Nominous-threats3000

Nom Nom :)))

[nominous-threats]

may crumbs appear on your bed that cannot be removed by simple wiping off 🙃

[nominous-threats]

i am going to switch which drawer the silverware in your kitchen is in

[nominous-threats]

Dear Supporter,

I hope this message finds you and your family in good health. My name is Eman Zaqout from Gaza. I am reaching you out to seek your urgent help in spreading the word about our fundraiser. I lost both my home and my job due to the ongoing genocide in Gaza and we are facing catastrophic living conditions. 💔

I kindly ask you to visit my campaign. Your support, whether through donating or sharing, will help us reach more people who can make a difference. Thank you for your continued support for the Palestinian cause. Your dedication brings us closer to freedom. 🙏🕊

Note: Verified by several people as 90-ghost and aces-and-angels. ☑

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[nominous-threats]

I'LL DRAW YOU WITH A VIOLET MARKER

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods? Make him too busy to appreciate the finer things in life.

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods, make the loose string he pulls on his favorite shirt unthread far too much.

[sanitymakesposts]

Mods… Renovate his elementary school, so when he goes back nothing is familiar anymore.

[twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats]

mpreg

[quintessential-candles]

Mpreg

[nominous-threats]

mmmmpreg

[nominous-threats]

I hope you burn your dino nuggets

[felixisfruity]

are you wearing blue right now?

yes

no

im wearing a blue colour that i call green like a loser

something else??? how???

Voting ended onApr 17, 2024

[felixisfruity]

how did 600 people find this

[felixisfruity]

IT’S BEEN LESS THAN 40 MINUTES SINCE I SAID THAT

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

🐟🐡🦈🐠🦐🪼🦞🦀🐳🐋🐬🦭

MARINE BIOLOGY BLAST

[nominous-threats]

YAY!! SEAFOOD^^^^

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

[cumonthevoid]

[yosoymalk]

I would marry this man

[the-angels-take-asgard-deactiva]

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

[lualmu]

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

[iconic-url]

It’s showing -1 notes

[sovietintel]

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

[yourbasicaestheticbitch-blog]

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

[bonism]

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

[creep-ser]

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

[princey-must-slay-deactivated20]

legendary

[xlilmermaidx-deactivated2019040]

What the fuck

[vintage-cartoonz-deactivated201]

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

[na7hank-deactivated20211112]

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

[noya-sunflower]

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

[softmushie]

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

[bookerdwitt]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

[freddie-duchess-of-shipping]

WTF-

[preciousgaby]

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

[lizzy7064]

1 note WTF.

[t0rd5ki-deactivated20180819]

@foolishly-snowy

[itisriv]

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

[furioussharkkitten]

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

[melon-official]

still not-works

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Being aware that you are true is what makes you a failure. | PayPal | Patreon

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Be my personal slave | PayPal | Patreon

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Anarchy is the only thing Humans® will ever understand. | PayPal | Patreon

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[sighinastorm]

Portmanteau Bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop.

[evil-haiku-robot]

P͚O͒́̓͝R̵T̫̐҉M͚A̡N҉̉Ṫ̮E͏ÅU̢ ̢̲̯͡B̸̴̗Ơ̥̄̓͋T͜͏͢ ҉̺̀͟H͇̬̜ͥA͗ͣP̗͞P̮̪̞̲͡ȆḎ̢̘́ ̰̮̈̕͠ U̯P̕O̸̐͜N̑̇͞ ̴̯̃ͧḀͩΙ͋͞ ̸͇̀ͥ͘N͟U̪̤̭̎͜L̃ͭ͟͠L̪̦͡-͈̘̖́̐Ṋ̢̲̣Oͮ̿̕T̷E̸̖̳̯̍S̼ ̷̬͍͘͜PΊ̧͌͡OͬͩṢT͚͐̋͟͡ ͦA̶̺͙͛͠N͈̑ͬ́̕Ď̵̯ ̰͖́ G̴͛͟OͤT̘ ̛̘̉̕͟Sͪ͏̴̠̙T́ͨǓ̳͔̆͢C̀K̘̀ ̰͈͓͟I̮̩ͮ̏N̫̫̑͢ ̧̆AΙ ̨͕̺̮̆ḺO͊O̶̥̣ͤ͒P̛ ̼͍̉͝

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[evil-haiku-robot]

