[suprchnk]

well

[itsexclusive]

[dicapito2-deactivated20230424]

“Thoughts and prayers”

[triplemj]

“Don’t tread on me”

[sneergone-deactivated20200129]

[kaylahadlington]

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

[guccixcoochie]

[claviclez]

[trr3rr]

[thatfunkyopossum]

[ghostgloss]

concept

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne: what did you learn at school today, honey? :-)

my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?

me: drops my crystalline wineglass

[bloomflowersbloom]

[lesbiancloudtail]

me baking: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!!

me cleaning up: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck

[whitepeopletwitter]

[crystalssnacks-blog]

[thatisrad]

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

[girlsfrommars]

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

[dongoverlord]

do you ever wish you could unmeet someone…. like,, we had fun times,, but it’s time for me to wipe my memory Sorry Bud 

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

These are all from the same episode

[noisypussylips]

I’m bottom right

[strangeparker]

[weaux-deactivated20170327]

me getting my heart ripped out of my chest: okay first off, mood,

[paprika]

maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted 

[lofeel]

[tkyle]

[1617]

sometimes life puts you in the same situation again to see if you’re still a dumbass