Create yourself.

[dorothyporker]

[ohevoyev]

[satyriconmp3]

fake relationship is such a good trope. they have to act in love and they are in love but they think the other isn't in love. oscar. pulitzer. nobel prize

[ampervadasz]

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Isn’t this the potion Snow White’s stepmom used to turn herself into a witch 

[ironwoman359]

I love how pleased with this whole process he looks.

[okayysophia]

^^^😊

[zlink]

need someone to look at me the way this man looks at his science experiment

[matchagirl]

i cant believe this is a real photo

[posttexasstressdisorder]

Cool!  I missed getting to see it tonight...er...last night.

[posttexasstressdisorder]

Went to the SpaceWeather site and here’s a few from their gallery:

[aaronstveit]

do you ever see a “hot take” and you’re like ohhhhhhhhhhhhh critical thinking is a learned skill and op has not put in the practice

[horrorofthebeast]

Do you ever see a “hot cake” and you’re likw ooooooooioihhhhhhhhhhh yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum

[killjoygem]

My current favourite tiktok trend is the one where people wrap presents to look like something they're not and some people get ridiculous with it

Like:

✨The dedication ✨

[anxietyproblem]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

can we please see a picture of your frog? oao

[prettycolors]

#ffffff

[eridone]

[froutsuip]

Baby elephant seal vs adult elephant seal

[gallusrostromegalus]

Baby Elephant Seal:

Same Adorable round creature, a couple years later:

And when he decides to engage in a Romantic Duel:

Some fun facts about the Elephant Seal:

Roughly the same shape and size as Jabba The Hutt and Five Times as Horny

can move at 30ft per second on land which is way faster than you think and a lot faster than most of you can sprint

known to attack and kill great white sharks

Dives over a mile under water and stays down there for an hour and a half, presumably because the frozen darkness resembels whatever hell dimension it came out of

Male and Femal elephant Seal skulls, compared with a Grizzly bear Skull:

There are many picturees of people standing irrespeonsibly close to Elephant seals, presumably before being mauled and mashed to death, so we’re going to use this image of an average-sized woman and an educational statue:

Fuck That.

Don’t approach wildlife kids, but SUPER don’t approach any kind of marine mammal because they are HUGE and FURIOUS and FULL OF TEETH AND MALICE.

Also severely endangered and let’s be honest the world would be a lot sadder without the occasioal horrifying sea monster in it.

[elevenbathroomsinks]

these are the same picture just on opposite sides of the spectrum

[admiralrainbow]

[genterie]

Zaria Forman

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

*ahem* psa:

YOU ARE NOT A BAD PERSON FOR MAKING MISTAKES

[legsdemandias]

no one writes love stories better than aromantics send 

[careful-knives]

The amount of care and detail aroaces put into writing steamy romances is unreal.

[legsdemandias]

The thing is we can’t rely on “love at first sight” or “it just is” logic because we don’t have that button, so instead we build relationships up and up and up, realistically, the only way we could imagine love happening 

[holybikinisbatman]

us 👏 aro 👏 aces 👏 make 👏 it 👏 happen 👏

[sailsofsalt]

Aroaces writing romance:

[mikkeneko]

listen asexuals have written some of THE kinkiest hot shit and i can testify that that is because they do not find the mechanics of sex interesting in and of itself, so they look at the scene and say “how can I make this spicy”

[electric-skillet]

Me, after sharing one (1) feeling with a friend:

[prole-log]

[dragkingandreweldritch]

I think in this case, "statue removal" should mean "return the Black Hills mountain range to the Lakota and let them decide what to do about the nonsense marring the face of Six Grandfathers" rather than causing any further damage to a desecrated holy site