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calvinahobbes

I just really think that we unlocked something as a community when we realized we could give him flowers 🥺

happyheidi

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ﾟ. February will bring blessings.

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pseudophan

category five million boyfriend moment jesus christ

pseudophan

why is this of all things the most devastating thing they've ever posted :(

phlondsbian

dan has talked about his bed and his room in the phouse before but phil never has… this means phil does not have a room or a bed because dan won’t let him. SAD. smash that like button if you cried for the twink sleeping on the floor

anphivenas

Anyone remember basketball? — what happened to that ? Where did it go?

junk-thunder

it rolled under the bleachers last week and no one's been able to get it out :/

anphivenas

Well ,I can get it if you ask me . With my long hand

anphivenas

ill do whatevers necessary

electronicmail

can i call you back im doing something weird

thememedaddy

bowlcutprotag

Literally nobody I know knows Gayle Waters-Waters despite how much she has contributed to society and meme culture. Get rid of the couches. We can’t let people know we sit. Was anyone gonna tell me x or was I supposed to read it in x myself. That gif of her in the kitchen breaking a board with her head. Her mad dash from the house that ends with her jump kicking her mailbox off

2009editingtips

So we agree, Dip and Pip should only be interviewed by Phannies and 63-year-old straight men who have no idea who they are.

gaythewholetime

That interviewer is so real cause if I did a few minutes of research on a duo I was interviewing, saw this, and then was told not to mention that they’re a couple I would also be confused to the point of talking about it on public radio

goblinfables

:O

goodfriendo

moth-grrrl-mavis

This is what it feels like to talk to neurotypical people

hawkeabelas

you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe

screenshotsofdespair

bootdork

I wish it was easier to talk about mobile phone addiction without sounding like a boomer

bootdork

Phone addiction (specifically social media addiction) is real and it's not a joke and it is everywhere. Phone addiction literally reduces the grey matter of your brain. It's no secret young adults are more anxious and depressed than ever; more lonely than ever; more aimless than ever. Do you remember being a hugely creative kid, and feel like that spark is gone now? Can't sleep at night? Yeah, your GABA receptors are probably fucked from getting hits every 60 seconds from checking your phone. What's your daily screen time like? 6 hours? 12? These are common numbers. It's insane! It's insane and it's deliberate. Companies make more money from you when you're brain is fried from scrolling 10 hours a day through meaningless content.

But it can be reversed. Start small. If you hit this post then take 5 minutes to put your phone down in another room and do something. Do a crossword. Go for a walk. Be present! CBT is a hugely successful therapy for phone addiction and can even reverse the damage done to your brain.

I get it. I have dozens of beloved friends online, and I'm more informed now than I would ever have been without access to the Internet, but wouldn't it be nice to wonder sometimes? Wouldn't it be nice to be able to go outside and not itch for your phone screen? To have that creativity and confidence back? Start small. Start now.