That's not how you Oktoberfest

The good, the bad, the Trachtenfasching. Gesammelt, kommentiert. Ein Museum des schlechten Geschmacks, der Dahoam-Gentrifizierung und wahrer Empörung einer bekennenden Bayerin.

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The record shows,I took the blows

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May I say, not in a shy way

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As tears subside, I find it all so amusing

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When I bit off, more than I could chew

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Each careful step, along the by-way

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I planned each chartered course

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Then again, too few to mention

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Regrets I’ve had a few

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I’ve travelled each and every highway

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I lived a life that’s full

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And so I face the final curtain

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And now, the end is near

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They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street.

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Royalty? I think not.

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Eat. Pray. Love. Join a girlgroup.

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Didn't we almost have it all?

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She sleeps with the fishes, I guess.