Hello! I'm new to your yandere hetalia blog and let me just say ā¤ā¤ā¤ā¤ Its great! Can I have some "oops I fell in love" with the FACE family? But like the person they accidentally fell in love with is a literal meme machine- super silly and nice and friendly? Does that make sense? Anyway thanks! š
((hi! thank you so much~! this is cute tho i love it))
2p!France/Francois Bonnefoy:- He first noticed you in public because you were laughing way too loud over something you saw on your phone. Like jeez donāt you see how much attention youāre drawing to yourself?- Sees you again later talking to a group of people, and youāre being just as loud.- Gotta admit tho, Francois likes your smile.- Heās not usually interested in your type but⦠heāll make an exception. At least for now as he tries to talk to you.- During a fairly simple conversation, you say something thatās just⦠he doesnāt understand? Like what does that have to do with anything.Ā -Ā āOh, itās a meme.āĀ āA what?ā- Suddenly youāre scrolling through your phone showing Francois your very impressive collection of memes saved on your camera roll.- So after Francois leaves he thinksĀ āokay theyāre really weird I think Iām over themā - but that night as heās lying in bed he just rolls onto his back, staring at his ceiling, and mutters,Ā āMerde.ā
2p!America/Allen F. Jones:- Heās been trying to talk to you for a while but youāre always surrounded by people- itās like everybody loves you wtf- and theyāre always so loud and obnoxious (half-expects to see Alfred hanging out with you).- One day while heās waiting for his chance to strike, someone in your friend group suddenly screamsĀ āTHE FLOOR IS LAVA.ā- Al watches as everyone scatters, jumping on top of garbage cans and statues and whatever else they can find- and then thereās you.- With only two seconds left, you run at Al and leap into his arms.- Doesnāt last long before falling backwards, but youāre still on top of him so when your friend whoās counting down reaches zero, youāre safe from the lava. Woo!- But then you look down and realise what youāve done and oh you feel kinda bad.-Ā āItās fine,ā he assures.Ā āJust go on a date with me and Iāll forgive you.ā
2p!Canada/James Williams:- oh youāre kinda pretty.- After seeing you every now and then, James finally decided to approach you (not too sure what heās gonna say to you but he thinks he can wing it).- While tailing you he overheard you make a pun - and it was so bad that everyone within hearing range either groaned or ignored you completelyĀ - except James- he snickered.- He wanted to talk to you, but he never imagined the opening topic would be puns.- He hates them tbh, but you always manage to make him laugh.- Youāve gotta teach him your ways tho because 9 outta 10 puns will be just bad. Not good bad, just pitiful.
2p!England/Oliver Kirkland:- He was waiting behind you in a line (probably buying something at a cafĆ©).- The longer he stood behind you, the more he realised how much he wanted to talk to you (plus you smell nice).- Itās your turn and while Oliver considers how to approach you, he overhears you make a pun to the cashier.Ā - Much like Jamesā situation, no one else really acknowledges it, or they groan because wow that was so corny- but rather than laugh with you, Oliver responds with another corny pun.- The conversation that ensues is just you both communicating through bad puns until you run out- the staff and surrounding customers hate you both.















