Eternally Unsatisfied

alyssa. 21. I bite. if you're into that.

[fanonical]

idk what’s funnier to me, pizza delivery wizards, or three owls trying to carry a stack of pizzas into gryffindor tower at 3am

[seraphsfire]

a concept: a bus, but horizontal

[seraphsfire]

i have to do all the work around here

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I don’t know why but I was picturing this:

[maooids]

He had to fight his way to the top

[officialscud]

hey yeah uh why on fucking EARTH does the hand sanitizer machine in this bathroom make the law and order sound

[confirmance]

me, in 4th grade: gifted classes! 12th grade reading level! smart child!

parents: omg lets raise our expectations forever

me, now: average intelligence compared to my classmates! incredibly anxious and emotional! in need of help!

parents: tsk tsk, ur better than this.

[love]

by Henn Kim

[newjerseydevil]

walkin through burlington vermont in a near blizzard with a belly full of whiskey looks a lil bit like this

[jenizupan]

[menta1-illness]

*quietly, from under 6 blankets* what the fuck

[official-daft-punk-deactivated2]

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

[itchiez-deactivated20221227]

every time i see this text post i forget the ending and every single time it decimates me

[best-of-imgur]

[wifeacrossthesea]

this will never not be funny

[aviself]

*gently headbutts u in the shoulder to show affection*

[lesbiugh]

*absentmindedly pats your entire face to acknowledge affection received*

[babyanimalgifs]

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

[anarchapella]

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

[valgalart]

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[excessively-english-jd]

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

[kunaiman]

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

[excessively-english-jd]

I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:

Cheeps.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Oh my god

[camalilium]

Can yall…stop antagonizing people for not being hyperaware of literally everything bad that’s happening in the world.

[nokaywhatever]

today I fell asleep at the wheel and crashed my car and when my father came to pick me up he asked if I had a death wish. I didn't answer him. I just started crying. I should feel lucky to be alive but I almost feel burdened that I have to stay here and continue living.

[gold]

food will never break my heart

[stephanievex]

when someone says, “Oh, shut up, you know you love me!”:

[ptsdandflowers]

Me: I’m having such a good time

Brain: sure would suck if you get hit with a low mood, and go nonverbal, and come off as rude and uninterested in your friends

Me: