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I nearly fell through a roof today.

Only if you’re insulting me. And it’s not a threat, it’s a promise of bodily harm. I don’t see you defending yourself very well against me…

#lmao guess not xD #Lucas Solomon

Because violence solves everything.

I nearly fell through a roof today.

I didn’t actually fall… or hit my head. Maybe I’m just stupid. But I am big and I would be careful about insulting me because I’m not that dumb.

#NOLAN IS STUPID APPARENTLY OKAY LEAVE HIM ALONE xD #Lucas Solomon

I'm sorry, are you threatening me?

I nearly fell through a roof today.

Oh… never heard it.

#hahah clearly xD #nolan stop being a bitch jee #Lucas Solomon

Well maybe you hit your head a little too hard when you fell off that roof, hm?

I'm still really sick of this place...

Wow, I must be some kind of special…

#RIIIIIIIIIIIGHT BACK ATCHA #Jameson Monroe

You know why I keep saying these.. things. Don't make me say it again, it's embarrassing.

I nearly fell through a roof today.

I don’t have a kitten.

#haha shhh #Lucas Solomon

It was an expression.

I nearly fell through a roof today.

Like what?

Like I stepped on your kitten or something.

#Lucas Solomon

I nearly fell through a roof today.

Don't look at me like that.

#Lucas Solomon

I'm still really sick of this place...

Did these sort of lines work for you before?

Oh God no. I abhor pick up lines.

#Jameson Monroe

@Nolan

Ha, I guess but it was wonderful in Mississippi. I remember always going out to fish with my dad at the break of dawn down by the creeks. Catching bass and all sorts of fish. I didn’t quite look at myself as a fisher kind of girl but Dad was happy I’d spent so much time with him fishing: just him and me. It was…nice. City, I did huh? I love the lights and how they illuminate the night skies but to live there? Heck, it took me months to adjust to living on campus right next to a city in California. I was homesick for a good couple months! Um… I suppose I was. I always got second or third places for shows and races. I did have a favorite horse, though. I mean, all three of them were my babies but Starlet. She was beautiful. I wish I could show you how she looked like or had some sort of picture of her, but it’s all a memory now… Oh yeah, definitely! I’ve…a lot of ideas, actually. Some of those “spirit days” that I remember from high school. 70’s day, favorite sports team day, whatever.

Yeah, it was. It’s amazing what…drugs like that can do to a person’s mind. Oh, I know. When one of my professor’s told the class Michael Jackson had died, instead of going over lecture, we just watched music videos of him. Well, if you ever need me to shut up, just tell me…okay?

Good because…y-you’re sort of like a brother to me. Um, I never had any siblings growing up so you’ll have to excuse the clingy-ness every once in a while. What about Batman and Robin? They were pretty cool.

It sounds like a very pleasant way to spend your mornings really. And you got to spend quality time with your dad and I guess... if you weren't much of a fisher girl, the bonding time was what mattered the most, eh? Besides I bet there were some amazing landscapes you got to look at while fishing. The countryside is always much more lively than the city in the nature department. Living in the city I didn't really have the opportunity to go fishing with my dad or anything like that. We did go hiking though. Me, my dad and Caspar, my brother. My mum always planned these family escapades months in advance. See, both my parents were doctors so they were pretty busy all the time. So my mum would always make sure they both had some free time and then they'd take us bowling or out to dinner or somewhere out of town. I get feeling homesick though, I really do. I'm sure you would have improved yet, bagging yourself a good few thropies. Why don't you describe her to me? What kind of a horse was she? Sounds good. We'll figure out what we can do on said days, bring a little color into the shop if possible.

It's astounding really. I don't think there's drugs in Purgatory though. Is there? I sure hope not. Ah, that sounds like a good way to spend the day following the news. I should try to find some of his records around here. His songs were fantastic. Trust me, I'll tell you if the need ever arises.

Well, I've never had a sister. Just one older brother. I was the baby of the family and now I get to do the whole annoyingly protective thing. So you know, accept it. They were cool but not cool enough.

