Pumpkin Queen

I’m happy to be here ☀️

[shatterfox]

Decided two months ago I was gonna make this man fuck me and here we are 😈

[shatterfox]

*pushes boundaries at work trying to show them what I’m worth*

My Boss- So anyway you pull that shit again I’m going to fire you

[shatterfox]

I was at work when my edible hit. Fuck dude. Fuck.

[shatterfox]

Excuse me while I make every man I meet putty in my hands.

[stonerparty]

[disorders]

i do this really cute thing where i shut down and hate everybody

[shatterfox]

When he shaves his facial hair off and he’s still fine as hell to you, you know you’re beyond fucked.

[cybergata]

[chillyfeetsteak]

what kind of goat is this

[weed-breath]

I JUST SQUEALED

[buttercreambee-deactivated20220]

[animatedtext]

[dramatically-existing]

"I had a bad childhood"

says too much

sounds sad

people will assume things

"I come with lore"

makes you sound like a character

is cooler

people will be so distracted by the wording that they won't see how badly you've been doing

[therocketgrunt]

[shatterfox]

Him: which of my friends are trying to slide on you?

Me: A L L of them

[whitepeopletwitter]

[shatterfox]

I blame Tim Burton for my unrealistic expectations about incredibly thin men with bags under their eyes

[valentina-poem]

[everythingfox]

“My friend knitted hats (with ears) for her and her cat and it’s everything”

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