blue lock, and 3) every single fic Iāve come across touches on it as if the author snorted the deepest bowels of crack and characterizes the characters so LEFT from canon that I end up loving them instead of hating them
I normally dont tolerate harem ships mostly because the characterizations annoy me but something about AllSagi is just so. Crack. Unserious. Batshit insane. That my tolerance levels just disappear.
Also lowkey because Iām a multishipper and the idea of all my ships coexisting is so funny considering I need VERY specific scenarios to play out for it to even make sense soā¦
IN CONNECTION, KaiSagi is a ship that I will consume grudgingly BUT I refuse to write seriously. Idk (i actually do and itās because I love Ness so much) why I hate Kaiser so much (not seriously) but I do and it makes me unable to create proper KaiSagi content without making it unrequited or have it end with RinSagi and Kaiser sitting there regretting everything.