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Common black hawk (juvenile) Corcovado National Park, Costa Rica by chimp82x

I’m wheezin’ here!….

Love this guy!

You know what’s wild? Remembering that children hear things for the first time without context and are literally like, “What?”

I just said “See you later, alligator” to a four-year-old and I think it was the first time they had ever heard that. They froze in their tracks, looked at me completely bewildered then replied, “See you later, chicken” and kept walking.

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All I want for my life right now is to be so financially stable and independent that I can easily afford travel and things that make me feel good, a lightflooded home, music, beautiful nature, friends, books, and love

zevveli

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

elsajeni

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

princessnijireiki

I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS”

siderealsandman

Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft

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Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. The Russo Brothers

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The Russos apparently had to explicitly say that Ant-Man will not be crawling up Thanos’s asshole and then expanding to Giant-Man size to explode him.

Unfortunately.

pattinsonsupremacy

GIVE HIM THE FULL SUIT, MORONS

ourladybinxthings

The words that launched 1000s smut filled stories.

thesaltofcarthage

Marvel’s probably worried that if he does get the full suit, he’s going to storm 1600 Penn Ave and pop Hair Furor right in the jaw.

They’re right. He’s going to. They should let him.

lilacblossom

green cottage aesthetic

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zoreta

This is an actual, legit problem in Russia.

Kronotsky Nature Reserve, like most nature reserves, is pretty remote and relies on gas generators for electricity, and keeps jet fuel around in case a rescue copter is needed.

Thing is, these gas drums are just out in the open. And then the bears found them, and discovered that huffing the fumes got them high to the point of passing out. So now there are all these bears addicted to huffing jet fuel, and they’re teaching it to each other.

One one hand, nobody wants bears addicted to huffing highly flammable, toxic crap. It’s not healthy or safe for the bears to just pass out.

On the other, remove the jet fuel… and you have a population of bears going through drug withdrawal, and a bunch of nature reserve workers stuck with them in the middle of nowhere. Additionally, bears have started seeking alternate sources, like trailing behind a helicopter in hopes of fuel leaks, so taking away their source might be… ill advised.

michaelpoe

This one of the most Russian things I’ve ever read.