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[nolove94]

A day late, but happy birthday to the best person To have entered my life. No apology will ever suffice but I’m sorry got letting you go....

[nolove94]

[nolove94]

You were in another dream last night. Kind and caring like I remember you. However I know you wouldn’t do what happened in the dream.

[nolove94]

I pray someday I can show you how sorry I am for what I did...

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

[nolove94]

Everyone else seems to be practicing social distancing just fine.... EXCEPT the person behind me 🙄

[nolove94]

How many years have passed, and you still appear in my dreams. Never bad but always the good. I realized that I was wrong, that I’m completely to blame long ago. If I could give up everything to have what was, I would. If I had to give up everything to have a chance at friendship now, I would as well.. I gave up the best person to enter my life, and that I feel will always be my biggest regret..

[p1ss]

[ejacutastic]

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

[furbearingbrick]

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

[shubbabang]

Now all of Publix knows you’re here

Patreon | Webtoon

[catchymemes]

[destiel-love-forever]

In the middle of lunch one day, everyone minding their own business in the cafeteria, a Senior guy dressed in a banana costume came in screaming. He was in clear DISTRESS. Flailing his arms and running in zig zags. He kept screaming things like “help me!” and “he’s going to get me!” && we were all SO confused until all of a sudden a damn gorilla shows up (guy in suit, of course). He beats on his chest and lets out a huge roar, the banana lets out a shriek, and then it’s ON. These two ran through our tiny cafeteria, the gorilla roaring and the banana frantically singing “I will survive.” At one point the banana saw someone with a banana peel on their table (clearly they had ate a banana for lunch) and he took the peel from them and screamed “BROOOOTTHHHERRR!” before returning to singing “I will survive” in a much more determined tone.

It ended when our school principal took the gorilla down (yeah, tackled him to the ground, if you knew our principal you’d understand… we were a school of like 300 people TOTAL and he was like all of our best friend. Dude was cool) and yelled, “This is a banana safezone young man!”

The following day, there were ‘banana safezone’ posters everywhere and we had a school assembly where our guidance counselor talked about banana rights.

I’ve never looked at a banana the same.

[nolove94]

🤣🤣 I must have either been at a lame school or been there at the wrong time then. These are amazing!

[srsfunny]

Functional Demon Helmet

[bax16]

@snakeybones

[snakeybones]

[ghouligan-snackpack]

[nolove94]

I love In This Moment, but sometimes I feel this is me...

[dawngranger]

They say, “You’re a little much for me, you’re a liability. You’re a little much for me”

[vilisdraco]

roberto ferri.

[dennsokagi-deactivated20221213]

hahahaha good job 

[princesstigerbelle]

This is how we know cats are sent from heaven

[karalora]

This is how we know that whatever trouble cats cause is deliberate

[nolove94]

Technology question. I have an iPod touch 4th gen that is stuck in a recovery mode loop. I’m trying to keep all content on there as there’s over 1000 songs that are not from iTunes and several hundred photos I don’t want to lose. So far nothing I’ve tried has worked.

-tried a full reboot but nothing seems to fix the 1611 error I keep getting

-held down Home/Power buttons for 10+ seconds (wanted to see if holding it down longer would change the result)

-holding down Home/Power and letting go of 1 of those when the apple logo appeared

-holding down Home/Volume down (as I’d heard it works with newer Apple products so what’s the harm)

I’m trying to not buy something third party that forces it out of recovery mode with all that’s going on and I currently don’t have a job. But ask the content on here is from 2013-2017 and I don’t have any of the devices it was backed up onto. Also nothing appears on the screen unless it’s plugged in no matter what you do.

[nolove94]

OMG GUYS!!!💚💚 The cleanse I'm currently trying is a 2 day cleanse. I have only done this for one day so far!! Before i drank the first bottle my weight was 134.2 and after the second I'm now at 132.4 😱 THIS IS AMAZING!!

[nolove94]

This little chub of cat is a year old! Happy birthday Peep 🎂🐱