@Pascal

Heaven or Hell? I…I would think so. Purgatory isn’t really called “Purgatory”, you know/ In fact, it is referred to as “the final purification” according to Roman Catholic teaching. My family were huge Catholics, so yeah. I would like to believe that there is a Heaven and Hell but as far as I know, this place is a whole lot of nothing and there’s no way out. Hopefully I just didn’t inflate your ego or something by telling you you’re cute. True, very true. Alright, I guess we can be the ‘dream cast’ of Rapunzel then…Purgatory edition in which everyone is already dead and crying tears over a dead ‘prince’ can do no good. I like it. And that was why Pascal was my favorite. You bet; suuure.

Okay, good. But as I said: after I hand him this…stale bread. It’s not like we’re gonna eat it.

The final purification eh? So it's supposed to cleanse us of our sins or something? I always thought that if Purgatory existed all sorts of people would land here. You know the ones not good enough for Heaven but not quite bad enough for Hell. The in-betweens you could call them but apparently no. Just us, suiciders. Or maybe there is a different place entirely for those in between. Maybe that place is a little less permanent and they can either get better there and move onto Heaven or stay there forever or something. You didn't inflate my ego, don't worry. I don't actually think it's inflatable.

Fine, fine. Do so quickly though. I'd like to have him gone as soon as possible.

@Pascal

Rider and Pascal. Gotcha. I’m not gonna have to bring out my frying pan and smack someone, do I? Nolan, you can’t stay in the shop forever. I’m not letting you do that. We’ll think of something else to do. I don’t think I’m going to go either. It’d be…weird… and I’d feel out of place…

No, no, I think you won't have to resort to any sort of violence. Well, the shop's the only entertainment I've got AND it brings me profit AND something to do. But.. if you've got something else in mind I guess I could close up for one night and do something else.

@Pascal

Drama? Do I even want to know? Me? I didn’t even know I was invited… I’m not sure yet. The only other person I know is Officer Kennedy… not sure if I wanna play poker against him…or the two other people I just met.

Ah, you know. Flynn will be there and he doesn't really like me. I'm not really in the mood for that so I'll probably stay in or mind the shop or whatever else.

@Pascal

So tell me: why aren’t you going to poker night again?

I don't feel up for it. I'd rather not stir any drama. Are you going?

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@Zia

I gotta say, I don’t think anyone has scored that sort of popularity around here just yet, buddy, it ain’t like I’ve got a legion of fans myself. My brother has no friends of his own so he might be a little — hesitant. I’m actually surprised you two aren’t the ones going out to eat. I feel like you’d get along well.

#because he's cute #NDavenport

Well, you know, the popular kids almost never have a reason to off themselves and I don't think many of us aspire for popularity around here. You mightn't have a legion, my friend, but you have a good few people on your side. Your brother can come along. I don't think I've ever even met him properly. Why'd you think so?

#Zia Donahue

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You'd think people would get a little smarter after they've died...

What the fuck kind of cartoons have you been watching where they say that? Dude, how long have you even been here? Were you born in the 1930’s or something? I thought you and I died in the same decade but I’m starting to question that. Oh, fuck you, I understand what you’re saying just find. I went to University, you know. Obviously didn’t graduate, but still. … HAH. Does it make you uncomfortable? Horny? I don’t know, man, every good joke comes from the cock. It’s a conversation center-piece. When in doubt, make a reference to your dick. I think that’s my go-to logic. And now I’m just talking a lot to piss you off. I want to see you snap. No, I was a miserable piece of shit who snorted blow and slept all day. What were you like? You know, someone once told me that curly hair is retarded hair? Like it’s mutated all wrong. My hair is curly, obviously, so I never really thought of it as flaw free, hah. hah. hah. …. Heaven is probably like this, only instead of miserable and run-down it’s a paradise. Who cares? If the love was mutual, then they shouldn’t have killed themselves. I know I’m happy as fuck that I’m not going to see my mom or siblings ever again … I offed myself for a reason. Burden in life, burden the afterlife. This is just the way it’s meant to be. It’s not complex, Davenport. Everyone knows going into suicide that there isn’t going to be a reward, religious or not.