Yandere-talia

Hello! I'll be sharing scenarios, headcanons, and such involving yandere Hetalia characters. I made a rules page, so you can check that out. Ask box is open!

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Hello! I'm new to your yandere hetalia blog and let me just say ❤❤❤❤ Its great! Can I have some "oops I fell in love" with the FACE family? But like the person they accidentally fell in love with is a literal meme machine- super silly and nice and friendly? Does that make sense? Anyway thanks! 😚

((hi! thank you so much~! this is cute tho i love it))

2p!France/Francois Bonnefoy:- He first noticed you in public because you were laughing way too loud over something you saw on your phone. Like jeez don’t you see how much attention you’re drawing to yourself?- Sees you again later talking to a group of people, and you’re being just as loud.- Gotta admit tho, Francois likes your smile.- He’s not usually interested in your type but… he’ll make an exception. At least for now as he tries to talk to you.- During a fairly simple conversation, you say something that’s just… he doesn’t understand? Like what does that have to do with anything. - “Oh, it’s a meme.” “A what?”- Suddenly you’re scrolling through your phone showing Francois your very impressive collection of memes saved on your camera roll.- So after Francois leaves he thinks “okay they’re really weird I think I’m over them” - but that night as he’s lying in bed he just rolls onto his back, staring at his ceiling, and mutters, “Merde.”

2p!America/Allen F. Jones:- He’s been trying to talk to you for a while but you’re always surrounded by people- it’s like everybody loves you wtf- and they’re always so loud and obnoxious (half-expects to see Alfred hanging out with you).- One day while he’s waiting for his chance to strike, someone in your friend group suddenly screams “THE FLOOR IS LAVA.”- Al watches as everyone scatters, jumping on top of garbage cans and statues and whatever else they can find- and then there’s you.- With only two seconds left, you run at Al and leap into his arms.- Doesn’t last long before falling backwards, but you’re still on top of him so when your friend who’s counting down reaches zero, you’re safe from the lava. Woo!- But then you look down and realise what you’ve done and oh you feel kinda bad.- “It’s fine,” he assures. “Just go on a date with me and I’ll forgive you.”

2p!Canada/James Williams:- oh you’re kinda pretty.- After seeing you every now and then, James finally decided to approach you (not too sure what he’s gonna say to you but he thinks he can wing it).- While tailing you he overheard you make a pun - and it was so bad that everyone within hearing range either groaned or ignored you completely - except James- he snickered.- He wanted to talk to you, but he never imagined the opening topic would be puns.- He hates them tbh, but you always manage to make him laugh.- You’ve gotta teach him your ways tho because 9 outta 10 puns will be just bad. Not good bad, just pitiful.

2p!England/Oliver Kirkland:- He was waiting behind you in a line (probably buying something at a café).- The longer he stood behind you, the more he realised how much he wanted to talk to you (plus you smell nice).- It’s your turn and while Oliver considers how to approach you, he overhears you make a pun to the cashier. - Much like James’ situation, no one else really acknowledges it, or they groan because wow that was so corny- but rather than laugh with you, Oliver responds with another corny pun.- The conversation that ensues is just you both communicating through bad puns until you run out- the staff and surrounding customers hate you both.

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Rules:

1. Please do not request explicit NSFW. 2. Maximum number of characters per request: 6. 3. 1p, 2p, and Nyo characters are welcomed. 4. You can ask for the s/o to be male or female, but the default will always be non-binary (they/them pronouns). 5. The intensity of a yandere will vary depending on the request and how I interpret it. For more intense yandere’s, try to be specific (I guess this is more of a suggestion).

I’ll probably expand this list when needs be. For now, here are the basics.

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All the stories you have written are spot on and are super fun to read

awww you're such a sweetheart thank you so much 💕

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Your writing is amazing

thank you I try my best 😊✨

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I love you

love you too 😘

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I just wanted to say I love your blog, and your latest headcanons especially, mainly 2p England as I've been chased by chickens several times (roosters are terrifying!)

Thank you so much! 😄 Yeah the image of Ollie suddenly whipping around a corner screaming his head off with a rooster hot on his tail keeps me chuckling 😂Oh yeah I know how you feel. I grew up with roosters and they (along with mama hens) were my worst nightmares. It's cool now tho 'cause we're on good terms (probably because they recognize me as the person who feeds them...). Anyway, thanks again! 💕

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2p japan yandere headcanons? I am so loviinggg your blog now!!!

