[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[cabbagege]

It's always one of them

[arodatnak]

Deciding what movie to watch.

[revee-nyardil]

The corrie officers switching armor when one of them is injured so they don't get in trouble. The corries building tech to fool the id scanners so they can appear to be whatever number they want. The commanders meticulously matching spare sets of armor to their own, every scratch and every paint stroke, in case Thorn needs to take Fox's shift or Thire needs to be swapped with Stone. The corries taking bribes so they can buy more paint and hair dye and prosthetics. The corries having a rotating set of numbers to use so they don't have to give their real one.

The corries always being unidentifiable. Always

[worm-strung-string]

nil'obi very disdainful of sidious's rules, especially that last one, is sidious even really a sith? no betraying his "master"? ha! anyway, sidious clearly betrayed nil'obi first by attempting to hurt nil'obi's people

Darth Nihilus never really gave a fuck about the Sith as an organisation so the idea that Sidious thinks this means anything to either of them is hilarious

Or Nil!Obi thinks “This is absolutely worthless”

(Also the joke about abandoning his flesh isn’t really true to the events, Nihilus’s body was literally failing due to a mass shadow generator weapon and survive to eat by any means does not need a body)

I feel like Obi-wan as inflicted by jedi ideas sees the act of betrayal as something that can only be achieved if there is trust, trust in the force, trust in yourself, trust in your master, he has no trust in Sidious, and Sidious doesn’t need trust he believes he has control. Therefore this rule is irrelevant

[ironborealis]

Lil'Nil-Obi internally when Sidious starts giving orders:

[ironborealis]

Nihilus probably:

[clownedfoolery]

Fox if he was cool as hell instead of subjected to The Horrors.

[twinterrors29]

Commander Fox, high on caf and spocaine, who will not remember walking in on Palpatine doing his Sidious routine: Chancellor-no stop screaming, it's just me-I have some paperwork for you to sign

[revee-nyardil]

My headcanons on Fox, Wolffe, and Cody's ages that are totally not overcomplicated: Cody is the youngest but he's the big brother and Fox is the little brother. However, when Wolffe's there Cody is his little brother and Wolffe and Fox are twins.

[arodatnak]

[gaytanic-panic]

[fucking-foxgirl]

the wetland fandom is enjoying this one

[secretly-a-trekkie]

these three are besties. it's just canon

[cabbagege]

[keukumbr]

"Let down by the orders. Broken by obedience." Lyrics from: Let Down - Radiohead

[star-walking]

why...why does it look like they got married here...

[captaingondolin]

#like its giving those disney weddings that they do at the parks#i just cant unsee it#someone please tell me im not crazy...#its giving my uncle and his good friend who is also his live in roommate on vacation (via @star-walking)

[roguesones]

Captain Rex artwork by Eric Hibbeler for Star Wars Unlimited

[cupcake-hearts]

Unpopular opinion but I think Palpatine would treat the Coruscant Guard so well -

I know we all love the agast it brings to have them mistreated, but it's Palpatine. He's slimy, and cunning. I think he'd spoil them. Make them seem more important than the other Clones. Yeah the majority of the senators and many of the civilians treat them worse than droids, and they don't get to fight alongside their brothers, but all the more reason to keep these guys happy. Especially Fox, who canonically wants to kill things.

Palpatine wouldn't abuse them. He'd treat them like they were his best men... until he didn't need them anymore. That's how the Chancellor works.

[cupcake-hearts]

Just felt that I needed to add that Fox still hates Palpatine. Did Palpatine do anything specially to Fox for him to earn this hatred? No. It's not even like Fox can just tell he's evil. To Fox, Palpatine is fully genuinely a good person, and Fox just hates it.

Fox: (gets called in to the Chancellor's office for a report)

Palpatine: my dear commander, have a seat.

Fox: no

Palpatine: would you care for some caf?

Fox: ... Fine.

Anytime Palpatine overhears some complaints about living/working situations of the CG he's sure step in and make accommodating changes (most where the jedi can see him). From better food rations to new cooling and heating systems, he takes care of the Corries.

Palpatine: think nothing of it commander. After all you do for us, it is merely my duty to see that you and your men are comfortable.

Fox: sir, we're clones-

Palpatine kindly and within earshot of the jedi: you are men.

[galaxyharrow]

This especially makes sense to me the more the Guard become Palpatine’s enforcers. From a purely practical standpoint, it makes sense for the Guard to have all the good toys, the best weaponry and riot control gear, the best food supplies, the best training. Eventually they’re going to be the ones keeping the population in control, so Palpatine has extra incentive to keep them well outfitted and extra loyal. He’s investing in his future Empire enforcement.

[three-fold-symmetry]

Droid popper baseball. Because if not ball why ball shaped?