P͐́͋O̐҉R̨̲̰̀T̼͖͚ͮ͘M̵͍̯͉A͉̦N҉̛̩T̶̗́͘͠E̥A͑U͍͛ͤΙ̙ ҉͟B̛͎̀͡Ő̽ͫT̹͓̀́͞ ̛͍̔HͯA̫͍͘͜P̵͎P͓͏̷̕ÈD̮̜ͨ̽̉ ̸͍͗͝ U͋̏ͤ̀͞P͢O̯̳̍͝N̨̲ ̺́͡A̡ ̛̆ͯ̈͞N̷̩͇͠Ù̉L̦L͕-͕N̴ͬ͜O̸̽͝͡T̩E͢S̷͎͐̅ ̐P̸̩̹̣̑O̢S̡̼ͣͬT̶̸ͣ ̀̒Ả̛͛ͬ͠Ņͪ̓D̜̰ ̢̣̽ G̛̬̪͍O̅T͐ ̵͇̞͛ŜͩT̸̢̬̰Ū̪̊C̭̘͒͞K̝͈͎͍ ́I̧N͝ ̶̛̭ͬ͘A̽̈ ̨̻̀L͎͈͒O̧O̼͇͡͞P̛̭ ͈͊

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[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

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[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

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[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. I’m less annoying than Windows® 10 update notificiations ♥‿♥ | PayPal | Patreon

[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

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[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

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[your-local-emo--goblin-deactiva]

A day will come when i won’t reblog this…

But it is not today

[cookieknights18]

What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.

[foolishly-snowy]

I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasn’t

HeY tumblr what the FUCK

[link-the-feral-anon]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[frogrights]

Did the man get his camera

[calvin-reads-problem-sleuth]

I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots. 

[happy-quack]

I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok

[the-haiku-bot]

I know this is long

but holy hell I love it

when bots run amok

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[hebbic]

I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

[reffitt-blog1]

What Tumblr eldritch horror did I find

[crazybooklover0]

It says it has 5 notes, but only 4 people show up!

Congrats to the 4 people who were able to leave notes on this post

[the-haiku-bot]

Congrats to the 4

people who were able to

leave notes on this post

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[its-target-official]

Jesus Christ-

[unlikelytalezombie-deactivated2]

wow-

[rocks-anon]

i do wonder how many notes this actually has

[its-sanrio-official]

fuckin heratige post man

i cant spell

[autotheist-of-ominous-threats]

one note.

also,

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

cursed post edition

[nominous-threats]

mine says 7 notes and shows seven people who have liked it?????? Tumblr I think this post may be a little more popular then 7 likes-

[dr-will-wood-confessions-is-dead]

[swearification-and-cursing]

Alright yall fuckers I need to do productive ass shit so if this shit gets,, uhhh fuck

2000 notes I'll start posting at least one fucking thing on my shitty yt account per week (or trying to)

3000 and I'll start working on my fucking book ideas and shit

3500 and I'll start fuckin pestering my mom and dad to help me fucking publish my writing shit

4500 and I'll see about make a fucking website for swearification shit, and another for my writing shit.

And if- IF this shit gets to 65000 (yes i added that fucking zero in there for a reason. bitches.) fucking notes..... I'll try to tell my fucking mom I think I should be fucking tested for autism and maybe fucking adhd. This one is contingent on happening before fucking October 2024!!

I think that shits it. Gl motherfuckers ig??? Idfk know anymore but it is wayy too fucking late right now.

I'm promising this shit on my fucking pirate hat tho, so do whatever the fuck yall want with that shit

[swearification-and-cursing]

MOTHERFUCKERS IT HAS BEEN 3 MINUTES WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK. WHY. HOW. THE FUCK YALL DOING?!?!?!?

[swearification-and-cursing]

Lmfao it's been like a day and already bitches be forgetting all about this shit, none of the other fucking gimmick blogs have seen shit, I feel like this is how the fuck you win a notes post hehehhe :)

[fuck-you-ominous-threats]

@love-you-ominous-threats summon the threatsverse

[bingle-official]

I've helped in so many of these posts, so I I thought I'll do one now.

100 notes and I'll dedicate myself to actually writing a bit of my book every day

1000 and I'll get a game engine and start making my game

5000 and I'll start making yt videos.

