Art by Poe

Michael Poe's shitty little tumblr account. He makes webcomics like Does Not Play Well With Others and Errant Story. Also Exploitation Now.

[scrappadoir]

kawanocy

[paininmyassachusetts]

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

[paininmyassachusetts]

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Stabbings: $45

Gunshots: $100

Poisonings: $200

Thanks you guys please share if you can!  ❤️❤️❤️

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

Commissions I will NOT take:

👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)

👎 Bystanders

👎 Other Hitmen

If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨

[jelloapocalypse]

hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??

PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!

[jelloapocalypse]

repeat after me:

MURDER 👏 THEFT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 WORSE 👏 CRIME 👏 THAN 👏 REGULAR  👏 MURDER  👏

[uncklerman]

Credits to the murderer

[catfromwonder]

Brother Baston

Clueless Scribbler

[pixel8or]

[renesassing]

exactly, you dumb bitch. 

[blackarachnya]

do you think whoever made the biohazard symbol was purposefully trying to create the coolest logo anyone would ever make 

[dreg-heap]

[scrappadoir]

Jasmin Darnell

[rendermax]

[holycheesecakefarts-deactivated]

[scrappadoir]

Ssaki Metel

[scrappadoir]

Ssaki Metel

[criticalsuccess]

playing dnd

me (the dm): you come up on a market thats bustling and swarming with all kinds of people

player: are there milfs

me:

[duke-of-derpington]

It really be like this

[uncle-beanbag]

Well?

[noblepeasant]

Yes, there are Milfs. They are all coincidentally attracted to the opposite gender of whatever your character is.

[uncle-beanbag]

Gender is dead

[noblepeasant]

They also find your character, personally, offensive to their eyes, and would sooner remove them from their skull than cast their gaze upon your visage for any length of time.

[uncle-beanbag]

If they remove their eyes they dom’t have to look at my character anymore

[noblepeasant]

This is the medieval era, they bleed out and die from the removal.

You are now surrounded by dead Milfs. The wails of their orphans will haunt you in your sleep forevermore

[uncle-beanbag]

Good thing my character is a necromancer

[silent-calling]

Erik that’s not what they meant by “raise a family”

[uncle-beanbag]

Ohhhhh

[delta-does-what-i-please]

Me: Any single dads?

[noblepeasant]

Well, there are now.

[sindri42]

encouraging teamwork was a mistake

[yermemeblog]

[whatacartouchebag]

Accurate as shit. Also, have this from an old vet nursing text book:

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Chihuahuas fear no one and resent God and man alike for letting them be so small. They are beings of pure hatred and unbridled rage.

[studiosaintclair]

Apollonia Saintclair 846 - 20190303 La ronde d'argent (Ascending Venus)

Order books & follow my uncensored works here: http://www.apolloniasaintclair.com

[catfromwonder]

Maxime Gainche

Digital Artist

[catfromwonder]

HooooN

[armoredwomen]

Photography: @manufakturwest

Model: @stjarna_silfur

Make Up: @trixibeck

Armor: mytholon