Thank you very much! I’m so glad you’re liking my content~

I’ve already written headcanons for 2p!Japan. Here’s the link: https://nonbinaryyandere.tumblr.com/post/164129545794/2p-japan-head-canons-please

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How do yandere axis and allies treat/interact with blind kidnapped s/o?

That’s a lot of characters... Could you pick one or the other please? You can request both in separate asks if you want.

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Could I please have some 2p Face Family headcanons with a S/O? (has a southern accent,enjoys sweet tea, ect) If not, I understand! P.S. I love this blog!!

((aww thank you~ and I think I can do that. I actually tried a batch of homemade sweet tea this summer for the first time and I was pleasantly surprised))

((this is gonna be a lil stereotypical (this is hetalia what do you expect) but stay with me okay))

2p!France/Francois Bonnefoy:- He’s got an image in his head and you probably don’t fit it. Don’t worry, he’ll get over it.- He has trouble understanding your accent sometimes- but it amuses him whenever you over-emphasize your voice (if you’re lucky, you might make him crack a smile).- He finds your cuisine really weird (”Why is everything fried?”)- He likes the scenery in the countryside down south. Take him for long walks along dirt roads and he’ll be very content.

2p!America/Allen F. Jones:- He’s gonna make fun of you, so you gotta make fun of him (he probably has some kinda nothern New Jersey accent so go from there)- He’s not fond of how carnivorous the south is, but if you show him some good vegetarian alternatives he’ll be down.- He already likes sweet tea, so you bond over that.- Loves it when you say “y’all.”- If you ever bring him down south, take him to a ranch because he really wants to play your “sexy cowboy” (just keep an eye on him because he’s probably gonna get bucked off a horse).

2p!Canada/James Williams:- Wow that is quite the accent.- Often asks you to say certain words because you sound so damn funny. - Try it back at him and he won’t say a word (he probably doesn’t sound as intense as a newfie, but he does emphasize those O’s and says eh without realising it).- He likes a lot of your cuisine. Very fond of the chicken on waffles thing.- You should take him to a ranch too, but don’t worry he knows how to ride a horse and he’ll look majestic af.

2p!England/Oliver Kirkland:- Aww you’re so cute.- He’s most likely gonna try correcting your pronunciation on certain words, so get ready for a few arguments.- Learns how to make southern baked goods for you (especially if you’re ever feeling homesick).- Matching cowboy hats~- Be careful if you ever take him to a ranch because 10 to 1 he’s gonna get chased by a chicken.

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Hello!! I just wanted to apologize for my last request with Francois, as I requestedNSFW, and it is kinda against the rules!!!! Sorry ily

Hey, no worries. I don't have much for a rules page set up right now (or at all really...) so it's all right. Thanks tho 😊

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What kind of yandere ask will you do?

Most things, just not hardcore nsfw (I can do the whole “implied” thing, but I don’t wanna go into detail).

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Headcanons for Canada

1p!Canada/Matthew Williams:- He’s had crushes before, but they usually don’t work out.- One day, however, he’ll stumble across someone and he’ll fall hard.- Such intense feelings are a first for him, so it’ll take a while before he even approaches his crush.- When he does, he’s pretty good at getting a conversation going (might fumble a bit and make a fool of himself once or twice, but it’s all part of his charm).- Enjoys listening, but appreciates when he has the chance to talk.- His crush will likely initiate a relationship before Matthew does, probably because Matthew is a sensitive sweetheart with a heart of gold (wait for it).- He’s pretty considerate and tries to do a lot for his s/o.- Like giving them small yet meaningful gifts (so many maple treats omg).- Over time, his love will warp into an obsession, but at the time he won’t realise it. He just assumes you’re supposed to be obsessed with the person you love.- So it’s only natural he keeps a close eye on them each and every day. Just to make sure they stay out of harms way.- He gets a little annoyed by some of the things his s/o does, like giving their attention to others when he’s with them. So he’ll stand a little closer to them, hold their hand, etc.- He won’t realise the extent of his obsession until he’s faced with a rival of some sort. - Matthew thinks he can endure the dark thoughts coming from the back of his mind, but if that rival is stubborn and keeps approaching his s/o, Matthew will snap and kill them.- The incident will have him pretty shaken up for a while, until he realises how much better he feels. Looking on the brighter side, that’s one less person to try and take away the love of his life! - He begins coming to terms with who he is. It’s a slow and disturbing process that he struggles to hide.- Eventually, everything becomes too much and something will set Matthew off. Either he saw something he didn’t like, or he was dwelling too much on his insecurities- whatever it was, he’ll finally confront his s/o with all his concerns, but it won’t be loud or violent, it’ll be in a very calm tone (all the more scary).- He fears losing his s/o. After so many incidents of heartbreak, he finally has someone he wants to stay with forever.- This is the part where he loses the shine from his eyes and there’s no going back.- If they try to run, he’ll hunt them down. If they turn to someone for help, he’ll kill them right before his s/o’s eyes.- He really wants to have a wonderful life alongside his beloved s/o, he just finds it difficult when there are so many factors trying to tear them apart. This is why he takes them somewhere far away from civilization.- Matthew is extremely patient with his s/o, and he really doesn’t want to hurt them physically, but he does have his breaking point.- “I… I know you don’t want to be with me. I know you hate me. But… But I don’t want to be the guy that gets turned down again and again. Once, just once, I want to be selfish.” - He’d be fine with just their corpse, so long as he was able to hold them.

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whoa

over 100 followers

thanks everybody this is awesome

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2p japan head canons please

((All righty))

2p!Japan/Kuro Honda:- Small and intimidating ((he’s like an inch shorter than me))- Doesn’t talk unless he has something to say (quite often sarcasm or something rude)- try to do small talk with him and he’ll walk away.- He knows who he likes and who he doesn’t like, and he won’t put up with the latter.- Believes in honour.- As quiet and stoic as he is, he does have a sense of humour, and it’s not for innocent ears.- Quite the perverted little fucker.- He’s not a messy guy, but his house isn’t exactly clean (he does the minimum, but anything more he says “can wait”).- Very private. Few people have even seen the inside of his house.- It takes a lot to faze him.- He prefers working alone, but Luciano often drags him into group activities.- Has respect for Luciano and tolerance for Lutz.- Kuro won’t put up with anyone’s shit for long. If he feels he can get away with it (which he usually can) he’ll start a fight with whoever was bothering him (whether he kills them or not depends on how irritated he is).- If someone manages to make him visibly angry, they’d better run for the hills because a demon is about to be unleashed and there won’t be survivors.- Social media isn’t his strong suit, but he knows the basics.- He likes peace and quiet, so he spends his free time either at home or somewhere deserted, like abandoned warehouses- Likes animals and offers them his respect (will bond with James over this).- Will never ever ever ever admit it, but he loves cute things.- Probably owns a cat.- Never been one for relationships, but if someone ever does weasel their way into his heart, it’ll take a while to uncover Kuro’s “sweet” side- that’s when it’s revealed how fond Kuro is of cuddling (either giving or receiving, he doesn’t care).- Falling in love kinda freaks him out because it involves another person, and he doesn’t want to be reliant on anyone.- If he’s really in love, he won’t allow his partner to leave him so easily. (”Kuro, I’m leaving you.” “No you’re not.”)- He won’t put up with stubbornness for long. If his partner really wants to leave, he’ll offer to kill them. - So, either stay with him or die. Either way he’ll have them in his arms.

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Hiya! I absolutely love your blog, your headcannons are some of the best I've ever seen! If you don't mind do you think you could do some headcannons for the face fam where their s/o has a chronic illness? I haven't seen any of those and having a chronic illness myself I'm quite curious, I understand if you don't though! Have a great day!

((omg im blushing you’re too kind~ and yesss i think i can whip something up for ya))

2p!France/Francois Bonnefoy:- He’ll find out about your chronic illness when he notices you paying a visit to the doctor.- He acts like he doesn’t care- but he does.- Will ask you about it.- The next time you see him, he’ll be a little more knowledgeable about your condition (because he “stumbled across” a certain book and he was “curious.”).- Honestly, his attitude wouldn’t change. He’d be more conscious of what you’re going through, but he would carry on the same (however, he will get upset if you hurt yourself).- But if it’s fatal, oh boy.- Ready to pay for any treatment you need (don’t try to say no because he’ll do it anyway).- As the illness gets worse, he gets angrier (at you, at doctors, at everyone, even himself).- At some point, he will realise how terrified he is of losing you, and he’ll break down.- Later on, he won’t even leave your side. Doesn’t matter where you go or who comes to see you, he’ll be around. 

2p!America/Allen F. Jones:- It’s gonna take a while before he pieces the facts together and discovers you have a chronic illness.- He gets angry, but he doesn’t have a valid reason so he gets angrier.- Will try to change your diet or look up some really weird remedies online (Al stop).- Eventually he’ll come to terms with your condition, but he’ll always be protective.- If your illness is fatal, he won’t accept it.- He’s gonna fight tooth and nail to help you get better, which doesn’t always end well because he keeps terrifying your doctors and getting kicked out of the hospital.- He’ll cover your hospital bills (in the meantime you’ll notice a spike in robberies but he says it’s just a coincidence)- In the early stages of your descent, if Al is hit with the realisation that there really is no cure, he will kidnap you from the hospital.- Because it was so sudden, he wouldn’t know what to do other than just… drive away.- You’ll have to convince him to take you back, otherwise he’ll take the long way home and then put you under his own care

2p!Canada/James Williams:- He catches on pretty quick.- Immediately interrogates you about every aspect of your chronic illness.- In secret, he’ll learn how to take care of you.- Very observant, but it works against him and he’ll overreact over the smallest of details.- After a few bumps in the road, James will try his best to help you live a normal life. - If your illness is fatal, your “normal life” gets tossed out the window.- Does a lot of research on hospitals and any specialists you’re supposed to see- Sometimes the thought of losing you becomes too much, so he disappears for a while to let off some steam. - He puts you above everyone else, so he gets testy when hospital employees don’t do the same (highly likely he’ll get kicked out once or twice or thrice or…)- When he finally snaps, it won’t be loud or violent. He’ll just sit next to you and cry.- One night he’ll steal you away and take you deep into the mountains. He knows he can’t do much to cure you, but it makes him feel better when it’s just the two of you together.

2p!England/Oliver Kirkland:- He finds out immediately.- Dr. Kirkland is in the house (he’s not a professional so be careful).- He also looks around for home remedies, but he will eventually settle on finding ways to help you through your condition.- Very attentive, always asking if you’ve taken your medication, making sure you don’t push yourself too hard, etc.- Don’t hurt yourself because he’ll cry.- If it’s fatal, he has a hard time believing it. - You’re the love of his life! Nothing was going to steal you away from him, not even an illness!- He drags you from hospital to hospital. Looking for promising treatments, medications, might even try some healing magic.- Often argues with hospital employees (Ollie sit down you’re not a doctor).- Over time he gets more and more stressed until you manage to calm him down, and that’s when he finally acknowledges the weight of his emotions and becomes a blubbering mess (get ready because you’re gonna have to hold him for a while before he calms down).- You can reason with him all you want, but in the end he will take you away and keep you all to himself.

((angsty yanderes. lovely))

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Honey, I just want to say if you start doing Matchups, you'll be stuck in matchup hell. You do you, obviously this is /your blog after all/ and if it wasn't, we wouldn't have your awesome writing. I'm just warning you. *finger guns away*

Ohh, okay gotcha. Maybe I’ll look into making it more of an occasional thing with a maximum limit of requests or something.

Thanks again, I appreciate the warning ^^;

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Yeah. But they've found one that looks like that face hugging alien thing from the alien movie and I was wondering how the FACE family would react to a prank from their s/o that mostly involves putting that thing on thier chest while they're napping

((i looked up a picture and holy fuck that is some nightmare fuel, jfc))

2p!France/Francois Bonnefoy:- He opens his eyes and - he’s not really sure how to react.- If it moves, he might flinch. - He’d grab it around its neck and sit up (Francois’ no fun).- Will most likely get revenge by tossing it over the curtain while you’re in the shower.

2p!America/Allen F. Jones:- Stand back because this boy with freak.- When he opens his eyes, there’s a few seconds of silence before- “OH FUCK NO” followed by a mix of screaming and more cussing.- Lots of flailing. The fish is gonna get rattled around as Al scrambles onto his feet and starts throwing whatever’s in arms reach (hope you didn’t leave anything valuable in the room).- After he’s calmed down, he’ll deny he was ever scared (nice try Al).

2p!Canada/James Williams:- Everything happens the minute he opens his eyes.- He’ll fling the fucker across the room, jump onto his feet, and book it out of the house.- Just, gone.- You’re gonna have to call him and assure him the fish is off the premises before he’ll come back.- When he does return, he’ll be riding on Kuma, and he won’t say why (you know why)

2p!England/Oliver Kirkland:- His scream will shatter windows.- He might just kinda flail until he can gather enough sense to actually do anything.- Gross sobbing omg.- He’s hugging you because he needs to be comforted but he’s scolding you because how could you?!- One way or another, he will exact revenge, so be on your guard.