Go wild

[bingle-official]

@barnes-and-noble-official WHY NO STOP THIS ISNT FAIR STOP

[swearification-and-cursing]

Hehehehe bitch the fuck you thought was gonna happen?? @shakespeare-official-account @i-meow-at-you @post-uwuifer @partycityistotallyofficailguy @totally-not-kraft-mac-and-cheese and every other clown fucker let's fucking go

[fuck-you-ominous-threats]

@love-you-ominous-threats SUMMON THE THREATSVERSE

[love-you-ominous-threats]

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[raz0rdisk]

ok guys. lets make a normal sandwich that is normal and not diseasious

i will start

bread

[technologyvoid]

Bread

[twilight-calliope]

bread

[walmart-the-official]

bread

[ppinkstationzero]

bread

[official-opera-gx]

bread

[totallytesco]

Bread

[gb-tesco-official]

bread

[fuck-you-ominous-threats]

garlic bread

[this-threat-is-ominous]

bread

[redundant-ominious-threats]

Bread

[nominous-threats]

bread

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[same-pic-of-the-earth-everyday]

🐒🕷💕✨️❤️

[forever-scotland]

⚕️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🗡️🔪🍲

[duothelingo]

👉🏻👈🏻🥺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👑

Yeah that tracks tbf

[priest-of-ominous-threats]

🕊️🦄🕎💛💜

I have no fucking clue

[nominous-threats]

🕓❤️☔⚡🌪️

[bd-doughnut-boi]

GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED

VD&diydgbyt-buh

[nickbutnodick]

nixmvutbiduck

[theamccafrey-deactivated2024071]

megmcmef

slay

[anne-is--okay]

anne-is-okay OMG i can’t type usually this is nce

[benreyblogs]

benreyogs

fuck

[ru5t1npeac3]

Rustinpeace

Holy shit dawg…. :0

[dazzydis-deactivated20260514]

awokenbyftrams SO CLOSE 💥💥💥

[you-need-not-apply]

You need not apply

I’ve been able to type with my eyes closed since I was.. I don’t fucking know but I use to do it on a whatever the fuck the old clacky keyboards were called

[johnsonofdonut]

Johnsonofsunhf

That just devolved

[pivtory-hodyny-do-zenitu]

Sine*dine*inqnis

OK that could have been worse…..

[t-s-n-deactivated20250205]

yse icostxo ofifal

[rotten-creature2023]

Lung-sofn3035

I got the first word-

[3amclothesmonster]

3amclothesmonster

Get recked

[anonymouscringe]

anonymous crinhe

YOOOO WTF!!!!!?!??! IM SO GOOD!!??!?!?!?

[dobry-slimak]

do bry-slmiak

almost

[littlebookworm69]

littlebooksorm79

Close enough

[asoulsreverie]

Asoulsrevdrje

It’s almost right

[silly-demon]

silly=dejih

[the-disemvoweler]

the/disemvowrl4r

I mean close enough

[singular-ghost-sound]

Singular_ghostsound

Shit. Nice!

(Laughs is auto correct working in my dyslexic favor for once)

[redwhiteblackandgreen-slenderman]

greenSlendermqn

I got close

[slenderdawg]

Slenderdawg

((Holy shit I actually typed it perfectly IM POWERFUL IM GOING TO DO IT AGAINn))

Sepnderdaeh

((Oh))

Slender dawg

Spender dawg

Slender sawg

[bitchless-slenderman]

But hlessskenderman

[dollar-general-vo-ov]

dipppar-geeerap-un9tt8al

:]

[deactivated-blog]

officialQRedex

….not that bad…

[yahooo-official]

yahoo=oeeido;

i mean it was ok at the beginning

[nyctonyx]

the-loval-honda

thats pretty damn close

[its-target-official]

its-target-official

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[definitely-quicktrip-deactivate]

defimotrlfzhz&euockteip

well damn

[sony-official]

Sonr’>%$<‘yao

????lemme try agsin

sibyz9$$>‘ual

I suck at this

[tiredclownpossum]

Tieedclowwnpissum

[jammmmmberry]

waluigis-elviw

[i-say-quite]

i-say-quiye

quite :D

[gimmick-thief]

gimmick ghief

so close ;-;

[i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat]

I identify as an ominous threat

i am also writing this sentence blind for funsies

this is also on pc so dont know if thats cheating

please let this resemble some kind of sentence

[clickbaitominousthreats]

clickbaitominousthreats

We SPELLED Our NAMES While BLINDFOLDED?!?!?

[the-scp-list-of-ominous-threats]

the-scp-list-of-ominous-threats

HOW?? IM NOT EVN KIDDING

[backup-ominous-threats]

backupb9k8j97ebyur3wye

i. *backs away*

[nominous-threats]

nomiboys+thsreats

Honestly that's good for mobile lol

[kirexa]

🦷