Hangry Penguin

lesbian | they/them | sie/ihr | sometimes I think I'm funny | spoiler: I'm not | my flirting skills are as great as my love for men | Minors DNI | Art-Blog is @pengus-art

[dearest-lady-disdain]

bold words for a man who has been killing people for eleven episodes straight

[marxism-transgenderism]

Don't give me that "looking respectfully" crap I make my tits that prominent for a reason

[fazedlight-deactivated20251111]

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[natsfavgun]

Now that the Toy Story incident is probably over I am very genuinely just giggling to myself about it every couple of hours. Like this truly was five holes in the fence all over again. You have no idea how many debutation theories I had to listen my friends go through.

[natsfavgun]

This post deserves a big “dunce” hat

[natsfavgun]

Hey so when I ranted about how I don’t even know how I managed to break my tailbone two years ago with a bike saddle last week I didn’t mean that I wanted a demonstration.

[natsfavgun]

Not only is my tailbone fucked up again (not broken though!) but I also have a blockage in one of my sacroiliac joints - which is also probably a result of my tailbone being fucked up.

[natsfavgun]

Hey so when I ranted about how I don’t even know how I managed to break my tailbone two years ago with a bike saddle last week I didn’t mean that I wanted a demonstration.

[rainydayscribbling]

i had a connolly pin. which i lost. distressed.

[natsfavgun]

Cons of my bikes front tire exploding 15km from home: I cannot ride my bike and now have to wait for the ADAC to come fix it

Pros of my bikes front tire exploding 15km from home: The spot I’m waiting at has a lot of roley poleys that I get to watch.

[verothewise]

[natsfavgun]

Hell yeah.

[snoomfies]

snoopy pride flags :)

[9fruit]

me listening to my playlist: omg that’s crazy i love this song

[meowsapow]

"Friends with benefits" and the benefit is being my friend :)

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[foxglove-and-foxfire-lover]

I think it's pretty cool that Merlin is okay with murdering someone every week. Always makes me sad when they make him well-adjusted in fanfics. Let that man be insane

[creepish]

your honor, in my defense, you wouldnt get it

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems