NØKIA-bløkia

Treat the bøys

[dreamer-garage]

McLaren 720s

by zuumy via instagram

[bpd-entity]

it’s not a real party until you sneak away to the bathroom to question your existence as you stare at yourself in the mirror haha

[chrissongzzz]

[shittyidea]

An app like Tinder for people that want to meet up and fight

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

I just went to the bathroom in the campus library and a girl was literally facetiming with her family over near the sinks so I ended up peeing and flushing all while she talks to her family and I was doing an internal yikes so when I came out of the stall to wash my hands I whispered, “I tried to be quiet, I’m sorry” and she laughed and whispered back, “You’re okay. Do you wanna say hello?” so I ended up facetiming for a few minutes with a nice family from India and it was the single most purest experience I’d ever had in a public restroom

[stability]

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

[wordsnquotes]

[aprilynnepike]

Shel Silverstein wanted to say something very wise. So he wrote a children’s book.

[pqinful]

I couldn’t fully appreciate these as a kid. I’m so glad to see these. Shel Silverstein was so magnificent.

[rogerdabbit]

My entire childhood.

[whospilledthebongwater]

Yassssssss I’ve loved these since I was little

[approach]

haha

[sunwukxng]

*sees the skies starting to darken at 3:47 PM*

[catsbeaversandducks]

[netflixz]

driving past your old elementary school like

[yivialo]

LMFAO

[adoringbeyonce]

LMFAOOOO This makes this 1000x better!

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

[yivialo]

lmfao

[menthuthuyoupi-deactivated20140]

IN CHURCH THO???

[oamisoa-deactivated20160323]

I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am

[thecommonchick]

instead of 7 for $27 how about 27 for $7

[paramourblessings]

I feel like this is about underwear

[imbolcsfyre-deactivated20181216]

THIS IS DEFINITELY ABOUT UNDERWEAR

[first-day-of-summer]